Best quotes thread

[TheWoodenSlug]

 

[IKnowtheDog]

"losers whine about their best, winners go home & make love to the prom queen" - John Patrick Mason

 

[tangolikelama]

“Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it.” – Charles Swindoll

Our physical reality is a matter of perception, and how you choose to perceive that reality and react to that reality is a matter of choice. To any situation, you can either choose to react negatively and unproductively (which only makes the situation worse), or positively and productively (to help find a more positive outcome).

 

[Gough]

More Garcia.
On the Dead being at the forefront of the nascent environmental movement.
"Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us."

 

[CLUBMEDhurst]

The message is that there are known knowns. There are things we know that we know.

There are known unknowns. That is to say there are things that we now know we don't know.

But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know.

Donald Rumsfeld

 

[Gough]

I narrowly avoided getting arrested protesting about that prick's presence in Adelaide.

 

[CLUBMEDhurst]

The incomparable Warren Oates as Benny in . .

[as he keeps shooting a man he has already killed] Why? Because it feels so goddamn good!


You guys are definitely on my shit list!

I can smell shit 100 miles away... sometimes closer.

Listen. The church cuts off the feet, fingers, any other goddamn thing from the saints, don't they? Well, what the hell? Alfredo's our saint. He's the saint of our money, and I'm gonna borrow a piece of him.

[i'll have] a double bourbon with a champagne back, none of your tijano bullshit, and **** off.

 

[Michaels]

"I shouldn't say this but it's very difficult to see us losing a game.I can't see it. I'm an optimist"

-Mick Malthouse, 2015

 

[iluvparis]

Why am I Mr Pink?

 

[iluvparis]

Surprising lack of Groucho Marx so far

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

 

[t_94]

"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies"

 

[Quivorir]

 

[iluvparis]

"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies"

It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.

 

[Marklar_33]

"Such is life" - Thousands of Ozzie Bogans, via tattoos and car stickers

 

[gutsroy]

'In the race of life, always back self-interest; at least you know it's trying.' Jack Lang, originally, I think(?), but Paul Keating is the one I associate with it.

 

[Xtreme]

I want, what they want, and every other guy who came over here and spilled his guts and gave everything he had, wants! For our country to love us as much as we love it! That's what I want!

Rambo: First Blood Part II

 

[Percel]

Our last true leader

"That you Jim? Paul Keating here. Just because you swallowed a ****ing dictionary when you were about 15 doesn't give you the right to pour a bucket of shit over the rest of us."

 

[aflcliche]

"Don't think, do!"
"If you're going through hell, keep going"
"1000 mile journey begins with 1 step"

 

[little graham]

Our last true leader

Poignant.

 

[AimHigh70]

Dad reckons fishing is 10% brains and 95% muscle and the rest is just good luck

Dale Kerrigan

 

[GreyBudgie]

"Baseball is 90% mental and the other half is psychical"
"Pair up in threes"
"He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious"
Yogi Berra

 

[Shane Hird]

"I used to a have a bad drug problem...but now I can afford it"

David Lee Roth- 1984

 

[GreyBudgie]

"I used to a have a bad drug problem...but now I can afford it"

David Lee Roth- 1984

"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." - David Lee Roth

 

[AimHigh70]

Ouch !!!!!

Quote by Stefan Martin

 

[AimHigh70]

We're gunna need a bigger boat

Chief Brody