Biggest commentary bugbears?

[Contra Mundum]

Calling the ball “the Sherrin”. Brayshaw a serial offender.


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If I was Elon Musk I would pay Jim a million dollars a year to not call any sport. He is getting worse too

 

[windyhill]

Player X lines up a set shot....and the commentator w***er starts the spiel.....” he’s 22 years old, he helps old ladies across the road , he loves Uber eats, he loves the big moments, he supported the club as a kid, I’m going off his wiki page, he’s missed.
mcguire, derwayne the worst.

 

[CrazyJoeFevola]

Player X lines up a set shot....and the commentator w***er starts the spiel.....” he’s 22 years old, he helps old ladies across the road , he loves Uber eats, he loves the big moments, he supported the club as a kid, I’m going off his wiki page, he’s missed.
mcguire, derwayne the worst.

Along these lines...I COULD NOT GIVE A TOSS WHICH PRIVATE SCHOOL ANY OF THESE BLOKES WENT TO.

 

[WillHayward]

Commentators - mainly Darcy, Eddie and JB who pull themselves off over anyone who went to a private school.

Joe Bloggs - "Melbourne grammar boy!!!"

Rub themselves off.

It's disgusting.

 

[Dogs Rule]

Commentators - mainly Darcy, Eddie and JB who pull themselves off over anyone who went to a private school.

Joe Bloggs - "Melbourne grammar boy!!!"

Rub themselves off.

It's disgusting.

Exactly. So relatable.

 

[Cleavy]

Along these lines...I COULD NOT GIVE A TOSS WHICH PRIVATE SCHOOL ANY OF THESE BLOKES WENT TO.

apparently we only care which "footy factory" they're from

 

[RedmanWasHere]

When will public schools get their share?

 

[TheJanuaryMan]

When will public schools get their share?

On the front page when one of their alumni steps a cm out of line.

 

[Rusty Brookes]

Commentators - mainly Darcy, Eddie and JB who pull themselves off over anyone who went to a private school.

Joe Bloggs - "Melbourne grammar boy!!!"

Rub themselves off.

It's disgusting.

The Geelong - GWS game took that to a new level. We found out the Matt Stevic was a teacher at Melbourne Grammar and taught Tom Hawkins maths (after clearing up it wasn't Geelong grammar). And that Tom Hawkins once threw a volleyball across the swimming pool hitting someone standing on the blocks waiting to jump in. What next - he dacked the kid in glasses who was good at physics?

 

[Cleavy]

The Geelong - GWS game took that to a new level. We found out the Matt Stevic was a teacher at Melbourne Grammar and taught Tom Hawkins maths (after clearing up it wasn't Geelong grammar). And that Tom Hawkins once threw a volleyball across the swimming pool hitting someone standing on the blocks waiting to jump in. What next - he dacked the kid in glasses who was good at physics?

nah, atomic wedgie or purple nurple (get Tom Browne on this, we need to know the details)

 

[1989]

'Rare' and 'uncharacteristic' should be banned when referring to errors.

Just call the game and stop sucking up.

 

[Bernard Toohey]

‘Bite off’


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[DavidInellaFanClub]

Hamish McLachlan has two things written on his hand whenever he goes to commentate:

1. Be like Bruce - I.e. make any story sound inspiring (so that they will extend my contract after my brother stops vouching for me)

2. If I hear a word from someone else in my ‘readings’ during the week that I like, I will look up the definition and then do my best to squeeze it into my commentary on the weekend…

He’s great our Hammer….


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[Magma]

anytime we get the unholy trinity of derwayne, brereton and healy i die a little inside. it's like a race to the bottom in terms of who can get their s**t in.

also any time 'in this part of the world' is mentioned.