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Rorys458

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Well folks here we are again. Showdown Time.

This is not about life or death, its more important than that.

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

But today we are going to win this game.

Today, you're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder!

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers. For he (or she) today who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother. Be he ne'er so vile, this day shall gentle his condition, and gentlemen in Adelaide now abed shall think themselves acursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whilst any speaks, that fought with us upon Showdown 2 day.

Having lost last year, this is my last chance. So my ass is on the line, and by my ass, I mean your ass.

Macca19 was a problem last year but if he was here now I would say to him “Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash”. He won’t be a problem today.

And you Stiffy, do you know who I am? I'm Jars458. I was making my bones while you were going out with cheerleaders. In football, women are more dangerous than shotguns, so stay away from Espoir.

People’s its gonna get rough and ready out there.

If someone sledges you then respond with something better like, “:Suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood” and remember, finding new and preferably disgusting ways to degrade a persons mother is always held in high regard.

We shall win this game today if it’s the last thing we do. This, I have sworn by the spirits of my ancestors. This I have sworn, in the temple that guards their bones.

So, once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; or close up the field with our Crows dead . Fell deeds await... Now for Wrath... Now for Ruin... and the Red Dawn...
 

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Stirring stuff, coach!!! I've still got goose pimples from that speech!!

We'll be playing for keeps this time, and I'll make sure there's none of this stuff of Stiffy showing off his crude tackle as he did last year!! :p

The only thing I was worried about with the speech was the response to sledging, especially “Suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood”.

They might

a) actually try to do it (they're a queer lot, you know) :eek:

b) take it as flattery :p

We ARE going to win this one coach!!! :)
 

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Originally posted by Jars458
Well folks here we are again. Showdown Time.

This is not about life or death, its more important than that.

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

But today we are going to win this game.

Today, you're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder!

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers. For he (or she) today who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother. Be he ne'er so vile, this day shall gentle his condition, and gentlemen in Adelaide now abed shall think themselves acursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whilst any speaks, that fought with us upon Showdown 2 day.

We shall win this game today if it’s the last thing we do. This, I have sworn by the spirits of my ancestors. This I have sworn, in the temple that guards their bones.

So, once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; or close up the field with our Crows dead . Fell deeds await... Now for Wrath... Now for Ruin... and the Red Dawn...

Tears are rolling uncontrollable down my puffed up cheeks after reading the above & i promise to put my body on the line coach.


"THEY SHALL NOT PASS"
 

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Originally posted by macca23

The only thing I was worried about with the speech was the response to sledging, especially “Suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood”.

Must admit i too have my doubts on the wisdom of such a response to the sledging of the so-called undesirables from the Port. :(
 

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Stiffy is pumped. Stiffy is primed and will not be distracted. Stiffy will put his body on the line and will not take a backwards step for anybody. Stiffy, promises to put his body on the line and clean up (faily of couse ;)) any opposition player in his sight.

Stiffy will not disappoint.
 

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Originally posted by Jars458

And you Stiffy, do you know who I am? I'm Jars458. I was making my bones while you were going out with cheerleaders. In football, women are more dangerous than shotguns, so stay away from Espoir.

I dont think stiffy was the main problem, i remember macca23 having a bit of a go.

i doubt they will stay away.;) :p
 

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Originally posted by ant
Hmmm....I'm not too sure but I think can recognise a bit of The Godfather, Top Gun and Burgess Meredith in Rocky in your speech Jars.....still many I'm not sure of however...

Love it though coach :cool:
Well picked - three more down

Five more to go.
 

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Originally posted by Jars458
I think its getting played Sunday night. Either that or 1 pm today

The thread should be here as it was over there last time.

I will post my pre-match address now in readiness.
Wasn't it supposed to be tonight?
:confused: :(
 

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Originally posted by Deestroy
Just letting everyone know that as I'm now going out tomorrow night I will be unable to play the game then. I can either post it tomorrow afternoon (about 1pm Melbourne time) or Sunday night. Either way is fine with me, what do you think Jars?
^^^Tomorrow night it seems.:cool:
 

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So when exactly is this thing taking place??????

Or has the game been postponed again because of the icey surface due to a heavy snow downfall over the last couple of weeks??????:confused:
 

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Gee, I thought the game was on tonight.

I'm all loosened up and rarin' to go after a very intense pre-match warm-up session!! (For the sake of truth, please read "walked to the fridge and stuffed my face instead") ;)

Bring it on!!!
 
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