Brilliant...

[Notorious]

Round 1, Max Gawn goes up taps down to Scully, reflex handball out to Trengove, passes out to the running Tapscott, 65 Meter bomb down to a one on one with Watts, and theres Jurrah! over the top! Jurrah gets spoiled, ball comes to ground, Wonneamirri hits the ball with pace and runs into an open goal!

Thats jizz in pants stuff ther...

Apologies to, Strauss, Blease, Gysberts, The Fitz, Grimes, Morton, Sylvia Jones, ETC

 

[melbournemartin]

As much as I'd like it, I don't think we'll be seeing Gawn in round 1.

 

[Deefolt]

Seconded, he will get the watts treatment bar coming to the queens bday game lol

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

As long as the equation involves Aussie running into the open goal, that's the important thing

 

[Captain Jack]

I prefer a passage from a kick-in, you can involve more players --> more jizz.
Something like this:
Strauss kicks out from FB to a leading (Trengove, Grimes) strong hands, mark... hands off to Scully... passes to (Morton, Davey, Grimes, Gysberts, Sylvia)... pinpoint pass to (Bate, Tapscott, Sylvia, Fitz)... long bomb, Watts/Jurrah/Wonna hits the pack hard and takes a towering mark/takes a massive speccie/runs on to the crumbs... goal.
JIZZ.

 

[Supermercado]

Before the first bounce..

Watts punches somebody in the face, abuses the umpire as he's reported, and gets dragged giving the finger to the peanuts in the crowd.

That's my fantasy.

 

[Demon Revival]

Going to Queens Birthday matches & waving goodbye to the collingwood supporters early in the last quarter as they leave the ground seeing that they can't beat us......

 

[goDees22]

Going to Queens Birthday matches & waving goodbye to the collingwood supporters early in the first quarter as they leave the ground seeing that they can't beat us......

fixed

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

Before the first bounce..

Watts punches somebody in the face, abuses the umpire as he's reported, and gets dragged giving the finger to the peanuts in the crowd.

That's my fantasy.

Add a couple more contenders Merc...

- Cale Morton walking up to Barry Hall and nutting him, leaving BBBBB unconscious in the goal square

- Aussie kicking 15 in a game, each one involving a couple of beautiful dummies and ending with him running into an open goal