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[myyakhasfleas]

http://stage.sundaysport.com/?p=1798

Best. Headline. Ever

 

[Crimson Azure]

Some crazy stuff going on in the world.

Good idea for a thread GG.

 

[drd23]

http://stage.sundaysport.com/?p=1798

best. Headline. Ever

roflmao

 

[ManWithNoName]

A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.

Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata.

His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair. But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.

He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1937986.html

 

[DO IT TO IT]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggghhhhhhhh

 

[smiddaz123]

Why does she disgust you?

She's promoting a disgusting and unhealthy thing as a good thing. If some bloke decided to never shower again in his life in a bid to become to smelliest man around, I'd react similarly.

 

[Sepoy]

I think this may be a winner

Woman dies from allergic reaction to sex with dog

im glad it was consensual though

 

[WakeUpPies]

That guy must have the smallest testicles in the world.

 

[NitroFan]

 

[yirra_kurl]

"they shrink??"

 

[Simple Jack]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...er-determined-worlds-fattest-woman-years.html

What is wrong with some people? and people pay to watch her eat

Tbh most disturbing thing in that for me is that they named their first son 'Devin'.

I though child abuse was supposed to be a crime...

 

[Gough]

http://m24digital.com/en/2011/08/26/unusual-boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/

16 year old boy dies after masturbating 42 times! Guess he would have gone with a smile on his face.

 

[raskolnikov]

http://m24digital.com/en/2011/08/26/unusual-boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/

16 year old boy dies after masturbating 42 times! Guess he would have gone with a smile on his face.

I'd like to know who was counting.

http://au.news.yahoo.com/odd/a/-/odd/10229869/florida-woman-bites-elderly-man-in-vampire-attack/

 

[woopedazz]

Boy Dies after masturbating 42 times

Rough translation:

Tragedy struck the inhabitants of Rubiataba, in the interior of Goiás. A 16 year old teenager died after masturbating 42 times non-stop. According to testimony (Doesn't say from who, presumably the mother) he started around midnight and spent all night masturbating continuously. He would 'finish' one and start the next.

The mother's minor was worried about his urge to masturbate - "He did it hour after hour, I had already scheduled an appointment with a doctor", she said.

On his school his mates paid his respects. A girl in his class, though, speaking to G17, said he often asked her to share webcam at midnight (Now, why would she do that...).

The teenager's computer had around 17 million videos and 600 million erotic pictures

http://www.fm-base.co.uk/forum/gene...ies-after-masturbating-42-times-non-stop.html
http://www.atlnightspots.com/2011/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times

 

[alfy!]

Re: Boy Dies after masturbating 42 times

fake story is fake

would be an epic way to go tho

 

[Crimson Azure]

Re: Boy Dies after masturbating 42 times

fake story is fake

I would say so, doesn't need its own thread & can be put here if anyone can be bothered with further investigation.

I looked & nothing credible came up.

 

[woopedazz]

Re: Boy Dies after masturbating 42 times

I would say so, doesn't need its own thread & can be put here if anyone can be bothered with further investigation.

I looked & nothing credible came up.

Not credible? It's on the Internet, that credible enough for you?

 

[Crimson Azure]

Re: Boy Dies after masturbating 42 times

Not credible? It's on the Internet, that credible enough for you?

So are pictures of the Loch Ness monster & big foot but I choose to be skeptical about them too.

On with the bizarre news.

 

[Caesar]

Re: Boy Dies after masturbating 42 times

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/ne...-prosthetic-limb/story-e6frev20-1226124879698

TWO security firm workers have been sacked after being tricked into putting an electronic tag on a criminal's false leg.

Christopher Lowcock, 29, wrapped his prosthetic limb in a bandage and fooled workers at security services company G4S who failed to carry out the proper tests when they set up the tag and monitoring equipment at his home in Rochdale, England, the Rochdale Observer reported.

Lowcock could then simply remove his leg - and the tag - whenever he wanted to breach his court-imposed curfew for driving and drug offences, as well as possession of an offensive weapon.

 

[Wallaby]

Re: Boy Dies after masturbating 42 times

Caledonian beat Celtic. The sub-editor admitted he had that headline in mind for about 10 years, but he never got a chance to use it until.......

 

[woopedazz]

Re: Boy Dies after masturbating 42 times

So bad...

 

[Bouvet_Island]

 

[Simple Jack]

Accurate representation of the current day media.

 

[Lethal]

Slippery eel slithers into mans bladder

A slippery eel has slithered its way into a Chinese man's bladder through his penis during a cleansing spa.

Can just imagine the conversation if he had a female doctor.

Guy: Doc I've got an eel in my pants
Doc: I've heard that line before.

 

[Happy_Neale]

Wonder how they would 'destroy' the hat.