StrengthThroughLoyalty went over the Rumble rules and then the contestants were brought out. Number 1 was CIK, and 2 was Frodo. Frodo went right after CIK, but he seemed to be too fast. Frodo finally got a hold of him and gorilla pressed him. CIK almost went over the top, but he broke free. Frodo backed CIK into the corner and tried to lift him over, but couldn’t. The counter came up and Shinboners came down as #3.
CIK and Shinboners went after Frodo who was quickly thrown over over the top rope. They shook hands and fought each other. CIK tried to lift Shinboners over, but was unsuccessful. Shinners laid his jawbreaker on CIK and tried to put him over. CIK countered and pushed Shinners onto the ring apron. The counter hit and he helped him back in. Walshy then came down as #4.
They both went after Walshy. He tossed CIK over the top, but he held on and stayed on the ring apron. CIK then took Walshy down, and Shinboners hit the Swanton on him. They eliminated Walshy and then CIK was nearly thrown over. He was pissed off and they started exchanging blows. The buzzer hit and Eastaugh36 came down in the #5 spot.
Easty walked slowly to the ring and slapped fans hands on the way down.The Rooboyz went at it in the ring and CIK dropkicked Shinners out onto the ring apron. Eastaugh36 got in the ring and watched the other two go at it. CIK and Shinners were fighting on the ropes and took each other over, leaving Easty alone. The pyro hit and Magpie-Joffa was the #6 contestant.
Easty was calling for CIK & Shinboners to come back as Joffa paced around the ring. Joffa got in the ring and threw his arms down and the pyro from the ringposts went off. Easty tried to shake his hand and then offered Joffa money. Joffa grabbed Easty by the throat and Sandie came down as #7, saving Eastaugh36.
Sandie nailed Joffa in the back with a piece of wood, and Easty jumped over the top and eliminated himself. Joffa and Sandie continued to battle, and Sandie went for weapons on the outside. While she was getting weapons, The_invisible_mullett came down and attacked her. The referees stopped Mullett and Sandie went back after Joffa in the ring. The buzzer went off and the_invisible_mullett got in the ring in the #8 spot.
Also the mullett went for a bowling ball bag from under the ring. Sandie was sitting down, and the mullett rolled the ball into Sandie’s crotch. Joffa then went after mullett and then both Sandie and mullett started hitting him with trash cans. They combined for a double drop toe hold on Joffa onto a Trash Can. The buzzer hit and Bubbalouis then came down as #9.
Bubbalouis came into the ring and went after Joffa. He got him in a leglock. Joffa picked up Bubbalouis and military pressed him down to the mat. Sandie jumped on his back and tried to get him in a sleeper hold. All three other men finally took Joffa down. RichmondFan1 then entered the match in the #10 spot.
RF1 went after Joffa as soon as she got in the ring. Joffa almost eliminated RF1, but Bubbalouis stopped him. On the other side of the ring, the_invisible_mullett was working on Sandie. The buzzer sounded and #11 was homework_boy.
Homework_boy came in and tried to eliminate the mullet. He could not get him over the ropes. He then went to work on RF1, with his own weapon. Joffa then grabbed a trashcan and hit homework_boy with it and he flew over the top. Joffa then tried to throw RF1 over, but she held onto the top rope. Joffa hit her hands with the can and she fell. Joffa then eliminated Sandie and Bubbalouis. Dan24 then came down in the #12 spot.
Dan got on the mic and told Joffa to stand back because he had business to take care of. He said that he knew everyone wanted to hear him sing his song. They hit the music and he started dancing and singing his song. Joffa took Dan’s guitar and smashed it over his head. He then picked him up and tossed him over the top rope. The buzzer hit and JubJub was #13.
JubJub came in and went right after Joffa. JubJub knocked him down hard with a flying clothesline. Joffa stopped JubjJub’s momentum by hitting a clothesline of his own. JubJub started throwing fists and Joffa knocked him down. GoEagles then came down, entering the match at #14.
GoEagles came in and was immediately thrown over the top rope by JubJub. Joffa and JubJub then went back at it. Joffa whipped JubJub into the ropes and sidewalk slammed him down. The counter popped up and Bluey entered the match in the #15 spot.
Bluey ran right over to Joffa. He was quickly tossed over the ropes and eliminated. Joffa then picked JubJub up and tried to get him over in the corner. JubJub fought out and then nearly pushed Joffa over. They then showed a recap of Bluey and he was timed at only 5 seconds in the match. Bee then entered the match at #16.
Bee went right after Joffa and was joined by JubJub. Bee hit the Clothesline from Hell on JubJub and then went back to work on Joffa. JubJub and Bee then went at it, and Joffa came over and knocked out JubJub. Bee started to stand up, and Joffa kicked her right back down. Joffa then continued to work on Bee, and Mr Ripper then came down in the #17 spot.
Bee and Joffa went to work on Mr Ripper. Joffa then clotheslined them both down. Mr Ripper nearly eliminated Bee on one side of the ring, while Joffa was almost throw over in the corner by JubJub. Mr Ripper then tried to put JubJub over the top, but Bee pulled him away. Bee hit Mr Ripper with a big foot to the face. Grendel, at #18, then joined the match.
Joffa was almost put over by Mr Ripper. At the same time, Grendel and Bee were working together to eliminate JubJub. He held onto the bottom rope and was not thrown over. Mr Ripper then went to work on Grendel. On the other side, JubJub got Joffa over the top, but he fell to the ring apron. Stealth Bomber then entered the match at #19.
Mr Ripper went right to work on stealth bomber. Bee was almost thrown over byGrendel. JubJub picked up stealth bomber and almost threw him over the top. Bee then went to work on Joffa, while Mr Ripper was trying to get JubJub over the ropes. Spideygirl then came down in the #20 spot.
Spidey came in and met a spinebuster from Joffa. Grendel on the opposite side of the ring was choking JubJub. Bee and stealth bomber were down and out in the middle of the ring. Joffa and Bee were going at it yet again, and mags came down at #21.
Mags entered the ring and went right at Bee. Joffa then stepped in and hit mags with a DDT. Spidey nearly put JubJub over, but Bee stopped her. Grendel then went after JubJub and had him teetering on the top rope. The buzzer sounded and TigerTank came in at #22.
TT came in and eliminated mags. He then went to work on his former tag team partner, Mr Ripper. He then moved on and had Joffa backed into the corner. Spidergirl kicked Bee and she landed on the ring apron. The buzzer hit and Dodongo’s music hit. He came in at #23.
Dodongo came in and eliminated stealth bomber and TigerTank and then hit choke slams on Bee and Spidergirl. He then followed up and choke slammed everyone left standing in the ring, with the exception of JubJub. JubJub threw Dodongo into the ropes and then clotheslined him over. Old Dark Navys then came in as #24.
Dodongo was pissed. He went to the announce table and was throwing a fit. JubJub came out and went after Dodongo. JubJub was chokeslammed through the table by Dodongo and laid motionless in the broke pieces of table. Dodongo then walked out. In the ring, everyone was working on eliminating Joffa. Mobbenfuhrer then came down on his motorcycle at #25.
Mobbenfuhrer came in and eliminated Bee. Joffa and Mobbenfuhrer then both eliminated everyone and stood face to face in the ring. JubJub was still in the match legally, but was on the outside. Joffa and Mobbenfuhrer stared at each other until the counter popped up and Damir Dokic entered the match as #26.
Joffa and Mobbenfuhrer backed away from each other and waited for Damir. Mobbenfuhrer hit a big boot to the face of Damir. Mobbenfuhrer and Joffa then double chokeslammed Damir down and then tossed him over the top rope together. On the outside, JubJub slowly started to get up. The sound of broken glass hit the arena, and Alf Andrews came out as #27. Hilly attacked him as he came down.
Hilly fought with Alf in the aisle. In the ring, JubJub went after Joffa. Hilly busted Alf’s head wide open as they fought near the entrance. Lioness22 then came down at #28.
Lioness ran straight to the ring and at the same time, Hilly was pulled away from Alf by officials. Alf’s face was covered in blood. In the ring, Joffa and Mobbenfuhrer were in control of Lioness22 and JubJub. Mobben hit a huge DDT on JubJub in the middle of the ring. Joffa was working on Lioness. Jethro Q Walrustitty then came down in the #29 spot.
Jethro went right after Joffa. Mobbenfuhrer then grabbed Jethro from behind and then Lioness22 went after Joffa. BloodStainedAngel then came down in the #30 spot and grabbed AlfAndrews in the aisle on his way down.
Alf entered the ring and went after Lioness22. Alf then ran over and eliminated Jethro. He then went after Joffa. Mobbenfuhrer then hit a big chokeslam on BSA. He grabbed JubJub and tossed him over the top, but he held on and landed on the ring apron. BSA then superkicked Mobbenfuhrer and he went over the top. JubJub and BSA then went at it, while Joffa was hammering away at Alf Andrews.
BSA went up top and was going to hit a Banzaii on JubJub, but he took too long and JubJub put him over the top. Lioness22 was then eliminated by Alf Andrews, which left only 3 men in the ring. They stated that Joffa had almost been in the match for one hour at that point. Alf and JubJub locked eyes and went at it in the middle of the ring as Joffa was down and out. JubJub took down Alf and went for the “JubJub Rock Bottom’ when he got up. Alf countered and hit the Stunner. He started to stomp away at JubJub, but Joffa grabbed him from behind and stopped him. Alf hit a Lou Thesz press and then a low blow on Joffa. Alf turned around and got the JubJub Rock Bottom from JubJub. Joffa then went after JubJub. Joffa was then thrown through the ropes by JubJub.
Alf picked up JubJub and almost got him over, but was stopped when he was raked in the eyes. JubJub almost had Alf over. Joffa came from behind and knocked over JubJub. He thought he got them both, but Alf stayed in the ring. It was now down to two men, Alf and Joffa. Alf got hit with a chokeslam and he was down. Joffa picked him up and Alf kicked him below the belt.
Joffa rolled out of the ring, holding his boys, and he grabbed a chair. Alf got up and Joffa tried to hit him with the chair. Alf kicked him in the gut and then hit the Stone Cold Stunner. They were both down and Alf pulled himself over and picked up the chair. Joffa got up and Alf hit him over the head three times with the chair. Joffa was against the ropes and Alf clotheslined him over eliminate him and win the match. Alf will go onto WrestleMania to face the World Wrestling Federation Champion, Hilly. Following his victory, Alf cracked open several beers in celebration.
Winner: Stone Cold Alf Andrews
Plagiarism is alive and well
[This message has been edited by Agent 86 (edited 25 January 2001).]
CIK and Shinboners went after Frodo who was quickly thrown over over the top rope. They shook hands and fought each other. CIK tried to lift Shinboners over, but was unsuccessful. Shinners laid his jawbreaker on CIK and tried to put him over. CIK countered and pushed Shinners onto the ring apron. The counter hit and he helped him back in. Walshy then came down as #4.
They both went after Walshy. He tossed CIK over the top, but he held on and stayed on the ring apron. CIK then took Walshy down, and Shinboners hit the Swanton on him. They eliminated Walshy and then CIK was nearly thrown over. He was pissed off and they started exchanging blows. The buzzer hit and Eastaugh36 came down in the #5 spot.
Easty walked slowly to the ring and slapped fans hands on the way down.The Rooboyz went at it in the ring and CIK dropkicked Shinners out onto the ring apron. Eastaugh36 got in the ring and watched the other two go at it. CIK and Shinners were fighting on the ropes and took each other over, leaving Easty alone. The pyro hit and Magpie-Joffa was the #6 contestant.
Easty was calling for CIK & Shinboners to come back as Joffa paced around the ring. Joffa got in the ring and threw his arms down and the pyro from the ringposts went off. Easty tried to shake his hand and then offered Joffa money. Joffa grabbed Easty by the throat and Sandie came down as #7, saving Eastaugh36.
Sandie nailed Joffa in the back with a piece of wood, and Easty jumped over the top and eliminated himself. Joffa and Sandie continued to battle, and Sandie went for weapons on the outside. While she was getting weapons, The_invisible_mullett came down and attacked her. The referees stopped Mullett and Sandie went back after Joffa in the ring. The buzzer went off and the_invisible_mullett got in the ring in the #8 spot.
Also the mullett went for a bowling ball bag from under the ring. Sandie was sitting down, and the mullett rolled the ball into Sandie’s crotch. Joffa then went after mullett and then both Sandie and mullett started hitting him with trash cans. They combined for a double drop toe hold on Joffa onto a Trash Can. The buzzer hit and Bubbalouis then came down as #9.
Bubbalouis came into the ring and went after Joffa. He got him in a leglock. Joffa picked up Bubbalouis and military pressed him down to the mat. Sandie jumped on his back and tried to get him in a sleeper hold. All three other men finally took Joffa down. RichmondFan1 then entered the match in the #10 spot.
RF1 went after Joffa as soon as she got in the ring. Joffa almost eliminated RF1, but Bubbalouis stopped him. On the other side of the ring, the_invisible_mullett was working on Sandie. The buzzer sounded and #11 was homework_boy.
Homework_boy came in and tried to eliminate the mullet. He could not get him over the ropes. He then went to work on RF1, with his own weapon. Joffa then grabbed a trashcan and hit homework_boy with it and he flew over the top. Joffa then tried to throw RF1 over, but she held onto the top rope. Joffa hit her hands with the can and she fell. Joffa then eliminated Sandie and Bubbalouis. Dan24 then came down in the #12 spot.
Dan got on the mic and told Joffa to stand back because he had business to take care of. He said that he knew everyone wanted to hear him sing his song. They hit the music and he started dancing and singing his song. Joffa took Dan’s guitar and smashed it over his head. He then picked him up and tossed him over the top rope. The buzzer hit and JubJub was #13.
JubJub came in and went right after Joffa. JubJub knocked him down hard with a flying clothesline. Joffa stopped JubjJub’s momentum by hitting a clothesline of his own. JubJub started throwing fists and Joffa knocked him down. GoEagles then came down, entering the match at #14.
GoEagles came in and was immediately thrown over the top rope by JubJub. Joffa and JubJub then went back at it. Joffa whipped JubJub into the ropes and sidewalk slammed him down. The counter popped up and Bluey entered the match in the #15 spot.
Bluey ran right over to Joffa. He was quickly tossed over the ropes and eliminated. Joffa then picked JubJub up and tried to get him over in the corner. JubJub fought out and then nearly pushed Joffa over. They then showed a recap of Bluey and he was timed at only 5 seconds in the match. Bee then entered the match at #16.
Bee went right after Joffa and was joined by JubJub. Bee hit the Clothesline from Hell on JubJub and then went back to work on Joffa. JubJub and Bee then went at it, and Joffa came over and knocked out JubJub. Bee started to stand up, and Joffa kicked her right back down. Joffa then continued to work on Bee, and Mr Ripper then came down in the #17 spot.
Bee and Joffa went to work on Mr Ripper. Joffa then clotheslined them both down. Mr Ripper nearly eliminated Bee on one side of the ring, while Joffa was almost throw over in the corner by JubJub. Mr Ripper then tried to put JubJub over the top, but Bee pulled him away. Bee hit Mr Ripper with a big foot to the face. Grendel, at #18, then joined the match.
Joffa was almost put over by Mr Ripper. At the same time, Grendel and Bee were working together to eliminate JubJub. He held onto the bottom rope and was not thrown over. Mr Ripper then went to work on Grendel. On the other side, JubJub got Joffa over the top, but he fell to the ring apron. Stealth Bomber then entered the match at #19.
Mr Ripper went right to work on stealth bomber. Bee was almost thrown over byGrendel. JubJub picked up stealth bomber and almost threw him over the top. Bee then went to work on Joffa, while Mr Ripper was trying to get JubJub over the ropes. Spideygirl then came down in the #20 spot.
Spidey came in and met a spinebuster from Joffa. Grendel on the opposite side of the ring was choking JubJub. Bee and stealth bomber were down and out in the middle of the ring. Joffa and Bee were going at it yet again, and mags came down at #21.
Mags entered the ring and went right at Bee. Joffa then stepped in and hit mags with a DDT. Spidey nearly put JubJub over, but Bee stopped her. Grendel then went after JubJub and had him teetering on the top rope. The buzzer sounded and TigerTank came in at #22.
TT came in and eliminated mags. He then went to work on his former tag team partner, Mr Ripper. He then moved on and had Joffa backed into the corner. Spidergirl kicked Bee and she landed on the ring apron. The buzzer hit and Dodongo’s music hit. He came in at #23.
Dodongo came in and eliminated stealth bomber and TigerTank and then hit choke slams on Bee and Spidergirl. He then followed up and choke slammed everyone left standing in the ring, with the exception of JubJub. JubJub threw Dodongo into the ropes and then clotheslined him over. Old Dark Navys then came in as #24.
Dodongo was pissed. He went to the announce table and was throwing a fit. JubJub came out and went after Dodongo. JubJub was chokeslammed through the table by Dodongo and laid motionless in the broke pieces of table. Dodongo then walked out. In the ring, everyone was working on eliminating Joffa. Mobbenfuhrer then came down on his motorcycle at #25.
Mobbenfuhrer came in and eliminated Bee. Joffa and Mobbenfuhrer then both eliminated everyone and stood face to face in the ring. JubJub was still in the match legally, but was on the outside. Joffa and Mobbenfuhrer stared at each other until the counter popped up and Damir Dokic entered the match as #26.
Joffa and Mobbenfuhrer backed away from each other and waited for Damir. Mobbenfuhrer hit a big boot to the face of Damir. Mobbenfuhrer and Joffa then double chokeslammed Damir down and then tossed him over the top rope together. On the outside, JubJub slowly started to get up. The sound of broken glass hit the arena, and Alf Andrews came out as #27. Hilly attacked him as he came down.
Hilly fought with Alf in the aisle. In the ring, JubJub went after Joffa. Hilly busted Alf’s head wide open as they fought near the entrance. Lioness22 then came down at #28.
Lioness ran straight to the ring and at the same time, Hilly was pulled away from Alf by officials. Alf’s face was covered in blood. In the ring, Joffa and Mobbenfuhrer were in control of Lioness22 and JubJub. Mobben hit a huge DDT on JubJub in the middle of the ring. Joffa was working on Lioness. Jethro Q Walrustitty then came down in the #29 spot.
Jethro went right after Joffa. Mobbenfuhrer then grabbed Jethro from behind and then Lioness22 went after Joffa. BloodStainedAngel then came down in the #30 spot and grabbed AlfAndrews in the aisle on his way down.
Alf entered the ring and went after Lioness22. Alf then ran over and eliminated Jethro. He then went after Joffa. Mobbenfuhrer then hit a big chokeslam on BSA. He grabbed JubJub and tossed him over the top, but he held on and landed on the ring apron. BSA then superkicked Mobbenfuhrer and he went over the top. JubJub and BSA then went at it, while Joffa was hammering away at Alf Andrews.
BSA went up top and was going to hit a Banzaii on JubJub, but he took too long and JubJub put him over the top. Lioness22 was then eliminated by Alf Andrews, which left only 3 men in the ring. They stated that Joffa had almost been in the match for one hour at that point. Alf and JubJub locked eyes and went at it in the middle of the ring as Joffa was down and out. JubJub took down Alf and went for the “JubJub Rock Bottom’ when he got up. Alf countered and hit the Stunner. He started to stomp away at JubJub, but Joffa grabbed him from behind and stopped him. Alf hit a Lou Thesz press and then a low blow on Joffa. Alf turned around and got the JubJub Rock Bottom from JubJub. Joffa then went after JubJub. Joffa was then thrown through the ropes by JubJub.
Alf picked up JubJub and almost got him over, but was stopped when he was raked in the eyes. JubJub almost had Alf over. Joffa came from behind and knocked over JubJub. He thought he got them both, but Alf stayed in the ring. It was now down to two men, Alf and Joffa. Alf got hit with a chokeslam and he was down. Joffa picked him up and Alf kicked him below the belt.
Joffa rolled out of the ring, holding his boys, and he grabbed a chair. Alf got up and Joffa tried to hit him with the chair. Alf kicked him in the gut and then hit the Stone Cold Stunner. They were both down and Alf pulled himself over and picked up the chair. Joffa got up and Alf hit him over the head three times with the chair. Joffa was against the ropes and Alf clotheslined him over eliminate him and win the match. Alf will go onto WrestleMania to face the World Wrestling Federation Champion, Hilly. Following his victory, Alf cracked open several beers in celebration.
Winner: Stone Cold Alf Andrews
Plagiarism is alive and well
[This message has been edited by Agent 86 (edited 25 January 2001).]
