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Well folks here we are again. Showdown Time.
This is not about life or death, its more important than that.
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
But today we are going to win this game.
Today, you're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder!
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers. For he (or she) today who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother. Be he ne'er so vile, this day shall gentle his condition, and gentlemen in Adelaide now abed shall think themselves acursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whilst any speaks, that fought with us upon Showdown 2 day.
Having lost last year, this is my last chance. So my ass is on the line, and by my ass, I mean your ass.
Macca19 was a problem last year but if he was here now I would say to him “Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash”. He won’t be a problem today.
And you Stiffy, do you know who I am? I'm Jars458. I was making my bones while you were going out with cheerleaders. In football, women are more dangerous than shotguns, so stay away from Espoir.
People’s its gonna get rough and ready out there.
If someone sledges you then respond with something better like, “:Suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood” and remember, finding new and preferably disgusting ways to degrade a persons mother is always held in high regard.
We shall win this game today if it’s the last thing we do. This, I have sworn by the spirits of my ancestors. This I have sworn, in the temple that guards their bones.
So, once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; or close up the field with our Crows dead . Fell deeds await... Now for Wrath... Now for Ruin... and the Red Dawn...
This is not about life or death, its more important than that.
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
But today we are going to win this game.
Today, you're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder!
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers. For he (or she) today who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother. Be he ne'er so vile, this day shall gentle his condition, and gentlemen in Adelaide now abed shall think themselves acursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whilst any speaks, that fought with us upon Showdown 2 day.
Having lost last year, this is my last chance. So my ass is on the line, and by my ass, I mean your ass.
Macca19 was a problem last year but if he was here now I would say to him “Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash”. He won’t be a problem today.
And you Stiffy, do you know who I am? I'm Jars458. I was making my bones while you were going out with cheerleaders. In football, women are more dangerous than shotguns, so stay away from Espoir.
People’s its gonna get rough and ready out there.
If someone sledges you then respond with something better like, “:Suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood” and remember, finding new and preferably disgusting ways to degrade a persons mother is always held in high regard.
We shall win this game today if it’s the last thing we do. This, I have sworn by the spirits of my ancestors. This I have sworn, in the temple that guards their bones.
So, once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; or close up the field with our Crows dead . Fell deeds await... Now for Wrath... Now for Ruin... and the Red Dawn...

