I'm at HBF & MEB's wedding. Any rumours?
1) the marriage contract is for 49 years with an option for a 50th year. I won't mention the 'performance' clauses
2) HBF was described as an explosive beast during dancing lessons, but he didn't know where to lead on the day
3) the meal ended with a cheese platter and Mebby had to leave to avoid all the puns
4) thy was only invited to fulfil the first part of 'something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue(s)'
5) Ferrisb is very happy for the lovebirds and wishes them many decades of happiness together
Source: wedding planning office in Port Melbourne with really thin walls...