Big Brother Footballing Evictions

[CyberKev]

Its eviction time at the Big Brother house in Glenferrie...

If you'd like to shaft Aaron Lord phone - 1900 FRUSTRATING

If you'd prefer to send Aaron Lord on a long walk down a short road then phone - 1900 AGGRAVATING

If you think that its time for Aaron Lord to go home to gravox then you should phone - 1900 INFURIATING

The phone lines are open... Make your vote count!

 

[hawfawnchick]

Can we just kick him out now without voting??? We know what the result will be, so let's just put everybody (including Aaron) out of their misery.

Has any club actually sacked a player halfway through a season?? I am always of the opinion that there is a first for everything. What about it Schwabby??

 

[David Mensch]

Come on guys, go easy. It may be hard to believe, but i have gone through some lean patches, and look at me now. Aaron called me the other night for some advice on how to regain his form. I told him to p!ss off, but that's beside the point, just give him some time and he'll come good.

 

[Visro]

Originally posted by David Mensch
Aaron called me the other night for some advice on how to regain his form. I told him to p!ss off, but that's beside the point

HAHAHA......classic mate.......classic. BTW, did you phone back and say sorry being the goody two shoes you are?

Vis

 

[GOALden Hawk]

At the start of the year Schwabby put 3 players on notice....Smith, Lekkas and Lord. Smith and Lekkas have been superb all season, you couldn't fault them at all.

Lord on the other hand has had his usual 2 good games and the rest he has been the passenger....I would say he was our only poor player on Saturday....

Still, remember we did trade him for Tim Hargreaves...and where's he now?

But with Tim Hazell and Billy Nicholas looking far more promising playing in Lordy's role, and with 5 players having to be cut before the draft, I think it will be time to say....Aaron Lord, you are the weakest link........GOODBYE!

 

[hawkfan5]

i think you're wrong

I really didn't think Lord was that bad on Saturday, he actually did handball of a couple of goals while taking a couple of strong marks and even shepherding one through. Lets just wait, there's eight more games for him to prove himself. I think Schwabby should put him back in the midfield like he did at the start of the year so Lord can get some confidence back. He really isn't a bad player when he has his mind on the job and not on the goals the whole time.

Rob

 

[FIGJAM]

Its eviction time at the Big Brother house at McHale Stadium...

If you'd like to caterpult Tyson Lane from Vic Park to Williamstown phone - 1900 FLIGHTOFBUMBLEBEE

If you'd prefer to roll Tyson Lane from the top of the Westgate bridge to Williamstown call - 1900 ROLLEYPOLEY

If you think that its time for Tyson Lane to meet up with his mentor, David Calthorpe, for a couple of buckets of Hot 'n' Spicy KFC and not even bother their respective VFL teams again, phone - 1900 LARDARSEHACKS

The phone lines are open... Make your vote count!

 

[QT]

How old is Lord?

And, didnt he kick 6 goals against the Bulldogs??

 

[GOALden Hawk]

Originally posted by QT
How old is Lord?

And, didnt he kick 6 goals against the Bulldogs??

Lord is 26 years old in two weeks....and he did kick 6 against the Dogs and 5 against the Demons. The problem is, he does sweet FA in all the other matches, and always tries to take on 5 opponents and snap a miracle goal.

He'll probably keep his spot this week, we have another 3 players out through injury and there aren't many players to come back as they are all injured as well!!

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

huhAaron Lord's shaft...I will take that one plz

 

[CyberKev]

Well done to FIGJAM for getting in on the spirit (or maybe he's in on the spirits, doesn't matter a toss either way)... Fresh developments at the Big Brother house in Glenferrie...

Its come to light that a few of you out there in noddyland have found the voting process outlined earlier to be too complicated, so we've made the necessary alterations...

If you think that Aaron Lord should be dispatched post haste to a Mr Ken Judge in Perth (cash on delivery, of course) then you should phone - 1900 GO NOW

* Calls entirely free of charge if made from anywhere inside of Australia.

If you think that Aaron Lord has a bright future at Hawthorn and should stay put and play on until he's 37 then let your fingers do the dialing -- 1900 WHAT ARE YA NUTS SURELY YOU CANT BE BLOODY SERIOUS MAYBE YOUVE BEEN GOING TO BOX HILL GAMES INSTEAD OF HAWTHORN ONES AND MISTAKING LORDY FOR THE YOUNG FELLA IN THE NUMBER 1 JUMPER OR MAYBE YOURE A WEST COAST SUPPORTER LIVING IN TERROR OF JUDGEY BRINGING MORE OF THE SECOND RATE LEFTOVERS ACROSS FROM HIS OLD STAMPING GROUND IF YOURE A GEELONG SUPPORTER THEN HOWS ABOUT YOU BUGGER OFF AND CUT US SOME SLACK BECAUSE SURELY WEVE SUFFERED ENOUGH FROM LORDYS FOOTBALL ALREADY NOW WHAT WAS THE QUESTION AGAIN

* Calls charged at $50 per minute for callers inside Victoria, and $50 a digit for those calling from WA.

Our friendly team of volunteers -- Peter Schwab, Chris Connolly, David Parkin, Gary Buckenara & Kelvin Moore are ready and waiting to take your calls... KICK A GOAL FOR THE TEAM!

 

[Danny Chook Fan Club]

Although I don't necessary agree with the sentiments, I love the delivery!

CyberKev, if you're not there already under another name, you are a required presence at the Hawk Headquarters Message Board

Very funny stuff!

 

[CyberKev]

Much Tas, Danny Chook... Long time listener, first time caller, big fan of your work...

Latest voting on the Glenferrie eviction...

AARON STAYS = 99.75%

AARON GOES = 0.25% [which only goes to prove that some people do not count as a whole, in both the literal and metaphorical sense of the word]

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This is BIG BASTARD... Aaron you have 20 seconds to leave Glenferrie Oval... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7... Don't make me send in Steve 'The Greek Geek' Malaxos and Robert 'Chopper' Handley to drag you out of there Lordy!!!... 11,12,13,14,15... Hopefully the housing prices in Perth won't force you into a rental arrangement with Sara-Marie, Aaron; I may be a big bastard, but I'm not a complete one!!! 18,19,20... Aaron Lord has left the building... Now where is that beastly Vandenburg chappie?!

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Tune into Big Brother Glenferrie next week to see Ben 'Jesus of Montreal' Dixon and Trent 'my BMW's redder than yours' Croad wax lyrical about the fashion properties of each other's sunglasses.

 

[CyberKev]

Er, obviously the voting figures presented above should have appeared in reverse order

 

[Grendel]

OI! Baggin Noraa Drol is one thing, having a shot at the Butcher is something else altogether!!

YOU go and tell him hes bound for eviction (cause nobody else is game enough)!

 

[CyberKev]

The next round of evictions from the Big Brother AFL house in Jolimont and Aaron Lord (Hawthorn), Tyson Lane (Collingwood) and David Mensch (Geelong) are all in the hotseat...



If you think that Aaron would better use those buff biceps on a rural-based agricultural establishment phone - 1900 GO LORDY PICK A BALE OF COTTON

If you think that Tyson Lane has a promising career as a crash test dummie for Daewoo phone - 1900 THE ONLY GOOD LANE WAS LOIS

If you think that David's future lies in carving out a niche as a $10 a pop Duece Bigalow male gigolo phone - 1900 DONT MENSCHION THE WAR

If you would prefer that all three were forcibly relocated to Essendon in exchange for that club's next three year's worth of draft picks phone - 1900 FOOTBALL COMMUNISM IS ALIVE ALIVE I TELL YOU

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Tonight on Big Brother AFL uncut...

TWO MEN AND A POULTRY:
The inevitable hissy fit is realised when David Schwarz gives Ben Graham the rounds of the kitchen for being so uncouth as to leave the toilet seat up! Later, in the herb garden, Ben tearfully confides to Roger the Rooster that David "isn't a very nice person'.

NONE IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER:
Damien Drum becomes the first resident to leave of his own accord as the psychological pressure becomes too great for him to bear. We see Damien crumble before our very eyes as he plays 11 consecutive games of chess against himself and loses the lot!

THREE CHEESY DIPSTICKS WITH WILD TURKEY SAUCE:
Big Brother surprises the clueless residents by having a Pizza Hut pizza delivered to the house. Hilarious slapstick ensues as Michael Mansfield mercilessly sledges Dougie (Hawkins) the pizza boy at the door, Brendan Fevola distracts him with an atomic wedgie and Matthew Lappin gets a five finger discount on Gretel Killeen's pepsi & garlic bread. In a later development, Big Brother declines to punish the errant threesome on account of them not being drunk at the time of the incident... Too utterly legeless to be responsible for their own actions for sure, but not merely 'drunk'...

21st century Australian television... The very best in bad taste 1980s retro.