BigFooty Song Contest, Host: Loonerty, Theme: TV themes

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I don't know it, but safe to say I hate it.

Yep. Just checked. Hate it.


I'm a big fan of Beyonce's arse and even some of her music, but not that rubbish.
What about this one:
This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles
dick bigger than a tower I ain't talkin bout Eiffels
Real country ass n**** let me play with his rifles
pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me Nyquil
now that bang bang bang
I let him hit it cos he slang cocaine
he toss my salad like his name Romaine
 

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I understood 10 words of that.
Try this on for size

Yeah, he love this fat ass, hahaha!
Yeah! This one is for my bitches with a fat ass in the ******* club
I said, where my fat ass big bitches in the club?
**** the skinny bitches! **** the skinny bitches in the club!
I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the mutha****in' club
**** you if you skinny bitches, what?! Kyuh
Haha, haha
I got a big fat ass (ass, ass, ass)
Come on!

Just go with it.
 

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Try this on for size

Yeah, he love this fat ass, hahaha!
Yeah! This one is for my bitches with a fat ass in the ******* club
I said, where my fat ass big bitches in the club?
**** the skinny bitches! **** the skinny bitches in the club!
I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the mutha****in' club
**** you if you skinny bitches, what?! Kyuh
Haha, haha
I got a big fat ass (ass, ass, ass)
Come on!

Just go with it.
Lol Nah I think I'll stay home thanks
 

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What about this one:
This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles
dick bigger than a tower I ain't talkin bout Eiffels
Real country ass n**** let me play with his rifles
pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me Nyquil
now that bang bang bang
I let him hit it cos he slang cocaine
he toss my salad like his name Romaine
Beyonce and her acolytes are my kind of feminist. They ain't ashamed to say they love the D and will shake they ass and have dinner on the table if you bring it right.

Right on, sista.
 

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Beyonce and her acolytes are my kind of feminist. They ain't ashamed to say they love the D and will shake they ass and have dinner on the table if you bring it right.

Right on, sista.
That one was Nicki Minaj. But yeah, it's the 'post feminism' movement... if we wanna shake our tatas and bake apple pies, we will, but we also vote and deserve equal pay :rainbow:
 

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That one was Nicki Minaj.
That's why I said 'acolytes', i.e followers. :rainbow:

But yeah, it's the 'post feminism' movement... if we wanna shake our tatas and bake apple pies, we will,
And ja bless y'all for it.

but we also vote and deserve equal pay :rainbow:
Except when it comes to tennis, in which case you get the same pay, for less work, of an inferior quality. :rainbow:

That's why Serena Williams is the alpha female of the planet. She would rip Beyonce's vulva out.
 

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Did you nominate Incubus for that Billy Madison, Dub, because you thought it was my song? :D
I actually voted for the Super Mario Bros theme, in the real votes not the Billy Madison votes.

I think my Billy Madison vote went to Seal - Kiss from a Rose, surprised that didn't win it.
 

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Try this on for size

Yeah, he love this fat ass, hahaha!
Yeah! This one is for my bitches with a fat ass in the ******* club
I said, where my fat ass big bitches in the club?
**** the skinny bitches! **** the skinny bitches in the club!
I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the mutha****in' club
**** you if you skinny bitches, what?! Kyuh
Haha, haha
I got a big fat ass (ass, ass, ass)
Come on!

Just go with it.
Proof that thin shaming exists.
 
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What about this one:
This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles
dick bigger than a tower I ain't talkin bout Eiffels
Real country ass n**** let me play with his rifles
pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me Nyquil
now that bang bang bang
I let him hit it cos he slang cocaine
he toss my salad like his name Romaine
Try this on for size

Yeah, he love this fat ass, hahaha!
Yeah! This one is for my bitches with a fat ass in the ******* club
I said, where my fat ass big bitches in the club?
**** the skinny bitches! **** the skinny bitches in the club!
I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the mutha****in' club
**** you if you skinny bitches, what?! Kyuh
Haha, haha
I got a big fat ass (ass, ass, ass)
Come on!

Just go with it.
That is just about the worst song of all time. :$
 
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