Big Cox

[PicaBoo]

Great news. Huge Call. All excited to see him towering over Gawn.
I am calling for an amnesty on puns for the banter thread. The opportunity to slap those Demons shouldn't be wasted.

 

[pablo disco bar]

At least where trying something

 

[TheSierBear]

We tried scaring the competition into submission with these Cox, but failed.




But the biggest Cox, a 7 foot Cox will be seen on Saturday at the MCG.

 

[PieBeast]

Stoked to see Mason upgraded.
Here he is shaking my four year old daughter's hand at the recent open training session. It was Ava's first training session. She was beside herself (not literally as clearly pictured), he took the time with everyone to stop and ask their names, sign shirts and jumpers and shake hands with everyone. He was a lot more receptive than some of the seniors who seemed to be a little reluctant, but I do understand it may be a bit tedious. Cox seemed to really revel in the attention.
A real winner in my eyes.

Doesn't surprise me one bit, he is a lovely bloke of the field.

 

[left at home]

lt is great the he has been put on the senior list and hopefully partnering grundy, and that will leave
hopefully leave cloke and moore forward which l thing is a more dangerous set up. but not going to get carried
away that he will be the difference between winning and loosing, but it is a move in the right direction

 

[BPikkers]

And already there's a little excitement back on these threads. I reckon the enthusiasm will be contagious and the boys will be firing this weekend

 

[FuManchu]

One of 5 inclusions. But only on extended bench. So no guarantee to play.

 

[Kappa]

We tried scaring the competition into submission with these Cox, but failed.

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But the biggest Cox, a 7 foot Cox will be seen on Saturday at the MCG.

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Heh.

 

[Apex36]

One of 5 inclusions. But only on extended bench. So no guarantee to play.

Unlikely they would bother upgrading him if they weren't intending to play him. When was the last time Collingwood upgraded a rookie and didn't play them that week?

 

[Black_White]

Think the speed of AFL over VFL will find the big boy out.
Still, live in hope.

 

[vjknight]

$5 on the first commentator to giggle after his name is said.

 

[Saintly Viewed]

Stoked to see Mason upgraded.
Here he is shaking my four year old daughter's hand at the recent open training session. It was Ava's first training session. She was beside herself (not literally as clearly pictured), he took the time with everyone to stop and ask their names, sign shirts and jumpers and shake hands with everyone. He was a lot more receptive than some of the seniors who seemed to be a little reluctant, but I do understand it may be a bit tedious. Cox seemed to really revel in the attention.
A real winner in my eyes.

He seems quite a bit taller than your daughter

 

[Anzacday]

$5 on the first commentator to giggle after his name is said.

A better bet is the first commentator to refer to him as big Cox.

 

[doodles98]

West Coast had big cox. We've got HUGE Monster Cox. Please use HUGE Cox from now on everyone.

 

[TheSierBear]

As a tall 7 foot, American athletic freak, binging a bit of color and athleticism to the game, I expect Bruce to get very excited by Cox, naturally as he would if he had any other name under the sun.

The fact that he stands seven foot tall and with a name like Cox might make things awkward, for him, but hearing him naturally get excited, as he will if he calls Big Cox, will be very, very amusing. I reckon he will spoil the fun and refer to him as Mason.

 

[ClaytonM]

As a tall 7 foot, American athletic freak, binging a bit of color and athleticism to the game, I expect Bruce to get very excited by Cox, naturally as he would if he had any other name under the sun.

The fact that he stands seven foot tall and with a name like Cox might make things awkward, for him, but hearing him naturally get excited, as he will if he calls Big Cox, will be very, very amusing. I reckon he will spoil the fun and refer to him as Mason.

I am waiting for 'big Cox has been huge today' after he has a big game.

 

[pablo disco bar]

Exciting stuff hope he goes well.....and the decision wasn't premature

 

[Chief Ten Beers]

$5 on the first commentator to giggle after his name is said.

Bruce will, unintentionally, make a pun.

 

[TheSierBear]

Bruce will, unintentionally, make a pun.

A Freudian Slip?

 

[Gymnorhina tibic]

I was in the give him more time camp but now he's in i'm 100% behind the big fella. An incredible achievement to become an AFL player from his background

 

[spartan-magpie]

As a tall 7 foot, American athletic freak, binging a bit of color and athleticism to the game, I expect Bruce to get very excited by Cox, naturally as he would if he had any other name under the sun.

The fact that he stands seven foot tall and with a name like Cox might make things awkward, for him, but hearing him naturally get excited, as he will if he calls Big Cox, will be very, very amusing. I reckon he will spoil the fun and refer to him as Mason.

Bruce's first call after cox Rams one home will be something along the lines of "I'll just love big cox, what a great specimen, we'd all love one in our sides,'wouldn't we Dennis".

 

[TheSierBear]

Bruce's first call after cox Rams one home will be something along the lines of "I'll just love big cox, what a great specimen, we'd all love one in our sides,'wouldn't we Dennis".

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[TradeDraft]

Not a big call at all. He is only competing with Grundy and Witts who are junk at the moment

Say that just about the Whole Side

 

[Obese Arachnid]

A better bet is the first commentator to refer to him as big Cox.

Triple M.

Re-financing house as we speak.

 

[spartan-magpie]

I am waiting for 'big Cox has been huge today' after he has a big game.

'Cox goes is in hard'

'Cox gets it up to sidebottom'

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Hahahahahahh. As long as we are winning I think I'll be having quite a few chuckle at Bruce.