Media BREAKING STORY: Bombers' Ruckman Breaks Silence

[Pugsley]

Maybe you should stop frequenting our threads then. Probably stick to the inner suburbs of Abdu when you play us as well, they get pretty voluptuous on the outskirts of town.

The lifeguard is delicious. You get to ride bonus waves.

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Geez Matty your brave. Some would say one of the bravest to ever grace a Qooty football ground.
In a time of so much hatred being spewed out of the mouths of jealous opposition you constantly hold your head high and keep the media posts coming.
I think its fair to say that without this current influx of quality Bombers Media posts from several Baghdad players the whole SFA Media thread might be in danger of being redundant .
Its inspired me. I generally keep to myself and only post in the Match threads but i think the public is screaming out for more Bombers media.
I might have to add 5 or 6 more myself

 

[Matty411]

The lifeguard is delicious. You get to ride bonus waves.

Someone once said to me "more bounce per ouce". I hold no judgement on the matter to be honest, but the statement/joke is probably accurate.

Geez Matty your brave. Some would say one of the bravest to ever grace a Qooty football ground.
In a time of so much hatred being spewed out of the mouths of jealous opposition you constantly hold your head high and keep the media posts coming.
I think its fair to say that without this current influx of quality Bombers Media posts from several Baghdad players the whole SFA Media thread might be in danger of being redundant .
Its inspired me. I generally keep to myself and only post in the Match threads but i think the public is screaming out for more Bombers media.
I might have to add 5 or 6 more myself

Thanks, Snake. Appreciate it mate. I'm trying, but the haters aren't making it easy. Would love to see some real hard-hitting Bombers-focused media from yours truly. You're being underutilised, I feel.

 

[Agent93]

Geez Matty your brave. Some would say one of the bravest to ever grace a Qooty football ground.
In a time of so much hatred being spewed out of the mouths of jealous opposition you constantly hold your head high and keep the media posts coming.
I think its fair to say that without this current influx of quality Bombers Media posts from several Baghdad players the whole SFA Media thread might be in danger of being redundant .
Its inspired me. I generally keep to myself and only post in the Match threads but i think the public is screaming out for more Bombers media.
I might have to add 5 or 6 more myself

Wig, care to comment on the Luke Darcy-isms?

 

[KohPhi]

Another bombers thread...
No one cares guys.

Yet, here you are.

 

[KohPhi]

Best Bomber Media thread. But FFS when will you guys stop making **** about yourselves.

Yet, here you are..

 

[KohPhi]

Landfill.

Yet, here you are..

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Wig, care to comment on the Luke Darcy-isms?

Not really. Why put fuel on a fire you don't want to burn?

 

[Agent93]

Yet, here you are.

Yet, here you are..

Yet, here you are..

Duuuude. Get some new material.

 

[KohPhi]

How about most hitouts around the ground, I think I've got you covered there?

So toey right now...

 

[KohPhi]

Duuuude. Get some new material.

 

[Agent93]

What really bugs me is that all the gifs aren't in sync in my browser.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

What really bugs me is that all the gifs aren't in sync in my browser.

How about this?

 

[Sausages]

It was Shakespeare who coined the phrase "Brevity is the soul of wit."

I suggest the Bombers Media Department familiarise themselves with the concept, for the entire OP could perhaps best be summarised as follows:

"Matty411 moves from ruck to the wing this weekend."

Which isn't at all funny

 

[Agent93]

How about this?

Needs more Kante smiling.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Needs more Kante smiling.

You need it, I got it.

 

[Pugsley]

Duuuude. Get some new material.

Yet, here you are.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

But FFS when will you guys stop making **** about yourselves.

Another bombers thread...

There are many of you, who are justifiably sick to death of Bombers media pieces, and who could blame you.

I think the blame lays firmly with me Coach. You see I was making Bombers threads before they were cool and now the people are just following my lead.

Last season I made at least 4 of them and was voted amongst the best in the league. (realistically I should have easily been top 10)

The lesson in all of this is it's not what you write about, it's how you do it.

So in light of all of this I will be conducting a Media Masterclass for all aspiring journalists..........

More to come

 

[Agent93]

Yet, here you are.

Yeah but I wanted KohPhi to post that so I could follow with the Bale gif. It just doesn't work as well with you wuffles, I'm sorry.

 

[Pugsley]

Yeah but I wanted KohPhi to post that so I could follow with the Bale gif. It just doesn't work as well with you wuffles, I'm sorry.

Don't be sorry. Be better.

 

[U2tigers]

Everybody taking this for more than a light-hearted media piece = priceless.

Stealing Whiskey off oneself is no laughing matter.

Shame on you.

 

[Pugsley]

Stealing Whiskey off oneself is no laughing matter.

Shame on you.

Only if you get caught. I still plead not guilty.

 

[Matty411]

It was Shakespeare who coined the phrase "Brevity is the soul of wit."

I suggest the Bombers Media Department familiarise themselves with the concept, for the entire OP could perhaps best be summarised as follows:

"Matty411 moves from ruck to the wing this weekend."

Which isn't at all funny

It's like you have no concept of media in this place. If you summarised every thread to one line, it wouldn't exist. Are you anti-media, snags?

But you are correct, the TL;DR is Matty411 moves self from ruck to the wing this weekend.

 

[TheCoach16]

I think the blame lays firmly with me Coach. You see I was making Bombers threads before they were cool and now the people are just following my lead.

Last season I made at least 4 of them and was voted amongst the best in the league. (realistically I should have easily been top 10)

The lesson in all of this is it's not what you write about, it's how you do it.

So in light of all of this I will be conducting a Media Masterclass for all aspiring journalists..........

More to come

And I will be front row... Because I need to be better.

 

[U2tigers]

I think the blame lays firmly with me Coach. You see I was making Bombers threads before they were cool and now the people are just following my lead.

Last season I made at least 4 of them and was voted amongst the best in the league. (realistically I should have easily been top 10)

The lesson in all of this is it's not what you write about, it's how you do it.

So in light of all of this I will be conducting a Media Masterclass for all aspiring journalists..........

More to come

This sounds interesting, but I refuse to sit front row due to the stench.