Banter Brisbane Lions, home of the most ineffective small forward to kick 5 goals in a game - Chris 'Salty' Scott, 2019

[Rodney Dangerfield]

How is that? I've travelled many times to Brisbane when we've played the Lions & we've always outnumbered you at the GABBA, we have a massive supporter-base in QLD, you have seen plenty of us there,

Those supporters are mad.
No way known I’d live in warm Broady.

 

[rangatangtang]

Your surprised, imagine the cleaners at the Gabba who usually squeeze in some holidays when the Big Bash isn’t on.

Can’t wait for some of you guys to turn up on Sunday.
Should be able to smell the mothballs from Spring st

Why would they need to wait to take a holiday, they live in Queensland?

I wish I could be there, hope we play you again in week 1

 

[rangatangtang]

How is that? I've travelled many times to Brisbane when we've played the Lions & we've always outnumbered you at the GABBA, we have a massive supporter-base in QLD, you have seen plenty of us there,

Just feels like ages, you should get out of Melbourne more often

 

[rangatangtang]

Chipper bunch here for a team with a list that have achieved squat. I'm predicting straights sets exit for the Bears and a fall from grace that outdoes Melbourne once they have to face into a big boys fixture next year.

We are going to put your whole team through the chipper on sunday

 

[EyeloveRichmond]

Just feels like ages, you should get out of Melbourne more often

Oh i do, you shouid get out of 'rangaville' more often and expand your horizons

 

[carnaroys08]

Says the poster of a team who hasn't had an injury all year, by far the best, charmed-run injury-wise. Lions easily the softest draw in the AFL also. The Mighty Tigers on the other hand had a horrendous run with injury this year and are still sitting 4th. Get back in your little sand-pit with the other minnow clubs.

I'll be sure to bump your dribble after the game.

 

[rangatangtang]

Oh i do, you shouid get out of 'rangaville' more often and expand your horizons

Sick banter, im off to make some tiger toast for dinner

 

[carnaroys08]

Says the poster of a team who hasn't had an injury all year, by far the best, charmed-run injury-wise. Lions easily the softest draw in the AFL also. The Mighty Tigers on the other hand had a horrendous run with injury this year and are still sitting 4th. Get back in your little sand-pit with the other minnow clubs.

PS : if we thump you like I think we will, you'll be eliminated first week & can talk about your horrendous injury toll for the next six months

 

[carnaroys08]

Why would they need to wait to take a holiday, they live in Queensland?

I wish I could be there, hope we play you again in week 1

You're right, up here we live at a holiday destination. Queensland is a wonderful place to live & especially raise children.
Meeting them W1? Yeah nah, they'll drop out after W1 & still be talking about their injuries & how the Flag was in the bag over Christmas Lunch. Invariably someone will call a player a spud & a fist fight will break out over it. Typical Richmond.

 

[tigerisland]

There is too much nice happening here. This is the club that stole Northy and gave us Walls. Before leaving Brisbane the Scott twins would watch and listen to Walls every day as teenagers, taking lessons on how to be the world’s biggest campaigner.
After years of study it was found they were good enough campaigners to be drafted to Brisbane where they implemented all they had learnt at campaigning so Brisbane could maintain their 10% increase on the salary cap.
We might be OK with the Lions now, but in reality they are ground zero for campaigners.

 

[Brett C]

How is that? I've travelled many times to Brisbane when we've played the Lions & we've always outnumbered you at the GABBA, we have a massive supporter-base in QLD, you have seen plenty of us there,

Firstly you’ve never outnumbered us, we can tell because if you did the ice usage would skyrocket each game.

 

[EyeloveRichmond]

PS : if we thump you like I think we will, you'll be eliminated first week & can talk about your horrendous injury toll for the next six months

So not only will you win, but it will be a thumping you think? Careful now, it is more likely to turn out the opposite to

Firstly you’ve never outnumbered us, we can tell because if you did the ice usage would skyrocket each game.

Ah yes we have, out number you minnows every-time, it's like a home game for us every time i go there, full of Tigers and winning and singing the song, just like a mini MCG. I count it as another home game every time i'm there, we get the win and i have a mini holiday, it's beautiful.

 

[Maybenextyear]

Richmond have done nothing but try and help the Lions/Bears in history. We gave you Jeff Hog and you gave us Broderick and Gale. Gee....what more do you want you ungrateful lot.

 

[carnaroys08]

^
Do you look anything like your avatar? You'd be a ripper stand up comic.

 

[Tony Harrison]

^
Yeah, we like being kind to you guys too. We've given you an early holiday from the Finals Series on our way to a Flag before.

You knocked us out week 3. We were well and truly feeling overworked back then

 

[jonnobackpocket]

Chipper bunch here for a team with a list that have achieved squat. I'm predicting straights sets exit for the Bears and a fall from grace that outdoes Melbourne once they have to face into a big boys fixture next year.

Ha ha ha, oh my god, he called us the bear’s what a pisser. I love original jokes/banter, how do you come up with this stuff.

 

[Big Unit 30]

Where the incest began and the illegitimate offspring of it became confused

 

[Big Unit 30]

Just realised I've never actually seen anyone from Richmond. You guys ever leave Melbourne?

Not as our own proud football club no. Unlike your AFL propped franchise that’s unwanted in Melbourne and the mould coast. Still you’ll have another merge with North and have 12000 members someday to look forward to

 

[rangatangtang]

I prefer to think of it like this

 

[queensberryrules]

Lions are not to be under rated - they overcame a very strongly defensive experienced Cats last week with resilience and some x factor. Scott saying he thought his side outplayed them for much of the game is out right denial. The Lions continuously refused to fall into the Cats trap of going up the guts and risking turnovers, a lot of discipline required to stay that course. Scott is a premium whiner and extremely poor loser.

Tiges showed a fair bit of resilience in the 6 goal come back. What was most impressive is the game plan change mid race. First 15 mins q1 tiges looked quite good and then suddenly they found themselves getting ahead of the ball and not enough defense to counter eagles pinpoint disposal. Eagles did most of that damage in about 15 minutes. So Tiges adapt and handball less in q2 and play a more paced style and turned the game on its head. They still had the swarm but more controlled q234.

This week i reckon it will be very close but hard to go against tigers at home against a team they have owned for a while. Though Lions are a different iteration to previous years.

A cracker coming up.

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[Reservoir tiger]

PS : if we thump you like I think we will, you'll be eliminated first week & can talk about your horrendous injury toll for the next six months

Haha the old ‘ifs’ yeah we won’t be hearing from you post Sunday..

 

[carnaroys08]

Haha the old ‘ifs’ yeah we won’t be hearing from you post Sunday..

We'll do you almost like Geelong did you & you wont make a prelim. Better. Be sure to bump this after the game smarty pants.

 

[carnaroys08]

Lions are not to be under rated - they overcame a very strongly defensive experienced Cats last week with resilience and some x factor. Scott saying he thought his side outplayed them for much of the game is out right denial. The Lions continuously refused to fall into the Cats trap of going up the guts and risking turnovers, a lot of discipline required to stay that course. Scott is a premium whiner and extremely poor loser.

Tiges showed a fair bit of resilience in the 6 goal come back. What was most impressive is the game plan change mid race. First 15 mins q1 tiges looked quite good and then suddenly they found themselves getting ahead of the ball and not enough defense to counter eagles pinpoint disposal. Eagles did most of that damage in about 15 minutes. So Tiges adapt and handball less in q2 and play a more paced style and turned the game on its head. They still had the swarm but more controlled q234.

This week i reckon it will be very close but hard to go against tigers at home against a team they have owned for a while. Though Lions are a different iteration to previous years.

A cracker coming up.

On SM-G955F using BigFooty.com mobile app

Nice piece up until you tipped the Tigers. West Coast has been smacked by the Lions & Cats.....The Lions & Cats are pretty even..... The Cats belted Richmond.....It just fits for the Lions to do something similar to the Tigers.

 

[Reservoir tiger]

We'll do you almost like Geelong did you & you wont make a prelim. Better. Be sure to bump this after the game smarty pants.

I bet 100% you don’t bump this after the game. 100%

 

[bungalow_bill]

Revolt and Lunch

Sounds like a cop buddy movie from the 80's