Bomber Fan Shock

[Danny Chook Fan Club]

Football circles were left stunned today when a female teenage Essendon supporter identified Jonathon Robran.

Melinda Williams, 15 of Oak Park, identified the former Hawthorn bigman as he ran towards the football during a training session at Windy Hill. "Good pick-up John" she called out as Robran cleverly gathered an errant pass from teammate Dean Soloman during a skills session.

Onlookers were clearly amazed at the youngster's footballing knowledge. "That's incredible!" remarked Sheryl Paton of Ascot Vale. "I've never heard one of our supporters be able to recognise any Bomber except for James, Matty, Longy and that nice lad with the red hair. What is his name Lorraine? The tall chap in 31?"

Ms Williams further amazed on-lookers by correctly stating that Judd Lalich wears 17, recognising that Scott Lucas is a left footer, and telling the Johnson boys apart.

Unfortunately, Ms Williams was ejected soon after from the ground for failing to squeal when Matthew Lloyd appeared from the clubrooms. She was not too disappointed however.

"Matty's pretty average looking I reckon" she said as she left the Napier Street ground. "Anyway, how does being good looking help you get a kick?"

 

[BIG POPPA PUMP]

LOL Funny shit,
and the scary thing is that its all true!

 

[Hawkforce.]

Frantic trade discussions are now being held between the Hawthorn and Essendon administrations.

The Hawks are desperate to offload dozens of disgruntled fans, furious at the lack of peroxide in Hawthorn's new look.

 

[CJH]

Danny!

DANNY!

Wake up son, you're dreaming again!

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[JUB JUB JUB]

This is the sort of shit post we dont need here!

Serious discussions only!

 

[Arch]

danny, that bears a striking resemblance to an article I read in the bladder......Is that all your own work ???

 

[The Dutchman!]

garden variety bomber baiting... yawn

 

[Danny Chook's Fan Club]

Originally posted by Arch:
danny, that bears a striking resemblance to an article I read in the bladder......Is that all your own work ???

I dismiss your ignorant accusation as the delusions of a self-abusive Bombers supporter.

 

[JLC]

Well Danny that was brilliant. An Essendon supporter being able to identify their own team players.

Did she also catch a glimpse of a Scot Lucas handball ?? Or am i asking for too much now........lol

 

[eastuagh36]

Originally posted by JLC:
Well Danny that was brilliant. An Essendon supporter being able to identify their own team players.

Did she also catch a glimpse of a Scot Lucas handball ?? Or am i asking for too much now........lol

Go root a pig.

 

[Danny Chook Fan Club]

Originally posted by Arch:
danny, that bears a striking resemblance to an article I read in the bladder......Is that all your own work ???

The Bladder piece you're referring to was about Matthew Lloyd crossing the road I believe? And yeah, it's all my own work if you're interested, inspired by the "Bomber bandwagoners" of the past day or so. Thanks for your concern.

However, you're right to be suspicious of such things. The Bladder is great, but one of the piece (Jesus playing for Richmond) was almost a direct steal from The Onion (Jesus playing in the NBA). Maybe they stole it, maybe it's coincidence.

 

[CJH]

Originally posted by Danny Chook Fan Club:
... but one of the piece (Jesus playing for Richmond) was almost a direct steal from The Onion (Jesus playing in the NBA). Maybe they stole it, maybe it's coincidence.

Danny,

are you able to direct me to, or reproduce this article here?

Sound's interesting!



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[Hawkforce.]

Originally posted by The Dutchman!:
garden variety bomber baiting... yawn

It is unlike you to miss a genuine and lighthearted attempt at humor, Dutchman.

I think the recent spate of abusive posts has got to you.

 

[Danny Chook's Fan Club]

Originally posted by CJH:
Danny,

are you able to direct me to, or reproduce this article here?

Sound's interesting!

Get off your fat arse and find it yourself.

 

[Danny Chook Fan Club]

Originally posted by CJH:
Danny,

are you able to direct me to, or reproduce this article here?

Sound's interesting!

I mislead you a little - it's about him nominating for the draft, but there's a Danny Frawley "quote" in there, so there's a Tiger reference.
http://www.thebladder.com/content/news/displayContent.asp?CID=337&EID=37

 

[CJH]

Originally posted by Danny Chook's Fan Club:
Get off your fat arse and find it yourself.

Yes, a brave little warrior aren't you?



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[CJH]

Originally posted by Danny Chook Fan Club:
I mislead you a little - it's about him nominating for the draft, but there's a Danny Frawley "quote" in there, so there's a Tiger reference.
http://www.thebladder.com/content/news/displayContent.asp?CID=337&EID=37

Thanks Real Danny,

I'll check it out!



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[JLC]

Eastaugh,

Such a classy comment "go root a pig". Is that what they teach you in high school or are you still in primary school ??

I bet you got a headache from straining your brain so hard to think of that comment. Or were you talking from experience ??

I wont go down to your gutter trash talk level as im about that. But swim in the sewer with your fellow Essendon supporters.

APA

 

[MB]

Originally posted by eastuagh36:
Go root a pig.

Most Essendon supporters are up themselves!!!

 

[sandie]

JLC
That was not the real easty, if you go back & have a look you will see it is an unregistered person using his nic. I don't usually agree with most things easty says, but I will defend him if he is innocent, which isn't very often.
Cheers

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[walshy1993]

Originally posted by JLC:
Well Danny that was brilliant. An Essendon supporter being able to identify their own team players.

Did she also catch a glimpse of a Scot Lucas handball ?? Or am i asking for too much now........lol

i think he handballed once against port in the first ansett cup match

and its been all down hill from there

 

[Anton Grbac]

Originally posted by Hawkforce.:
It is unlike you to miss a genuine and lighthearted attempt at humor, Dutchman.

I think the recent spate of abusive posts has got to you.

I thought it was funny.

where's wally?

 

[eastaugh36]

Originally posted by sandie:
JLC
That was not the real easty, if you go back & have a look you will see it is an unregistered person using his nic. I don't usually agree with most things easty says, but I will defend him if he is innocent, which isn't very often.
Cheers

Just goes to show how intellingent JLC is ! I wouldnt have thought it would be too hard to see that it was by an unregistered moron !

 

[Hawks_Fan]

Good work, Danny!!

What he said in the first post is SOOOO true.

Essendon supporters are a pack of screaming women!

 

[JLC]

Eastaugh,

The problem is there is no difference between you and a moron. Thus it was almost impossible for me to tell you are apart.

So this has shown me that there are two w***ers that have the same nickname of Eastaugh. The question is why ???

I will issue you a challenge Eastaugh. Come up with something intelligent that relates to football. I know its a tough challenge for an Essendon supporter as you know nothing about the game of football as you are too worried about learning the alphabet in preschool.

APA