Roast Bringing down the Scum

[Antz]

All teams have ******** supporters, nothing new. No sane people condone this sort of behavior, and its disgraceful, regardless of the club barracked for.

We're going to pummel your mob this week. Enjoy the reality check

Good luck mate but dip shit Judd and the rest of your scum won't know whats hit them

 

[Optimax]

We're going to pummel your mob this week. Enjoy the reality check

We will tear out your souls, and shit down your throats.

There will be no mercy, we will scar Carlton for a generation

 

[Quicky]

We will tear out your souls, and shit down your throats.

There will be no mercy, we will scar Carlton for a generation

"Honestly i'm only here to steal your souls"

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[PieBeast]

We will tear out your souls, and shit down your throats.

There will be no mercy, we will scar Carlton for a generation

I almost feel sorry for the carlscum muppets, not because most of them are delusional but for the irreparable damage this annihilation is going to cause to their already fairly battered psyche, almost.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

We're going to pummel your mob this week. Enjoy the reality check

*Checks reality*

Reigning premiers, currently undefeated on top of the ladder.

More please.

 

[Swooop]

We will tear out your souls, and shit down your throats.

There will be no mercy, we will scar Carlton for a generation

I'd been thinking Pies by 30-40 pts, but purely reading between the lines

Optimax, you're a tad more confident than that?

 

[Optimax]

I'd been thinking Pies by 30-40 pts, but purely reading between the lines

Optimax, you're a tad more confident than that?

The final score might read 30/40 points, but the damage inflicted mentally and physically will be massive.

The un will place sanctions on Saturday fir what we'll do to the scum. There will be no mercy and no inch given, they never gave us any, we will dominate them

As said we will tear out your souls and shit down your throats

 

[juddsentant517]

*Checks reality*

Reigning premiers, currently undefeated on top of the ladder.

More please.

We shall be wearing the stone of triumph come friday night. Enjoy the stone of shame

 

[Swooop]

The final score might read 30/40 points, but the damage inflicted mentally and physically will be massive.

The un will place sanctions on Saturday fir what we'll do to the scum. There will be no mercy and no inch given, they never gave us any, we will dominate them

Fair enough point re the UN, can't argue with that.

I reckon they'd almost take 30/40 points though!

We've given both teams so far their chances, will need to be on our game, but vs Carlton, we'll definitely be going 110%.

No way would they want any chance of Blueboys spoiling the party.

 

[Pie eyed]

We shall be wearing the stone of triumph come friday night. Enjoy the stone of shame

Someone's an obvious "stoner".

I Haiku in your general direction................


Empty promise
used to lull the gullible
into baseless hope.

You sold your souls
For un-earned fortune and fame
But now the creditor calls.

A time of terror
is drawing ever nearer
Crying fills the night

Angry Magpies raging,
Thinning out the Navy hoard,
Justice reigns not miracles,

 

[vjknight]

i know its just mathematical shit, but what is the biggest % drop a team has suffered. the filth sitting 2nd, also with 200+% - and facing a smacking. it could drop back to the low 100's for them.

and also curious - the biggest 2 week turnaround - a win by 119 points, followed a loss by XXX.

any stats nerds out there ?

 

[Vampire013]

Nah, we get where you are coming from.

Ask anyone who regularly attends games, and they will tell you that by far Carlton supporters are the worst in the AFL.

They are sore losers (had some practice at it recently) and very arrogant winners, to the point where they get violent and abusive towards opposition supporters and obviously the players as well.

They aren't called the "scum" for no reason.

they are dcikheads big time. I have attended a lot of their games last few years along with many neutral games. No one comes close to them.
All fights that I have witnessed first hand have involved Carlton supporters. I even remember about 3 years ago at Etihad after a Carlton game some young Carlton punks were drunk and the cops told them to move on. What I saw next was hard to believe. The moron Carlton supporter grabbed a copper by the throat. What followed the moron only knows after he was arrested. They gave him a couple before putting him in the back of the van. After that, god knows what he copped.
Even funnier, last year I was in access 1 at a Carlton game. Sticks Kernahan and the rest of the knobs were not far from me. They got smashed and the supporters that were leaving just gave it to him and the rest of the board. They were vulgar and abusive. You just had to see it to believe it. Just swearing, cursing and carrying on.
....and I loved every moment of it. Made my day.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

We shall be wearing the stone of triumph come friday night. Enjoy the stone of shame

Points for the reference. However you will experience the paddling of the swollen arse... with paddles.

 

[Go_Brad_Dick]

Im predicting an 86 point win, and approx 2.5x their score..

 

[Swooop]

Im predicting an 86 point win, and approx 2.5x their score..

So lock in 22.11.143 to 8.9.57 or thereabouts?

Sorry always been bit obsessed by numbers

 

[Zahki]

Haha I considered working it out too Swoop before I slapped myself and clicked on

 

[mikeythemoocow]

they are dcikheads big time. I have attended a lot of their games last few years along with many neutral games. No one comes close to them.
All fights that I have witnessed first hand have involved Carlton supporters.

yes, clearly all Pies fans are saint too
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/assault-left-soldier-ashamed-to-be-magpie-fan-20100906-14y04.html

 

[Wooljay]

Hope to Godddd that the players aren't as overconfident as some of us

 

[Sir CJ]

I've never seen a Collingwood supporter push a women down the stairs on the top deck.

I've never seen a Collingwood supporter deliberately spill a beer on a 5 year old girl.

I could go on.

Yes, we have our bad element, but Carlton are worse, their "average" supporter is worse then any one elses, let alone their "bad element".

I have a Richmond supporting mate, and he had to take his 4 year son home at 3/4 time in round 1 because of the abuse around him, yet he says he's never had any trouble at any other game ever, or at least to that extent.

They are worse, that is clear to most.

And the supporters that the OP are talking about last night are not the "hangers on", they would be the type who travel interstate, and having traveled a bit with the pies faithful, I can say I have never seen any problems interstate with our supporters.

Sorry, but I won't take comparisons between our 2 sets of supporters, yes every club has a few morons, but Carlton take the cake for the highest percentage of their fans being morons.

Yeah you guys are angels in comparison to us, the fact that you (yes, you of all people) haven't seen any problems with your own supporters mean you're so much more mature than ours. Oh yeah, and the fact your mate Richmond mate says we're bad makes your argument even more compounding.

Quality post bro

 

[Winthorpe]

Yeah you guys are angels in comparison to us, the fact that you (yes, you of all people) haven't seen any problems with your own supporters mean you're so much more mature than ours. Oh yeah, and the fact your mate Richmond mate says we're bad makes your argument even more compounding.

Do you mean "compelling"?

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

Ask anyone who regularly attends games, and they will tell you that by far Carlton supporters are the worst in the AFL.

They're not.

1. St.Kilda

2. Essendon

3. Hawthorn

4. Geelong

5. Collingwood

That's based on my experiences going to the football for over 25 years.

 

[Ant85]

They're not.

1. St.Kilda

2. Essendon

3. Hawthorn

4. Geelong

5. Collingwood

That's based on my experiences going to the football for over 25 years.

Geelong? I've never had any issues with them, I actually think they're the best behaved.

My worst of the opposition are:

1. St.Kilda
2. Richmond
3. Essendon
4. Carlton

Don't mind the rest. Although I haven't been to a game in Adelaide, I heard they're pretty rough.

 

[Jade]

Do us all a favour and smash that disgusting team on Friday.

 

[Suspense]

cockiest f***s in the world. can't wait till friday night but what I REALLY wanna see is the pies absolutely bitchslap them in a preliminary/grand final.

 

[Shellz]

Omg I can't wait! Crowd is going to be feral!!!