Toast Brion

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Brian Ferry wrote a song about Brion

In every dream home a heartache
And every step I take
Takes me further from heaven
Is there a heaven?
I'd like to think so
Standards of living
They're rising daily
But home oh sweet home
It's only a saying
From bell push to faucet
In smart town apartment
The cottage is pretty
The main house a palace
Penthouse perfection
But what goes on
What to do there
Better pray there

Open plan living
Bungalow ranch style
All of it's comforts
Seem so essential
I bought you mail order
My plain wrapper baby
Your skin is like vinyl
The perfect companion
You float my new pool
De luxe and delightful
Inflatable doll
My role is to serve you
Disposable darling
Can't throw you away now
Immortal and life size
My breath is inside you
I'll dress you up daily
And keep you till death sighs

Inflatable doll
Lover ungrateful
I blew up your body
But you blew my mind

Oh those heartaches
Dreamhome heartaches
 
I'm looking forward to my first live Brion experience on Sunday.
 

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Brion giveth and Brion taketh away.

Lol's - maybe we could do each quarter break huddle under brion?

It would provide much needed shade and imagine the intimidation the opposition would feel if they look over and leppa is delivering a spray under brion. Could be the difference.
 
Gotta say, the deflating of Brion is a hilariously pathetic sight.

Hahahaha, I actually had a 30 second belly laugh reading this post - I was actually wondering about this? I was hoping they might remove brion from sight before they deflate him? It kinder seems like a bad Oman.
 
Gotta say, the deflating of Brion is a hilariously pathetic sight.
I sit where Brion is inflated and the first time they had 2 pumps to inflate him, but lacked electricity until Fox stepped up. Yesterday, only one pump and a lot of confusion in rolling him out. Maybe third time lucky, they won't have any hitches.:$
 

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Brion. What a legend.

Really makes that old banner thing look like a waste of time and effort.

Although I am surprised at the lack of merchandise in this space. All the kids love him. Where is the Brion cups hats tshirts?
 

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