Yep. the "Jakey" stuff shits me to tears."Lowers the eyes"
"Lovely/good leg" (Bruce)
"The modern player"...followed by some BS that no other gen of player could have even imagined attempting to do. (Darc, Richo and Ling are big on this one)
Any player named Jake gets "Jakey" - (Darc and BT mainly)
If a plodder takes on a few and kicks a goal, average level of excitement - if a Danger or Dusty do the exact same thing - sheer pandemonium in the box...
There's a tool of a commentator on ABC Radio that refers to Lachie NEale as "Lach (as in Lock) Neale all the ******* time.