Best quotes thread

[edgie]

 

[edgie]

"I used to a have a bad drug problem...but now I can afford it"

David Lee Roth- 1984

"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." - David Lee Roth

"I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults."
"It's always irritated me that people say, 'Where's the action? Oh wow, there's no action here; let's go somewhere else.' These people will never find the action."
"I don't get all the women that I want... I get all the women that want me."
"Van Halen can keep providing the rain and I'll keep providing the parade."
"The reason the critics all like Elvis Costello better than me is because they all look like Elvis Costello."
"My pop would tell me, “Kid, don’t be humble. You’re not that good."

David Lee Roth

He's a prophet, really.

 

[raskolnikov]

"I'm impressed. And it takes a lot to impress me....ooohhh a blue car!"

Homer Simpson

 

[jamaican_eagle]

My favourite one is the one in my signature.

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" - Lee Harvey Oswald

Just realised that this quote was actually said by Wayne Gretzky (Hockey player) and not Lee Harvey Oswald (guy who allegedly shot JFK).

Oh well, there's another poster off my wall...

 

[jamaican_eagle]

"Those who I have liked, maybe those who do not stay" - Jamaican Eagle

 

[raskolnikov]

Dr Seuss - "Those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter."

 

[Kyle_Broflovski]

Optimu Prime - "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings"

 

[MisterMarcus]

Langral: I don't like hurting you, Snow
Snow: Is that why you're having him do it?
Langral: I can have Rupert here bludgeon you all night!
Snow:......I'm being beaten up by a guy called "Rupert"??

 

[Gough]

"Computers, and women are ruining the country." Al Bundy.

 

[jamaican_eagle]

"there lots of other kids playing in streets around this country today who are going to be dead tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day and month, because other young people are reading the kinds of things and seeing the kinds of things that are available in the media today." - The great Ted Bundy

 

[exe ex machina]

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days straight, and doesn't die"
- Bill Hicks

 

[AimHigh70]

It's the hero of the dish !!!

Every Masterchef contestant ever
Sob sob sob sad sad story about their life

 

[exe ex machina]

A fallen enemy may rise again, but a reconciled one is truly vanquished.

 

[BALKAN]

"With the greatest respect to women, football is the most beautiful thing in the world" - Slaven Bilic

 

[Gough]

He's obviously never watched Gower bat.

 

[Dan Moody]

"Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Oh, he's not seen me. I'll get him later... Dan!"

Alan Partridge

 

[Duritz]

"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in our philosophy."

- Hamlet. Wonderful way of Hamlet (Shakespeare) describing the limits of what mankind can know.

 

[Procrastinator35]

A few from the legend himself:
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[rank and file]

Gotta get some George Dubya in here
"I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully."
"Rarely is the question asked:Is our children learning?"
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
I'm really hoping the Don can trump his thickness.

 

[Procrastinator35]

Gotta get some George Dubya in here
"I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully."
"Rarely is the question asked:Is our children learning?"
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
I'm really hoping the Don can trump his thickness.

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[exe ex machina]

Evils which are patiently endured when they seem inevitable become intolerable once the idea of escape from them is suggested.

-- Alexis de Tocqueville

 

[Xtreme]

Gotta get some George Dubya in here
"I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully."
"Rarely is the question asked:Is our children learning?"
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
I'm really hoping the Don can trump his thickness.

I used to love the George Bush "joke that's not really a joke clips on Letterman


"Don't quit, suffer now and live the rest of your life as champion"

Muhammad Ali

 

[Perth gal]

The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously. By i can't remember.

Revenge is a dish best served cold. As above.

 

[AimHigh70]

Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickies onion on a sesame seed bun

 

[AimHigh70]

An ashtray but I don't smoke

Daryl Kerrigan