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Well it's a quote from one of the great thinkers of our time so that's not surprising.
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Always liked this classical epitaph inscription upon a tombstone:
"I leave everything to my wife, on the one condition, that she re-marry. For then there will still be one man left living, who regrets my having passed-away".
"I leave everything to my wife, on the one condition, that she re-marry. For then there will still be one man left living, who regrets my having passed-away".
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"I just do not understand why we don't close the roof, and I asked the ground manager after the game and he said 'We looked at the forecast, and it said it wasn't going to rain.' Close it. Just close it. It's not that hard." - cousin of one of the greatest thinkers of our time.
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"Basically I'm just a chilled-out entertainer." - David Brent
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How well I have learned that there is no fence to sit on between heaven and hell. There is a deep, wide gulf, a chasm, and in that chasm is no place for any man.
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"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure."
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"Why did you give 'em that ??" - James Hird.
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"not that there's anything wrong with that" jerry seinfeld.
"the sea was angry that day, my friends" george costanza.
yada yada yada.
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"the sea was angry that day, my friends" george costanza.
yada yada yada.
"they don't talk a lot of smoke and shadows behind the window" travis cloke.
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"Elementary, my dear Watson" - no one in Sherlock Holmes
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It (touring) keeps you fit - the alcohol, nasty women, sweat on stage, bad food - it's all very good for you
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Reginald? WTF?
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Well, the thing about poor old Costello, he's all tip and no iceberg, you know. PJ Keating
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You're probably going to have to post it because I have no idea what you're talking about.
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The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any. Marilyn Monroe - this one?
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that didn't end well.
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"Mr. Madison, what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
