Blue & White Night-Best and Fairest

[Redd]

OK guys,

now that the party is over, we would expect you all to submit votes in the various categories, (of BF posters) for us poor soles that were unable to attend.

A) Best dressed Gal
B) Best dressed guy
C) best pressed flesh. ( this category usually only voted by the men)
D) First pissed poster.
E) Worst pissed poster
F) Best spectacule

Other categories may be added as they arise.

Oh yes.... any info on the players would be good too!!

 

[Vansrooboys]

Well, here's my view:

a) Kelli Stevens

b) Shagga-lilac shirt and purple tie, complimented by a fine cut suit which is unusual for our players

c) That would have to be the man/woman thingy with the fake ponytail and green and brown sequin skirt......

d) Maliboobs

e) see d

f)Would have to be Joey Mc's version of Ricky Martin

g)the worst would be the Spider and Boomer show (why did they bother?)

h)the worst spectacle from a player's wife goes to Lisa Archer-right back at ya #@*^

i)strangest place to get a signature see d

j)Tamsyn was strangely well behaved????

k) no shows- Blakes, Sav, Winnie and Watt

l) best greasy- toss up between Leather and Joeys dance partner-WOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[35eye]

For mine:

a) Mickey's fiance, Leah. And boy can she boogie.

b) Choppy. A very sexy man in all black. Special mentions to Adam Lange & that trusty burgandy/mustard ensemble. When you're on a good thing, stick to it.

c) Gavin Crossica's partner was intriguing. I see he likes 'em very blonde. Leather also gave it a good go & I still don't think she was wearing panties.

d) agree on Maliboobs. What was the finally tally? 10 champers? Special mentions to Doc still missing in action.

e) see d

f) Adam Lange on The Weakest Link. Kept trying to vote himself off round after round. Corey also did a great job, very sincere tears when the boys voted him off.

g)re: the Spider and Boomer show (why did they bother?). I thought it was quite cute. We had Spides as the puppet master, Boomer in a school boy uniform being the marionette puppet who in turn was working Mick Malloy's Miny Mick (blow it out yer arse) as the littlest puppet to the tune of Mr Base Man. Highlight was Boomer continuously knocking Mini Mick's cap off while Mini Mick tried to keep on dancin.' If it was on Red Faces though, they would have been gonged off very early.

h) re: the worst spectacle from a player's wife goes to Lisa Archer-right back at ya #@*^ Was there an incident after I left? Hmmm... the secrets we could tell...

i) strangest place to get a signature: Makey wrote a thesis on my prize footy detailing his appreciation for the Skull Squad which in turn made me late back for Jess Sinclair's Ricky Martin act.

j) Tina Turner in drag was back for another year. This time it was, "What You Get Is What You See" with dancin' boys Digby, Pratty, Harro & Dylan. Very cute.

k) Teaguey and his, "Yep I'll come up & dance with ya luv if ya don't mind me bringun me beer along." Uncouth, David. Here's my phone number....

l) Jase McCartney - get some dance lessons, honey.

 

[35eye]

Originally posted by Malibu
AND I don't normally let players sign my boobies!

Who, pray tell?

 

[Vansrooboys]

Well I had to ask Teaguey if he wanted my number!!!

Nice to see CJJ and MH go home hand in hand.......

Sorry, I forgot to mention Langey's stench, well he didn't forget to mention it? Needs some help with shaving and spelling as well. Jazz-J A Z Z.

I did notice, at the end, that leather's shoes, bag and purse all matched, maybe Sally could get some tips.......

Surprised to see Shagga and Jase solo-somethings going on there??????

Harro and Pratties moves in the Tina act were most impressive, yes he is a lovely young man.


GO NUTS!! GO TATTS!!! Luffly Joey, luffly....

 

[DOC]

A) Best dressed Gal - Mrs Stevo or Mrs Simmo. Special mention to the chick with the roses tat on her lower back. I was there with "Sox Up" and she was not trying to cover up much. She even displayed another tat not visable to those without x-ray vision.

B) Best dressed guy - The Skull at least he has lost that Foghorn tie.

C) best pressed flesh. ( this category usually only voted by the men). Far to many options. Come to one of these things and you will know what I'm on about.

D) First pissed poster. 35eye friday night!!!

E) Worst pissed poster Not a poster some tool late in the night with a jumper getting signed. Profiteer.

F) Best spectacule Hula chick. Also how pissed the young bloke were for their act. Got thru it well .


Oh yes.... any info on the players would be good too!!

On "Sox Up" - Top bloke spoke to him for a while. Expect some visable ink for the warm up. Then its back to "Sox up". Asked him about the difference betwween St.Kilda and us. He said we are more fun and down to earth no different than local club level. Look out for the "Ink Squad".

Drew is a champion bloke. One of the nicest footy blokes. Apart from Fruity and the Doc himself. A real country person.

"The Super Harro" another good bloke to have a yak about the footy. Does not give the brush off like some.

Pratty he is piss funny. Cant wait for that goal.

The Skull - Champion bloke.

Hilton see Drew.

Apperas that Teaguey copped alot of slack about " Cocktail Night"
Perhaps the official board is not the only one the club and players read.

Top night. Shat on the debarcle that was last year and they did not have to put that much extra effort.

Got just over a grand for the bat I donated. Thats a good thing.

I cant explain why I paid for a hotel and spent just over 1 hour in it ?

If you have not been to any of the clubs functions get to them they are a lot of fun.

Go the Skull !!!
J.I.T.C
THE DOC..

 

[Shinboners]

Re: Re: Blue & White Night-Best and Fairest

Originally posted by DOC
Pratty he is piss funny. Cant wait for that goal.

Did he tell you about the mysterious "celebration" that he had planned (the Dish mentioned it to me at the cocktail party) for when he gets his first goal?

Do describe it if you haven't been sworn to secrecy (or send me a PMS or e-mail).

 

[DOC]

I dont know what to expest the celebration will be. He has displayed quite an aray of possibilities.

All the young blokes were entering the big food court/ night club at the Hyat at the end of the night I stumbled past ant said see ya. I was on the excalator going out and Pratty sereamed out "OI check this out" and did some stupid dance. Everybody around him and myself lost it. He is a very funny bloke..

Go the Skull !!
J.I.T.C
THE DOC..

 

[35eye]

Re: Re: Blue & White Night-Best and Fairest

Originally posted by DOC
D) First pissed poster. 35eye friday night!!!

OK Mr Pissy-pants, I guess I asked for that one, but I was hoping to be nominated for best pressed flesh?????

 

[Vansrooboys]

Thumbs up to the Burton Family-very fashionable! Best dressed player and wife/girlfriend combo.

Did anyone notice the floral piano dress????

There seemed to be alot of 'hairpieces' on women and men........

Oh and to the Hyatt carpark-you really need to put in another booth or do something, it was like the flooded Geelong Rd all over again! Can I sue for passive exhaust fume inhalation???

 

[Fruity]

I just got my photos back - some nice ones of most of the acts. 35eye - I have some photos of Jess Sinclair for you.

May favourite moments of the night were:

1. Malibu making a new friend in the car park (during the very long wait to get out)
2. Lisa Archer being her usual lovely self while waiting for the lift (hey, it's not our fault you got out at the wrong floor honey)
3. Corey 'Jofus' Jones tripping over the chair while somewhat intoxicated
4. Langey's complete inability to spell the word JAZZ
5. The little tackers stage routine (they may be young, but I can still look can't I)

All up it was a big improvement on most of the past functions and everyone I saw seemed to be having a good time (except the chick who was waiting for Socks Up Joe, when he was happily talking to us).

Now I just have to hope I had the winning bid on the jumper signed by Fruity!! WARNING: anyone else who gets it will get a visit from me - and I have just taken up taekwondo!!

 

[35eye]

Originally posted by Fruity
I just got my photos back - some nice ones of most of the acts. 35eye - I have some photos of Jess Sinclair for you.

Ace! I thought I caught most of his act but having heard Drexl run through what happened from start to finish, I realised that I missed most of it. I only saw from when all the boys each had partners on stage, none of their little solo wiggles.

I'm told Jess' solo dancing style is much like Elaine from Seinfeld's!

 

[Redd]

It sounds like a good night was had by all.
I'm sure you'll all be happy to know that I was thinking of you while I was changing crappy nappies!! And then around 1am my wife rocks home pissed with all her girlfriends, and they all proceeded to bag Mr Mum. "Make the coffee, where's the biscuits? ********!!

Hey Doc, tell me about the Bat.
I tried to get the Ricky Ponting one at the cocktail party, but $900 wasn't enough!

cheers

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

aww lol Redd

so where was Mr O doesn't anyone have any goss for me...ah the Joey McLaren goss is almost just as good but

#47
~Go RiCkY~
You're so fine

 

[35eye]

Ola was a contestant on The Weakest Link skit.

He kept trying to crack jokes that weren't all that funny. He got voted off pretty early & made some crack that Kingy had paid him $50 to not vote for him so he felt he'd come out a winner anyway. He also lost his place in the script & subsequently answered someone else's question. Roland Roccacelli told him off for it. (Roland was playing Cornelia Frances).

I can't remember a lot about it. One question posed to Kingy was, "Who at the Kangaroos is most likely to spend the longest time staring at themselves in front of a mirror." Kingy answered "Troy Makepeace" and was wrong. I can't remember what the right answer was but Makey didn't see the funny side of it.

When asked why he was voting off Colby, Corey explained it was because Leigh & Tamsyn consider themselves the AFL equivalent to Posh & Becks. That was probably the funniest line in the script.

The other contestants were Shane Clayton & Adam Lange. Poor old Shane is a very bad actor.

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

argh my god wot the hell was Roland doin near him grhhh i will castrate him

#47
~Go RiCkY~
You're so fine

 

[Vansrooboys]

Originally posted by Malibu


I noticed an old dear in a piano dress, I didn't notice it was floral as well, her hubby had the harry hairpiece on that's for sure.

As for the Hairpiece on the he-woman, I found out today that she/he was the one getting peeved for me talking to Sox UP Joe for so long....

No the he-woman wasn't the dancer waiting and wanting to hopefully bonk Joey, 'twas the amazonian thingy in the brown and green sequin skirt........

Forgot to mention the TAnMan and his brunette date, certainly made an entrance-didn't see them for the rest of the night though?