Prediction Big footy predictions

[LiterallyNobody]

That’ll do for tonight.

Ok I lied. I’m addicted.

anyway I think this all started with Gringo. Commenting this about a John Lennon quote:

“Made doubly painful by the affirmation format of blocky font over an irrelevant background. Death makes you seem more profound and drugs take away your ability to realise that you sound like a twat when you talk in idiotic riddles.”

that last sentence is pure unadulterated Gringo Gold.

This one about the bulldogs is self explanatory:


“The Dogs have the most flogs of any side in footy. It must be a recruiting thing. We went for adult breastfeeders and guys who sleep with the light on, they went with dickheads that drive around without shirts on and text dick pics to each other.

Even back in day they had a high flog content.”

 

[austinnn]

I want someone to do a “separated at birth?” caption with Michael roberts and Jack Bytel side by side with your quote on the side. Perfection. austinnn are you my guy?

Not what you asked for but this one grabbed me. Nice and succinct.

 

[austinnn]

That sh*t should be used in drug education videos. I sound like a man man.

What is a man man?

 

[Max the great]

Dunstan to be picked this week. 4 of his 14 turnovers result in Gold Coast goals.. gets dropped again and has 56 possessions in the 2s. Selected again after the 'good showing' in the 2s and does it all over again.

 

[austinnn]

Brett Ratten - Dog's best friend.

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Brett Ratten - Dog's best friend.View attachment 1120255

That’s a fantastic accompanying photo with it.

 

[gringo2011]

What is a man man?

A mad man with fat fingers.

 

[gringo2011]

Ok I lied. I’m addicted.

anyway I think this all started with Gringo. Commenting this about a John Lennon quote:

“Made doubly painful by the affirmation format of blocky font over an irrelevant background. Death makes you seem more profound and drugs take away your ability to realise that you sound like a twat when you talk in idiotic riddles.”

that last sentence is pure unadulterated Gringo Gold.

This one about the bulldogs is self explanatory:


“The Dogs have the most flogs of any side in footy. It must be a recruiting thing. We went for adult breastfeeders and guys who sleep with the light on, they went with dickheads that drive around without shirts on and text dick pics to each other.

Even back in day they had a high flog content.”

That Dogs post was possibly my finest moment, that's some astute shit dredged up from my subconscious. Reading back your own mad rantings is a bit embarrassing though, I sound like an absolute dickhead.

 

[kernelT]

What is a man man?

Kendrick.

 

[LiterallyNobody]

That Dogs post was possibly my finest moment, that's some astute sh*t dredged up from my subconscious. Reading back your own mad rantings is a bit embarrassing though, I sound like an absolute dickhead.

It’s a mark of how funny you are when I go to laugh react to these only to realise I already have

 

[StCicatriz]

Yesterday they said on SEN that JUH is a premium w***er and thinks he's a rock star already and cracking the shits about not getting senior games. I'm not a malicious man but it brings me so much joy to hear that....nah fu** it I'm totally malicious and hope they are stuck with Bruce for ever and he tries to out do the w***er with some heavy drinking leading to him delivering some home truths that go down badly.

Everyone is going on about how they should send Bruce to the backline, this again brings a joyful tear to my eye. Bruce has all the grace of an albatross trying to build a circuit board when in defence.

I don't mind having some kind of curse hanging over us as long as others suffer similar pain and no other loser club is less likeable than the Dogs.

hahahaahaha

 

[Squirtles]

How Gold Coast can “counterpunch” St Kilda interest in Ben King

The Saints reportedly still want Max's twin.

www.sen.com.au

Its coming!!

 

[LiterallyNobody]

How Gold Coast can “counterpunch” St Kilda interest in Ben King

The Saints reportedly still want Max's twin.

www.sen.com.au

Its coming!!