Bruce Francis has replied.

Discussion in 'ASADA, WADA, and Drugs in Sport' started by Demon in Hell, Jan 14, 2016.

Put it out there
  1. Boxhead_31

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    Seriously what did he think was going to happen?
     

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    Bruce and delusion go hand in hand.
     
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    Poor Bruce.
     
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    It seems to me he lived his life like a dickhead in the wind.
     
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    Named life member for clearing the EFC34 names I suspect.

    He seems to have no sense of reality...
     
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    They only just banned him? Worksafe should launch inquiry into how this harassment was able to go on so long
     
  7. kane249

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  8. Muggs

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    Nah that's only state based, and he lives interstate too much hassle jurisdiction wise

    Spam laws are federal :) much easier from an admin perspective.
     
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    How do we know it was Bruce?
     
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    It has to be an old-school, cold-war style "hack".

    You worm your way in to their trust, by way of offering a collaboration (say on a book or something), consume their micro-waved meals and then whip out your Cold-war-era spy camera whilst they sleep and painstakingly photograph every page.
    Would probably take about a week?

    It then takes some months to develop all the film rolls, collate and digitise - hence it's taken this long for the "hack" to come to light.

    It all makes sense if you wear your favourite tinfoil hat. o_O

    Not that I think it's the end, Bruce will be back when the final outcome is out -especially if the appeal fails.:rolleyes:
     
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    What will the governor do now without his source of notifications
     

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    Maybe you can take him on, 1v1. ;)

    Gives him something to do.
     
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    Bring it
     
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    This is good for Bruce. No longer restricted by Essendon, he can now reveal the Full Story(tm).
     
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    I would imagine he is hunkered down in a bunker somewhere right now, with Hird Snr, getting a full briefing and one-finger-stabbing madly.

    Jonesy would be clearing a spot for him sometime next week, whilst also working on some pretext to get McDevitt back on the show at the same time, for another ambush.

    Of course, I could just be wearing my 'foil hat a little too tightly, this morn!
     
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    At a time when the family has requested some privacy ( as you would expect )

    Nice work Bruce
     
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    Didn't Hird have an open mike interview to explain everything?


    Why does he need the media to do it?? He had his chance.
     
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    What a flog Bruce is.
     
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    That he opens with this little ditty " An opinion piece written by Bruce Francis for all @EssendonFC fans: "

    Should be enough to rile any EFC fan. He really believes he is the peoples poet

    Let it slide Bruce, it really is time to find a new bone.
     
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    **** me.

    The only saving grace of TWITer is that the twits are restricted in their ramblings.

    The inventor of twitlonger should be stuck in a sack with Bruce, a cat, a dog and a cockerel and thrown in the river.
     
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    Oh, a royal commission ... again. I see he has given up on targeting Nick Xenephon, as the "Justice for 34" mantra has been recently.

    Edit - nearly missed the last line, someone's trigger finger is getting itchy. I think he needs to approach Trump next. That could be very entertaining.

    "I could go on forever, but this short list should give an indication of where the missiles will be targeted until James Hird is vindicated."​
     
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