Flogstradamus Bottom 4 predictions for season 2026

[Saveloy Rockstar]

As we limp slowly towards preseason let’s take some time to predict the bottom 4 losers

Last year it was:

15. Essendong (24 points, 69%)
16. lolnorf (22, 76)
17. Tuggers (20, 66)
18. Wurst Coast (4 60)

BOOgles have to be favourites for b2b spoons… Oscar Allen

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Oscar Allen

Age

27

Ht

196cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.8

2star

K

6.6

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.1

4star

No current season stats available

D

8.6

3star

K

5.8

3star

HB

2.8

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.0

4star

G

1.2

4star

gornski and CanHardly Read the leagues biggest sook

lolnorf and the Tuggers didn’t do much in the offseason so it’s hard to see either of them escaping the cellar

Dreamons losing Clayton Rollover and Petrackydacks will see them drop down but can they get worse than Essendong who should be improving but even their then-captain couldn’t wait to get out of the joint

Carlscum have to be a Smokey to implode after Chuckles, TDK and SOSj told them to GAGF

 

[V23]

West Coast
Richmond
Essington
Melbourne

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

History says there’s likely to be at least one change

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

lolnorf

 

[Footy Is Good]

15. WC
16. *
17. Carlton
18. Geelonk

 

[zackah]

Tuggers
Lolpies
Tankers
Norf

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

zackah has v23 been deleting his posts again?

 

[zackah]

zackah has v23 been deleting his posts again?

He melted quite heavily the last time I undeleted his posts so I won't do that to him again

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I think he ninja edited the one prior too

 

[V23]

He melted quite heavily the last time I undeleted his posts so I won't do that to him again

View attachment 2516428

Restore it if you want. I deleted it because I thought maybe Spreaders was just talking to himself, but from his post above, looks like he wasn’t.

I think he ninja edited the one prior too

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[WA ROO]

Norf
Bummers
Tiggers
Carlolton
No particular order

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Norf
Bummers
Tiggers
Carlolton

You think Worst Coast won’t be bottom 4??

 

[WA ROO]

You think Worst Coast won’t be bottom 4??

That is my controversial prediction
West Coast to finish 10th

 

[Hydatina Physis]

Wouldn't mind pick 1. Probably snag pick 4 off norf for a future 3rd as well.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

West Coast and Essington are locks.
Richmond and Carlton probably join them.

 

[Chronz]

West Coast
Richmond
Melbgawn
Carltank Blose

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

That is my controversial prediction
West Coast to finish 10th

Look I admire your chutzpah but…

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Essendon
West Coast
Richmond
Tassie.

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

Richmond
Carlton
West Coast
Melbourne

In that order

 

[Mofra]

Melbourne
Essendon
Richmond
West Coast

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Tassie.

2026 AFL not 2026 VFL or 2027 AFL

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Anyone else?

 

[Andrewgtv05]

My Bottom Four are:

15th - Sydney Swans
16th - St Kilda Saints
17th - North Melbourne
18th - West Coast Eagles

 

[V23]

My bottom four for 2026 are:

• Saveloy Rockstar
• zackah
• Footy Is Good
• TheGoatBaron

We're talking about Bay posters, right?

 

[Footy Is Good]

My bottom four for 2026 are:

• Saveloy Rockstar
• zackah
• Footy Is Good
• TheGoatBaron

We're talking about Bay posters, right?