Big Cricket Thread

[Astro7]

Winning the next test not only wins us the story but it also makes Piers look like an even bugger spud with his “good undeserved” comment.

As unlikely as it seems, that would be gobsmackingly delightful!

 

[Bender_]

You joke but if England win the 5th test I expect there to be some kind of semi-official trophy/presentation/something acknowledging their overall 'win'.

Oh boy I hope so.

 

[Dazzler9]

'Selfless' star shakes off reputation in coming of age

'Walked so that Marnus could run'

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[Farang83150]

I think we can all agree, despite the score, wins and rules, England have been the far better team of the tournament.

If England don't get a participation I'll be PO for them.

 

[ioppolo]

A second Ashes urn but a mason jar with the rainwater from Manchester?

 

[Farang83150]

Vision of which will be meme-worthy for decades.

Up there with Collingwood's OBE/MBE or whatever it was!

 

[Keys]

This is a pretty good summation from Damian Fleming

 

[matthew_s]

A second Ashes urn but a mason jar with the rainwater from Manchester?

my suggestions were better.

 

[THE A5]

A second Ashes urn but a mason jar with the rainwater from Manchester?

Third one with Piers’s tears

 

[happy_eagle]

Given that the original Ashes urn was a set of bails that had been burnt.

Why not the bails that were dislodged when Bairstow left his crease ?

 

[Dazzler9]

Given that the original Ashes urn was a set of bails that had been burnt.

Why not the bails that were dislodged when Bairstow left his crease ?

The day the spirit of cricket died

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[happy_eagle]

The day the spirit of cricket died

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Surprised none of the English papers ran an obituary for the spirit of cricket.

 

[Keys]

Third one with Piers’s tears

Bit impractical though

 

[ioppolo]

Surprised no one has posted this gem from cricket related Simpsons quotes.

 

[Tugga27]

I know it's an old clip, but it's hard not to love the Bison.

 

[Biggie]

 

[Luuuc]

 

[THE A5]

He’s still crying

 

[KBLT]

What a day to learn Piers Morgan blocked me on twitter lmao.

 

[Truckosaurus]

And they were singing, "bye bye cottage pie"
Flicked on the telly to watch Stokesy but the weather wasn't dry
And old Piers Morgan could only cry,
"Today the spirit of cricket died"

 

[THE A5]

And they were singing, "bye bye cottage pie"
Flicked on the telly to watch Stokesy but the weather wasn't dry
And old Piers Morgan could only cry,
"Today the spirit of cricket died"

Is this cottage Pie a metaphor to what Ollie Robinson dishes up?

 

[Astro7]

The day the spirit of cricket died

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I thought the sprit of cricket died when Robinson told Kawahja to F* off you F* Pr*k?
Or was it the Hoorah Henries sloshed on Pimms at Lords, booing the Aussies off? That was pretty disgraceful but the English don't want to talk about any of that.

 

[RookiePick]

Robinson, not the Jimmeh

 

[matthew_s]

Michael Vaughan shit-talking unsubstantiated "I'm not even sure where this came from" rumours that Warner and Smith playing their last tests.

The english hangers on are ****ing bottom feeding sludge.

but...please be true about Warner.

 

[Farang83150]

Michael Vaughan s**t-talking unsubstantiated "I'm not even sure where this came from" rumours that Warner and Smith playing their last tests.

The english hangers on are ******* bottom feeding sludge.

but...please be true about Warner.

Michael Vaughan -Wilson!