Brian Taylor

[Sub_Zero]

How much of a moron is this guy?! Whenever i hear him speak it makes me angry. All his commentary consists of is "WOW WEE!" "BOY OH BOY!" "Calder Cannons footy factory"
And wtf was he calling Dion Prestia the other night, "the human meatball" WTF?!?!!

 

[juice t]

"Big Boy McEvoy" don't forget that

 

[Bodicifer]

If I had a dollar for every time he called the wrong player I'd be sitting on my own tropical island being fed grapes by the pussycat dolls!

 

[Thurlow2Mackie]

I like his commentary.

 

[Sub_Zero]

I like his commentary.

GTFO now!

 

[Waynesworld]

How much of a moron is this guy?! Whenever i hear him speak it makes me angry. All his commentary consists of is "WOW WEE!" "BOY OH BOY!" "Calder Cannons footy factory"
And wtf was he calling Dion Prestia the other night, "the human meatball" WTF?!?!!

Most of the commentary on the Bay isn't any better...

You mad brah? lulz. GTFO.

 

[Shawt]

I like his commentary.

 

[mellowyellow]

wow! wee!

 

[stralia]

First bad thing I've heard about the guy.

 

[justbetter]

he's terrific, gets excited no matter what the game situation is and who is winning - least biased commentator in AFL history

 

[T2B_]

(about any player with a hint of pace) "Loooooook at his wheels, look at him go!"

 

[Senatorguesty]

I loved when he called the GC/Saints game a "GREAT" game half way through the 3rd quarter (I felt it was one of the worst games I've seen recently in regard to shocking skills and fumbling).
When he was on the radio calling for MMM I liked him, I dont now hes on TV and the only reason I can think of is because at MMM he was calling in a group of guys whereas now hes "number 1" and he just doesnt have the depth or vocabulary to be so.

 

[Yidaki]

boy oh boy!

 

[Wiggo4PM]

Flog of the highest order, everyone seemed to have a nickname that involved food the other night.

But to be fair on all the commentators that night they had NFI who was who, so BT just called everyone by food. I have never eaten so much in my life watching a game of football from hypnotic suggestions like that.

 

[Seedsman_]

Hey OP imagine how bad it would be if he wasn't pro-Collingwood. Walk a mile in opposition flogs shoes, they are the real victims.

 

[Bombers 2003]

How much of a moron is this guy?! Whenever i hear him speak it makes me angry. All his commentary consists of is "WOW WEE!" "BOY OH BOY!" "Calder Cannons footy factory"
And wtf was he calling Dion Prestia the other night, "the human meatball" WTF?!?!!

and all we get from macaveney is thepecshal or delithous about male footballers

 

[cynical]

total flog

just call the game

 

[T2B_]

I suppose all his calls are still better than "chaos ball".

 

[Andy Brennan]

Meh, I enjoy the ridiculousness of his calls and his stupid nicknames.

Still not sure WHY Prestia is the human meatball though?

 

[Maybenextyear]

Hated him on Triple M and nothing has changed while at 7. Moron. Too many tickets on himself.

 

[Probitas_]

How much of a moron is this guy?! Whenever i hear him speak it makes me angry. All his commentary consists of is "WOW WEE!" "BOY OH BOY!" "Calder Cannons footy factory"
And wtf was he calling Dion Prestia the other night, "the human meatball" WTF?!?!!

The worst thing about his s**t catchphrases like 'the human meatball' is how he has to constantly say them as if people are going to hear it enough and it's just going to stick.
That same game a 50 (maybe 100?) was given away and he spent the entire time the umpire was explaining it going on and on with "What was that for?" So that noone at home could hear what the * it was actually for.
Piss off BT.

 

[Probitas_]

Meh, I enjoy the ridiculousness of his calls and his stupid nicknames.

Still not sure WHY Prestia is the human meatball though?

The only thing I could think of is that the name might be Italian?

 

[Andy Brennan]

The only thing I could think of is that the name might be Italian?

Maybe he's really dissatisfying when he's dry and not cooked in a quality sauce?

 

[JustaBattler]

lets face it - TV commentators apart from Commetti and the bloke with a 5 storey forehead- are all worse than s**t - on mute button 4eva.

 

[dktm]

Well and truly over the WOW WEE`S , BIG BOY McAvoy and all of the other corny 2nd rate s**t . I just thank god that he does not have Anthony Hudsons voice . My God !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!