Brags and Beats

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Cartman121 said:
And thanks for bringing that back up again. :eek:

Was going to delete it but Ash had already so kindfully quoted it.p
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I did some drunken posting of my own on Sunday morning around 4:30am! :D :thumbsu:

Well played sir, well played.
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He played it very well, I was proud.
 
Cartman121 said:
And thanks for bringing that back up again. :eek:

Was going to delete it but Ash had already so kindfully quoted it.
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Ha ha, well I shouldn't laugh to much as I've been guilty of doing the same thing getting home blind and thinking turning on the computer and going on forums and facebook are a good idea before I go to bed. The next day = "F*ck, gotta avoid a few people for a few days and hopefully it all gets forgotten"
 
Drummer_19 said:
Ha ha, well I shouldn't laugh to much as I've been guilty of doing the same thing getting home blind and thinking turning on the computer and going on forums and facebook are a good idea before I go to bed. The next day = "F*ck, gotta avoid a few people for a few days and hopefully it all gets forgotten"
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Haha, yeah, something like that.

Except, rather than Facebook, I just drunk call people. Not a good idea.
 

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I played pub poker today, cant be arsed doing a full report but anyways...

BEAT: Played pub poker
BRAG: Stacked someone rather brilliantly
BEAT: Said stacking involves someone shoving for 3BB's and me calling in the BB with kings...
BRAG: Got money all in pre at 82%
BEAT: You ****ing figure it out...
 
BRAG: Went to Jupiters
BRAG: Left $200 up
BRAG: Went to the strippers
BRAG: Kate (the hot bartender previously mentioned) remembered us and gave us a hug
BRAG: We didn't even get talked into a dance because it was too busy
BRAG: I still have more money on me than before I went to the Casino
BEAT: Kate still has a boyfriend :(
 
Alright I'm awake and alert now, well to some degree anyway.

BRAG: Finally get to catch up with a mate I had been meaning to for ages.

BEAT: Have to tag along with him to house where I didn't know anyone and I hated the music.

BRAG: Decide to go into the city and have it all planned out to get in for free and not wait in line at club we're going to.

BEAT: Two other guys tag along with us making said free entry and no wait in line plan fail as they get out of the line and come around the side bit when I have one foot in the door and get told promptly we can't get all of us in, and not even I can get in anymore.

Variance: Decide to go around the corner to Bang! as they will let anyone in.

BRAG: Get in for cheap even after I don't say the password for the guestlist.

BEAT: They let way to many people into the place, the metal room plays terrible metal but everyone seems to love it and it irritates me.

BEAT: I was buying 2 drinks at a time and the population problem in there was causing to spill my drink every step I took as there was no room to move.

BRAG: Saw this really drunk girl fall on her ass about 3 times, It was hilarious (Karma would come back to bite me for this later).

BEAT: Outside have a cigarette when said drunk girl comes up and asks for a smoke after my mates had some smart ass comments about her falling over so I decided to be "the nice one" and give her a cigarette which was met by her accidently smashing one of the drinks I was holding in my hands causing me to have just wasted moniez.

BEAT: Go out front to say goodbye to people, decide to stay on and drink and go back in only to learn from the time we left and the time we came back all the bars had been closed and now we had no drinks and had to split a cab between the two of us instead of four.

BEAT: Decide to go to maccas on the way home in the cab and try and get a McChicken meal only to learn they just started the breakfast menu not long before i got there. Spend about 2 minutes trying to tell the person what I want and they got it all wrong anyway so I just said alright FK It, I don't care at this point just get me home and in my bed.



Thats my shitty night summed up, can understand if its TL;DR material.
 
This morning...

BEAT: Have let Pokerstars account drop to lower then acceptable levels to play the $15-$30 Fixed Limit tournaments that I used to play in the mornings before uni
BEAT: Trying to teach housemate how to play poker online
BEAT: Tell housemate to log my account into the fixed limit tournament that is starting, which is $4.40... they log me into a $20 fixed donkament instead in 4 minutes, which I cant un-register for
BEAT: Shortest stack after 30 minutes...
BRAG: Put on inspirational CD for poker playing awesome...
BRAG: Ship it...
BEAT: Consider this win actually skillful...
VARIANCE: Bankroll management...
VARIANCE: Dodgy lunch noodes...
 

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BRAG: Got into cliub for free, deank some free drrinks. accesss so back room wheere i could smoke nd get drinks boruhgt to me.
BEAT: On the way home sent stupid msg to ldy friend of mine who is geting marrieed. Laughing abou how shes getting married at my age (22). SO the next 12 hours should be fun as to what response i get frmo that mnsg,
 
Few years back now I was playing a few games of pool at the pub with a mate who I am pretty even with.

BEAT: He had my measure for most of this night.

One game though he was on the Black Ball, had it set up point blank 5cm from the corner pocket, white ball another 5cm back. I swore, couldn't believe he beat me again. He laughed and rubbed it in, before absolutely smacking the crap out of the ball. It went straight in the pocket... but unbelievably he hit it so hard it bounced back out of the pocket and landed nearly exactly where it was before.

I proceeded to pot my last colour, before tappa tap tap tapping the black in with a very very slow paced shot. Massive grin on my face.

BRAG: Won a game of pool I really should have lost. And didn't i let him know about it.
 
ppg05 said:
I've seen/played A LOT of games of pool, and I've never seen that happen.
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Depends on the type of pockets. Some are kind of arched over and the ball will drop into the pockets more or less always, but some can hit the back of the pocket and come straight back, particularly the older tables...

BEAT: Got told I bowled like a f** out on the town
VARIANCE: HU ten pin bowling for rollz...
BEAT: Had a total stinker of the first three frames, a total of 12 after three frames.
BRAG: Came back to win that game 119-116
BEAT: Slaughtered in the second 149-114
BRAG: Pulled it out of the fire in the last to win 136-97
BRAG: Rubbing fiddies on my t***ies.... (2+2 reference)
 
ashley12 said:
depends on the type of pockets. Some are kind of arched over and the ball will drop into the pockets more or less always, but some can hit the back of the pocket and come straight back, particularly the older tables...

Beat: Got told i bowled like a f** out on the town
variance: Hu ten pin bowling for rollz...
Beat: Had a total stinker of the first three frames, a total of 12 after three frames.
Brag: Came back to win that game 119-116
beat: Slaughtered in the second 149-114
brag: Pulled it out of the fire in the last to win 136-97
brag: Rubbing fiddies on my t***ies.... (2+2 reference)
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Bling Blang Blaow imo.
 
ashley12 said:
Depends on the type of pockets. Some are kind of arched over and the ball will drop into the pockets more or less always, but some can hit the back of the pocket and come straight back, particularly the older tables...
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I know what you're referring to, but it is still not the case of the ball completely dropping into the pocket, and then coming back out.

If the initial comment was not about the ball going completely in, then yeah its standard...
 
BRAG: Didn't realise you could get Family Tax if you worked, and recently got a back pay of 4k.

BEAT: Shipped the lot off to my sister to cover her moving expenses.

VARIANCE: I'm an awesome brother, and will soon have a reliable baby-sitter.
 
ppg05 said:
I've seen/played A LOT of games of pool, and I've never seen that happen.
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We tried it with the white a few times afterwards and couldnt get it to happen again. It was freakish.

Just to clarify for you it was a pub pool table, where the 'pockets' aren't actual net pockets, they are the black holes, that lead to the tubes where the balls end up back in the table.
 
The nuts is: taking a shot at higher stakes (10/20Euro FL 5 handed), picking up AA second hand and winning a humungous pot - meaning you can actually play some poker instead of being a scared nit.
 
BRAG: UB deposited $50 no-strings-attached into my old account because I had ditched the cheating scumbags a long time back, and they were hoping to recapture my business.

VARIANCE: Decided to take it to the BJ tables instead of cashing out because I couldn't be ****ed dealing with Neteller again.

BEAT: 20 vs. 5, loss. 18 vs. 2, loss. 19 vs. 8, loss. 10 vs. 7, I double my last $10, and come up empty yet again. lol riggedments.
 
BRAG: Was going to try and set my record for most hours of live poker in a weekend, roughly 6pm Friday - 6pm Saturday give or take, then 11am Sunday through to 5:30am Monday Morning, a total of around 42 hours...

VARIANCE: Profit?

BEAT: Work says STFU and GTF back to work tonight and tomorrow...:(
 
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