Blues Plan a Pie-Bake

[Snag Breac]

Dubble, Dubble, toil and trouble,
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

A Fevless Carlton has released it's 2010 membership slogan, illustrated by this carltoonish image of its 4 would-be wizards. Look who's in the pot.

Carlton has revealed the 2010 Membership slogan and once again it promises to be a talking point and create controversy.

“CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE BLUES ARE COOKING”

The line itself is sure to have people talking and the artwork will only add to the discussions, particularly among supporters of other teams.

The artwork is an illustration depicting Judd, Murphy, Gibbs and Kreuzer around a premiership cup that is being used as a ‘cooking pot’. A magpie and a bomber can be seen inside the ‘cooking pot’ that is surrounded by flames. The backdrop of the illustration is the MCG.

CEO Greg Swann said the slogan and artwork were designed to make people take notice.........Adding the magpie and bomber in the cup adds a little extra spice to the slogan. Let’s hope it gets people talking and more importantly reminds Carlton supporters to join as members in 2010,” Swann added.

Link here:
http://www.carltonfc.com.au/newsarticle/tabid/4311/newsid/86857/default.aspx

By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes.

 

[Ant85]

Funny how Carlton trumps up the Collingwood and Essendon rivalry for marketing purposes, considering they lost twice to Essendon last season, and got thumped by us in the last encounter.

Then again, advertisements always lie.

 

[Jabso]

*The Rock's music hits*

The Rock: FINALLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK... TO BIG.........FOOOTAY

The Rock wants to get one thing off his chest. It's this blatant copyright infringement on The Rock's catchphrases.
For the millions .........AND MILLIONS of THe Rock's fans who don't know some roody poo bunch of candy asses have decide to steal the Rock's catchphrase for promotional purposes. So The Rock is calling someone from this candy ass organisation to come and face The Rock. One on one WITH THE GREAT ONE!

*Carlton song plays, Kernahan comes out*

Sticks: wllr rrrrrawwrrk the crrrlltorrnn forrr rrorr rrrorr
The Rock: The Rock apologises, the microphone must not be working. Can you tell The Rock your name?
Sticks: rr
The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS.

Because when the sky has cleared, when the dust has settled The Rock shall layeth the smack down on all your navy blue, or light blue, or bright yellow, or white and blue OR PINK WITH PURPLE POLKA DOT CANDY ASSES.

Now The Rock understands that you worhsip a president who cheated millions....AND MILLIONS....of Australians out of money? You actually play for a cup named after him. Well The Rock wants you to do something with this cup

Sticks: *incoherent and inaudible to the human ear ramblings*

The Rock: The Rock says this, you can take the Dick Pratt cup, shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR COLLECTIVE CANDY ASS ALONG WITH YOUR WOODEN SPOONS.

IF YA SMELLELELLELELELELELELELLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK



IS


COOKING

*The Rock's music plays as he exits the arena*

 

[Primetime Pricey]

bringing back memories of being a youngster watching WWE Jabso. Good times lol.

 

[DThomas]

^ That is gold, Jabso! Reminded me of when I used to watch wrestling when it was called WWF.

The Rock's already taken anyway:

 

[foxychick]

Dubble, Dubble, toil and trouble,
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

A Fevless Carlton has released it's 2010 membership slogan, illustrated by this carltoonish image of its 4 would-be wizards. Look who's in the pot.

Carlton has revealed the 2010 Membership slogan and once again it promises to be a talking point and create controversy.

“CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE BLUES ARE COOKING”

The line itself is sure to have people talking and the artwork will only add to the discussions, particularly among supporters of other teams.

The artwork is an illustration depicting Judd, Murphy, Gibbs and Kreuzer around a premiership cup that is being used as a ‘cooking pot’. A magpie and a bomber can be seen inside the ‘cooking pot’ that is surrounded by flames. The backdrop of the illustration is the MCG.

CEO Greg Swann said the slogan and artwork were designed to make people take notice.........Adding the magpie and bomber in the cup adds a little extra spice to the slogan. Let’s hope it gets people talking and more importantly reminds Carlton supporters to join as members in 2010,” Swann added.

Link here:
http://www.carltonfc.com.au/newsarticle/tabid/4311/newsid/86857/default.aspx

By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes.

This is almost as bad as the 'Collingwood is beautiful Advertisement' made by what I think Gary Pert experimenting with Windows Movie Maker during the offseason lmfao..
MMM I guess it only really wants to win two games a year.
Or maybe they feel that the only thing 'cooking' and that they feel is in need of success is using Collingwood and Essendon reject players.

Does anyone think that Bryce Gibbs looks like the guy from Zoolander lol or maybe that pic of Chris Judd can be used for the next Harry Potter movie as Lord Voldermont

 

[The Magnificent Seven]

They've nearly got enough wooden spoons for each player to have a go at stirring it...

It looks more like they're cooking Christmas presents for the kids - a toy plane and what looks to be an 80s troll doll?!? Nice to see they employed a Year 11 student to craft their illustration and artwork.

Reeeaall class, that is.

 

[DWil6]

It looks like a washed out copy of the original. Only it IS the original. How awful!

 

[Heater39]

Is that for real? That's embarrassing!

 

[Histrionics]

^ That is gold, Jabso! Reminded me of when I used to watch wrestling when it was called WWF.

Lol.

I was a huge fan of the WWF as a kid.

 

[sher1984]

Seems like someone missed the full version i.e
Can You Smell What The Blues Are Cooking With Their Wooden Spoons !!

 

[DThomas]

Lol.

I was a huge fan of the WWF as a kid.

Same here. Back in the day when Stone Cold used to terrorise Vince McMahon on a weekly basis. Ah, those were the days.

 

[Primetime Pricey]

Same here. Back in the day when Stone Cold used to terrorise Vince McMahon on a weekly basis. Ah, those were the days.

Stone Cold sucked ass

 

[didaka]

I smell what they're cooking. A lawsuit for copyright infringement.

 

[DThomas]

Continuing the cooking theme, of which there has been so many successful television shows, Swann said it was fair to compare 2009 as the entrée; “we made the finals” and 2010 as the start of the process of “preparing the main meal”.

HAHAHA!!! You are dreaming Swann. You won't get within the top 12, let alone the top 8!

Possibly the most deluded comment I have read all year.

 

[DThomas]

Stone Cold sucked ass

Wow, one of the rare people I come across that didn't like him. Who did you like?

 

[Histrionics]

Same here. Back in the day when Stone Cold used to terrorise Vince McMahon on a weekly basis. Ah, those were the days.

Haha they certainly were the days.

Undertaker was my fav. When he was a scary mo fo. Not when he started riding that harley in.

DX were a good crew. two words....suck it lol

And then there was the WCW, NWO and sting.

Bringing back some good memories.

 

[Optimax]

Excellent work jabso

Stone Cold sucked ass

You suck ass, Stone Cold was awesome

AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!!!!!!

 

[DThomas]

Haha they certainly were the days.

Undertaker was my fav. When he was a scary mo fo. Not when he started riding that harley in.

DX were a good crew. two words....suck it lol

And then there was the WCW, NWO and sting.

Bringing back some good memories.

I'm feeling nostalgic. Wrestling is just a soap opera nowadays. Kids don't know what they missed out on.

 

[Old Spice]

Look how high those flames go, they must have stuck all their wooden spoons under the cauldron. What's cookin' - a cure for Blue Balls?

 

[DThomas]

Excellent work jabso


You suck ass, Stone Cold was awesome

AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!!!!!!

Or you could say this:

"I don't know how good your hearing is, but if you don't understand what I'm saying, I always got a little bit of sign language, so here's to ya."

 

[Primetime Pricey]

Wow, one of the rare people I come across that didn't like him. Who did you like?

The Rock and Brett Hart. Hated DX, Stone Cold etc.

Oh i like Edge of the current crop. Not that i watch much...........

Excellent work jabso


You suck ass, Stone Cold was awesome

AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!!!!!!

Stone Cold was a ball licker, he was crap in WCW. Man i wish WCW survived.
Scott Hall baby!!!

 

[DThomas]

The Rock and Brett Hart. Hated DX, Stone Cold etc.

Oh i like Edge of the current crop. Not that i watch much...........



Stone Cold was a ball licker, he was crap in WCW. Man i wish WCW survived.
Scott Hall baby!!!

Austin owns Bret Hart:

 

[conodie05]

Stone Cold was a ball licker, he was crap in WCW. Man i wish WCW survived.
Scott Hall baby!!!

Austin owns Bret Hart:

Ha ha ha. Therein is the proof of PP's statement.

 

[DThomas]

Ha ha ha. Therein is the proof of PP's statement.

Bret Hart doesn't have any balls.