Game Day Best Xmas Ever

[Triggering Tiger]

Clearly you didn't read the one about how Jesus smashed the money lenders at Finska then beat them with the wooden stick thing

Did they catpitulate faster than 2020 grand final scats did?

 

[the avoca drover]

Of course she didn't, that would be completely unrealistic. It was made up for a Christmas carol. What really happened is after the virgin Mary gave birth to the son of god, angels told shepherds to come and visit Mary, Joseph and Jesus and then wise men brought gifts after seeing a sign in the heavens!

Hey Jazz, do you know why Jesus wasn’t born in Tassy?

Couldn’t find three wise men.

 

[V23]

Hey Jazz, do you know why Jesus wasn’t born in Tassy?

Couldn’t find three wise men.

I thought he was born in Tasmania, and he taught himself how to walk on water so he could GTFO and get back to civilisation.

 

[the avoca drover]

I thought he was born in Tasmania, and he taught himself how to walk on water so he could GTFO and get back to civilisation.

He may have gone to Adelaide because I’ve heard that Souf Orstralians are proof that Tasmanians can swim.

 

[frggr]

Hey Jazz, do you know why Jesus wasn’t born in Tassy?

Couldn’t find three wise men.

Couldn't find a virgin there either


....except TazHawk15

 

[the avoca drover]

Couldn't find a virgin there either


....except TazHawk15

TazHawk15

 

[Chronz]

TazHawk15

 

[catscratchfever]

Oh the nativity is boring to you? It's just one of the most important and widely read stories in all of history! I suppose singing Christmas carols is boring too? What did you do that was so exciting? Break cans of beer against your forehead or something?

Snow White & The Seven Dwarves is also one of the most widely read stories in all of history (and I much prefer it to the Christ myth). Yes, singing Christmas carols is boring, exceedingly so. No, I don't crush beer cans against my forehead - in fact, I barely drink grog at all.

All so-called 'Christians' should be lobotomised. They're the biggest bunch of hypocritical losers I can imagine. The end.

 

[catscratchfever]

Of course she didn't, that would be completely unrealistic. It was made up for a Christmas carol. What really happened is after the virgin Mary gave birth to the son of god, angels told shepherds to come and visit Mary, Joseph and Jesus and then wise men brought gifts after seeing a sign in the heavens!

Do you realise that the Church only introduced the doctrine of the virgin Mary in the middle ages? You better brush up on what the original Christian beliefs were before you start preaching, you poor misguided thing.

 

[Jazny]

Do you realise that the Church only introduced the doctrine of the virgin Mary in the middle ages? You better brush up on what the original Christian beliefs were before you start preaching, you poor misguided thing.

Oh dear, this isn't true at all. Please dun along!

 

[catscratchfever]

Oh dear, this isn't true at all. Please dun along!

Oh dear, you fail Religious Studies 101. You obviously are not acquainted with the history of the Church. The myth of the virgin birth was not a part of accepted dogma until around the 1420s. You must be one of those dumb born agains who goes around preaching about stuff of which they have no idea. One of many.

Myself? I've gone Hillsong.

 

[Jazny]

You obviously are not acquainted with the history of the Church. The myth of the virgin birth was not a part of accepted dogma until around the 1420s. You must be one of those dumb born agains who goes around preaching about stuff of which they have no idea. One of many.

Myself? I've gone Hillsong.

Mary was accepted as the Virgin Mary from the very beginning! Maybe you are confusing this with the concept of the immaculate conception? Please try and read a bible and learn something!

 

[catscratchfever]

Mary was accepted as the Virgin Mary from the very beginning! Maybe you are confusing this with the concept of the immaculate conception? Please try and read a bible and learn something!

Immaculate conception refers to a virgin birth i.e. virgin Mary you dumb arse. Please keep up. It wasn't accepted until the 15th century.

 

[V23]

At this point, I’m not even sure if Jazny is actually religious, or just trolling. But then again, I don’t really care all that much either way…

 

[frggr]

How does that plinker Hazelwood still get a game.

Always injured.

Boland should have his spot full time.

 

[Jazny]

Immaculate conception refers to a virgin birth i.e. virgin Mary you dumb arse. Please keep up. It wasn't accepted until the 15th century.

No it doesn't. Immaculate conception is that Mary is born without original sin. Please apologise for calling me dumb! It's not my fault you don't know about religion.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

No it doesn't. Immaculate conception is that Mary is born without original sin. Please apologise for calling me dumb! It's not my fault you don't know about religion.

No, you're not dumb at all rather you're the opposite, you were smart enough to do the study and you did your proper research to come to your conclusion, well done you should be applauded and not be belittled.

 

[zackah]

Is Jazny not as INCREDIBLY DEVOUT as they claim to be?

This is most disturbing

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Is Jazny not as INCREDIBLY DEVOUT as they claim to be?

This is most disturbing

If any of us were devout we certainly wouldn't be posting at here the bay. I use to be a good lad once.

 

[catscratchfever]

No it doesn't. Immaculate conception is that Mary is born without original sin. Please apologise for calling me dumb! It's not my fault you don't know about religion.

No. You've been guilty of being dumb on so many occasions that you deserve to have it drummed into you that you are foolish and irrational. Stop banging on about things you know nothing about

 

[catscratchfever]

No, you're not dumb at all rather you're the opposite, you were smart enough to do the study and you did your proper research to come to your conclusion, well done you should be applauded and not be belittled.

A meeting of like non-minds. Brilliant

 

[Triggering Tiger]

A meeting of like non-minds. Brilliant

Compare to you be being Ren and frggr being Stimpy I'd saying we are winning with no issues.

 

[Jazny]

Is Jazny not as INCREDIBLY DEVOUT as they claim to be?

This is most disturbing

Only INCREDIBLY devout people would be able to tell that he actually was referring to immaculate conception as being introduced in the middle ages, which he confused with the virgin birth of Jesus, the lion of the tribe of Judea, from the virgin Mary! The virgin Mary giving birth to Jesus was known and believed from the very beginning and was even prophesized in the old testament! Mainly only Catholics believe in immaculate conception though. But I still could see where he was going wrong. This could have been avoided if you guys tried to read the bible once in a while like I do every night before bed.

 

[catscratchfever]

Compare to you be being Ren and frggr being Stimpy I'd saying we are winning with no issues.

So you watch Ren & Stimpy? You're not all bad then despite the Springvale Macca's 'incident'

 

[catscratchfever]

Only INCREDIBLY devout people would be able to tell that he actually was referring to immaculate conception as being introduced in the middle ages, which he confused with the virgin birth of Jesus, the lion of the tribe of Judea, from the virgin Mary! The virgin Mary giving birth to Jesus was known and believed from the very beginning and was even prophesized in the old testament! Mainly only Catholics believe in immaculate conception though. But I still could see where he was going wrong. This could have been avoided if you guys tried to read the bible once in a while like I do every night before bed.

Oh shut the fork up you born-again half-wit