Entertainment & Music Big Footy Awards Presentation

[Cruyff14]

Hi, I'm Cruyff14, and my co-host Shell would like to welcome you to the inaugural Big Footy Awards! Coming to you live from your computer monitor, sit back, get comfy and enjoy the entertainment to come over the next few days! We promise to provide the best entertainment you can get right now, so get your beverage of choice ready, or if you're Jimmy1992, a girl beside you which you will inevitably end up making her leave early somehow.

And off we go!

 

[Shell]

Welcome everybody.. yes we have a great show lined up for you tonight- just like the Oscars it will run into next month.

What's in tonight's show Cruyff14 ??

 

[Cruyff14]

Thanks Shell, well tonight we will cover a few topics, best poster isn't too far away. Who can you see taking that out? Gough Igloo myself (lol) and Jimmy1992 have been nominated. Can you pick a clear cut winner out of that bunch?

 

[Shell]

Thanks Shell, well tonight we will cover a few topics, best poster isn't too far away. Who can you see taking that out? Gough Igloo myself (lol) and Jimmy1992 have been nominated. Can you pick a clear cut winner out of that bunch?

-whispers under breath- Best Poster should be one of the last awards given out you nong.

Smiling... "I think it's a fairly close race at the moment, can't see Igloo taking it out though, seeing as he has pissed a lot of people off by changing his Av and all. Time will reveal all.

Now its time for a..... montage!!!?"

 

[Cruyff14]

I'm just doing it in the way I wrote it in the first thread, best poster happened to be first

 

[Shell]

Stick to the autocue Cruyff14

 

[Cruyff14]

Thanks Shell, now first award of the night

Best Poster:

Well liked across the board, always good for a laugh and seems to be well versed in all things across life. Always respectful toward others, pops up here, there and everywhere and always has something useful to say. Based upon your votes, the best poster award goes to....
Gough

Here's Gough with his award, you can see how proud he is to be taking that home.

 

[The Speaker]

Cruffy has no idea how to pace awards!

Booo!

Get off the stage!

 

[Shell]

Gough- your acceptance speech please...

 

[Poseidon]

The sexual tension between Cruffy and Shell is insane. Can't wait for the after-party!

 

[Igloo]

Jumping on the bandwagon - if I had bothered to vote, it would have been for Gough.

Hurry up Cuyff, you're slow . I need my worst mod award, and I need it now.

 

[Cruyff14]

The sexual tension between Cruffy and Shell is insane. Can't wait for the after-party!

Thanks for that Poseidon! Now, you've been nominated in "Intentionally Funny" and "Posters you'd like to have a beer with", are you confident in taking either home?

 

[NSWCROW]

Cruffy has no idea how to pace awards!

Booo!

Get off the stage!

 

[Poseidon]

Thanks for that Poseidon! Now, you've been nominated in "Intentionally Funny" and "Posters you'd like to have a beer with", are you confident in taking either home?

Not sure Caro, I've had a bit of an up and down season but hopefully my good posts were good enough to get me the choccies.

 

[Cruyff14]

Not sure Caro, I've had a bit of an up and down season but hopefully my good posts were good enough to get me the choccies.

Thanks Poseidon, we'll cross back to you a little later on. We can see your date [USER]I Bleed Blue[/USER] is already struggling to stay sensible after the amount of beer he's had, he's got a little bit of Fev about him. We better let you attend to him.

 

[The Speaker]

I think this thread raises a pertinent question.

Why did they do it?!

Dohohohoho!

 

[Shell]

Dress change time!!!!

I think you need to as well "James". I think the male co-host needs to go shirtless from here on in..

 

[Poseidon]

Thanks Poseidon, we'll cross back to you a little later on. We can see your date [USER]I Bleed Blue[/USER] is already struggling to stay sensible after the amount of beer he's had, he's got a little bit of Fev about him. We better let you attend to him.

He's a goner already. Here's a photo of us (me on the left) when I told him he was a shoo in for 'Worst Poster'

 

[Gough]

Gough- your acceptance speech please...

I demand a recount.

 

[Cruyff14]

I demand a recount.

My sources tell me you were an out and out winner, beating your next closest opponent by two votes. Would you like to thank anyone? Mr. Gough perhaps? Your mum? The BF community? How do you plan on celebrating?

 

[Shell]

I demand a recount.

I've heard of short speeches, but that is just ridiculous.

-looks uncomfortable; Cruyff how do you want to handle this-

 

[Cruyff14]

I've heard of short speeches, but that is just ridiculous.

-looks uncomfortable; Cruyff how do you want to handle this-

Shell, can you tell us who you're dressed by tonight?

 

[Shell]

Shell, can you tell us who you're dressed by tonight?

Dress by Kmart, jewellery by Kleins and handbag by Strandbags.

 

[Shell]

Would just like to take this opportunity while we have this short break in proceedings to thank our magnificent sponsors.

Without them this telecast would not be possible.

 

[Stratton_Gun]