Well the best and fairest are done and dusted with no huge surprises, but given the crappy season we had I propose the following awards be added.
The ELJAY "Worst and Ugliest" will be awarded to one of the winners of the below categories.
Now accepting nominations for :
The Clinton Jones kicking accuracy award. The "CJ"
Nominations to: Sam Gilbert. Jarryn Geary. Newnes.
Prize : A pair of footy shoes, both fitting the non-preferred foot.
The Aaron Fiora going in hard award. "The Fiona"
Nominations: Jack Newnes, Jack Billings. Nathan Wright.
Prize : A bag of Allens Marshmallows.
The Brent Guerra goal kicking award.
Nominations: Jack Billings. - Entire team.
Prize: A dartboard and darts.
The Raphael Clarke spatial awareness trophy.
Nominations : Blake Acres. David Armitage.
Prize: A hit in the back of the head.
Michael Rix rucking award.
Nominations: Billy Longer. Blake Acres.
A model of Howard Hugh's "Spruce Goose" ( an aircraft that was really big, but ultimately not much use).
The Fraser Gehrig retired on top Trophy.
Nominations: David Armitage, Sam Gilbert.
Prize: A 25 year old Schoolgirl. (if they want the winner can share the prize with the runner up ).
McQualter Dutch Shoe award. "The Clog"
Nominations: Nathan Wright 6 seasons 35 games, Darren Minchington 7 seasons 28 games.
Prize: A Box of Laxatives.
The Barry Brooks "1 hit wonder" award.
Nominations: Nathan Freeman.
Prize: An old 45rpm record "FLock of Seagulls - I Ran "
The Xavier Clarke - "Recovery Award"
Nominations : Freeman , Goddard.
Prize : A wheelchair with an X in the hub.
Runs for Miles Trophy ( Fast but not that good at footy ).
Nominations Nathan Wright. Daniel McKenzie.
Prize: An autographed photograph or Usain Bolt and a ticket to his first Soccer game.
The Ledger Legend ( He's going to be a star one day ).
Nominations : Freeman , Goddard.
One of Ledger's AFL awards.
The Tom Lynch -Banging on the Door in the VFL award.
Nominations: Brandon White. Nathan Freeman.
A full strength can of beer. ( the best part about the VFL ).
The Eddie Roberts - Strong in the Contest Trophy.
Nominations: Jarryn Geary. Nathan Wright
A really angry Canary.
The Caydn Beetham - "who gives a crap" trophy.
Nominations: Billy Longer.
Prize: cancelled due to lack of interest.
The Baker
Nominations : Nathan Brown, but ruled ineligible since his hit was too obvious and not painful enough.
The Brad Howard surprise draft choice award. ( Never heard of him before the draft and perhaps there's a reason why ).
No Nominations in 2017/2018.
The Leigh Montagna Burning Dwarf.
No nominations in the 2017/2018 Off season.
The Dean Polo exciting recruit trophy.
Logan Austin was nominated but he has done enough that the award will be withheld. Potential for next year. Dean Kent.
The Lovett Grenade.
Thankfully no nominations for the 2017/2018 off season.
The Tim Watson prize for coaching Excellence.
Nomination: Alan Richardson.
Prize : A set of wooden barbecue tools. ( Not quite a spoon this year ).
Other suggestions will be considered.
The ELJAY "Worst and Ugliest" will be awarded to one of the winners of the below categories.
Now accepting nominations for :
The Clinton Jones kicking accuracy award. The "CJ"
Nominations to: Sam Gilbert. Jarryn Geary. Newnes.
Prize : A pair of footy shoes, both fitting the non-preferred foot.
The Aaron Fiora going in hard award. "The Fiona"
Nominations: Jack Newnes, Jack Billings. Nathan Wright.
Prize : A bag of Allens Marshmallows.
The Brent Guerra goal kicking award.
Nominations: Jack Billings. - Entire team.
Prize: A dartboard and darts.
The Raphael Clarke spatial awareness trophy.
Nominations : Blake Acres. David Armitage.
Prize: A hit in the back of the head.
Michael Rix rucking award.
Nominations: Billy Longer. Blake Acres.
A model of Howard Hugh's "Spruce Goose" ( an aircraft that was really big, but ultimately not much use).
The Fraser Gehrig retired on top Trophy.
Nominations: David Armitage, Sam Gilbert.
Prize: A 25 year old Schoolgirl. (if they want the winner can share the prize with the runner up ).
McQualter Dutch Shoe award. "The Clog"
Nominations: Nathan Wright 6 seasons 35 games, Darren Minchington 7 seasons 28 games.
Prize: A Box of Laxatives.
The Barry Brooks "1 hit wonder" award.
Nominations: Nathan Freeman.
Prize: An old 45rpm record "FLock of Seagulls - I Ran "
The Xavier Clarke - "Recovery Award"
Nominations : Freeman , Goddard.
Prize : A wheelchair with an X in the hub.
Runs for Miles Trophy ( Fast but not that good at footy ).
Nominations Nathan Wright. Daniel McKenzie.
Prize: An autographed photograph or Usain Bolt and a ticket to his first Soccer game.
The Ledger Legend ( He's going to be a star one day ).
Nominations : Freeman , Goddard.
One of Ledger's AFL awards.
The Tom Lynch -Banging on the Door in the VFL award.
Nominations: Brandon White. Nathan Freeman.
A full strength can of beer. ( the best part about the VFL ).
The Eddie Roberts - Strong in the Contest Trophy.
Nominations: Jarryn Geary. Nathan Wright
A really angry Canary.
The Caydn Beetham - "who gives a crap" trophy.
Nominations: Billy Longer.
Prize: cancelled due to lack of interest.
The Baker
Nominations : Nathan Brown, but ruled ineligible since his hit was too obvious and not painful enough.
The Brad Howard surprise draft choice award. ( Never heard of him before the draft and perhaps there's a reason why ).
No Nominations in 2017/2018.
The Leigh Montagna Burning Dwarf.
No nominations in the 2017/2018 Off season.
The Dean Polo exciting recruit trophy.
Logan Austin was nominated but he has done enough that the award will be withheld. Potential for next year. Dean Kent.
The Lovett Grenade.
Thankfully no nominations for the 2017/2018 off season.
The Tim Watson prize for coaching Excellence.
Nomination: Alan Richardson.
Prize : A set of wooden barbecue tools. ( Not quite a spoon this year ).
Other suggestions will be considered.
Last edited:
rize: A 25 year old Schoolgirl.
