Media BREAKING STORY: Bombers' Ruckman Breaks Silence

[Pugsley]

This sounds interesting, but I refuse to sit front row due to the stench.

It's not a stench. It's a pleasant aroma.

 

[Sausages]

It's like you have no concept of media in this place. If you summarised every thread to one line, it wouldn't exist. Are you anti-media, snags?

But you are correct, the TL;DR is Matty411 moves self from ruck to the wing this weekend.

I am but a simple sausage I like to break things down into smaller components and wrap them up neatly in an outer layer to maintain structural integrity

 

[Pugsley]

I am but a simple sausage I like to break things down into smaller components and wrap them up neatly in an outer layer to maintain structural integrity

So you know bangers?

 

[Sausages]

So you know bangers?

An interesting question....by know, do you mean "have knowledge of" or "be acquainted with"?

By bangers, do you mean a "song of indescribable excellence, on par with godhood" or "a very common sausage of indeterminate origin" or "a person associated with acts of violence and thuggery"?

 

[Pugsley]

An interesting question....by know, do you mean "have knowledge of" or "be acquainted with"?

By bangers, do you mean a "song of indescribable excellence, on par with godhood" or "a very common sausage of indeterminate origin" or "a person associated with acts of violence and thuggery"?

The thuggery always ends in mash.

 

[Sausages]

The thuggery always ends in mash.

But.....do we KNOW that?

 

[WaynesWorld19]

View attachment 633577 U up for it U2tigers?
The Bombers have decided to go easy on you this weekend despite you saltiness.

Not going easy .....just decided to bring a slightly taller tap ruckman in ....rather than the more mobile Matty

But what other Ruckman would give up their role strategically for the benefit of Team First !

U2tigers ....actually think he would

manangatang ...over his dead body

gym4life .....egotist, would pull a wobbly

The Half Back ...

Roylion .....not sure even he knows what position he plays

Tigerturbulance ....yeah, a real club man

sportsmaniac89 ....think we all know the answer to this ....not likely to win any "best clubman" award

Wooshette .....closely related to @antbear re fiercely protecting her position of power

Bears don't count, so weren't included

GreyCrow ......an honorary role for the aged & severely decreped

Gumbies ....please see Bear notes

 

[Pugsley]

But.....do we KNOW that?

In the part of the world my ancestors come from, yes.

 

[Pugsley]

A bombers breaks their silence.....

Don't they need to shut the **** up first, before they break their silence?

I find passing wind does that.

 

[manangatang]

Not going easy .....just decided to bring a slightly taller tap ruckman in ....rather than the more mobile Matty

But what other Ruckman would give up their roll strategically for the benefit of Team First !

U2tigers ....actually think he would

manangatang ...over his dead body

gym4life .....egotist, would pull a wobbly

The Half Back ...

Roylion .....not sure even he knows what position he plays

Tigerturbulance ....yeah, a real club man

sportsmaniac89 ....think we all know the answer to this ....not likely to win any "best clubman" award

Wooshette .....closely related to @antbear re fiercely protecting her position of power

Bear don't count, so weren't included

GreyCrow ......an honorary role for the aged & severely decreped

Gumbies ....please see Bear notes

Among the litany of erroneous statements here, I’m just going to choose one to comment on.

I like rolls, so I would never give mine up. Especially sausage rolls.

 

[Damp Squarie]

I'll ask my Mum to fix up your spelling first.

Nice work Age...when she's free get her to book in this salty one will ya?

A bombers breaks their silence.....

Don't they need to shut the **** up first, before they break their silence?

 

[KohPhi]

It was Shakespeare who coined the phrase "Brevity is the soul of wit."

I suggest the Bombers Media Department familiarise themselves with the concept, for the entire OP could perhaps best be summarised as follows:

"Matty411 moves from ruck to the wing this weekend."

Which isn't at all funny

True, but without the 'fluff' it wouldn't be media and it would just be a standard team sheet submission..

And that wouldn't be fun or conversation creating because no one gets them wrong!

 

[Damp Squarie]

So toey right now...

Cameltoey amiright?

 

[TheCoach16]

It was Shakespeare who coined the phrase "Brevity is the soul of wit."

I suggest the Bombers Media Department familiarise themselves with the concept, for the entire OP could perhaps best be summarised as follows:

"Matty411 moves from ruck to the wing this weekend."

Which isn't at all funny

Hamlet, yes? ...

I guess by your logic, you could’ve posted TLDR.

 

[TheCoach16]

I’d rather surf fat chicks than read bombers crap

Amen brother... I hear ya.

 

[TheCoach16]

Not really. Why put fuel on a fire you don't want to burn?

I’m not sure you burn fire. But I certainly understand your point...
Don’t feed the beast. You’re a wise man.

 

[Agent93]

Nice work Age...when she's free get her to book in this salty one will ya?

Nah, he's a lost cause. His mind has been destroyed from PTSD over NaturalDisaster's captaincy.

 

[KohPhi]

Another Bombers thread... and this happens again.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Nah, he's a lost cause. His mind has been destroyed from PTSD over NaturalDisaster's captaincy.

Mate we do PTSD chapter and verse in Baghdad.
Even my camel that has gone off his date loaf since seeing a Dragon for the first time last week.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Among the litany of erroneous statements here, I’m just going to choose one to comment on.

I like rolls, so I would never give mine up. Especially sausage rolls.

You win a prize for being the first to pickup on the stratgically placed mistake ......would you like to play double or nothing ?

 

[Pugsley]

You win a prize for being the first to pickup on the stratgically placed mistake ......would you like to play double or nothing ?

I'm in

 

[ClarkeM]

I've been pretty quiet in media the past season so yeah. As a collective... sure I'll give you that one.

Glad you appreciate it, ClarkM. Please come again. The Courier New font was press-appropriate but I will acknowledge that it's the least attractive of the lot.

ClarkeM*

 

[Matty411]

ClarkeM*

Oh, it was deliberate. I know what your name is.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

I'm in


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That's the spirit ......spirit !

God I'm funny

 

[Pugsley]

That's the spirit ......spirit !

God I'm funny

Well, that's one word for it.