So, a few weeks back, had a bad eBay experience and some poor customer service. A few days later, I was waiting in hospital for a few hours and decided to troll the online chat help. Would like to see if anyone can keep a chat agent online with inane chatter longer than 30 minutes. You could do it with any business. Mine was eBay regarding some Crocs shoes. See below for the example (my name isn't Stacey BTW). 
