LMAO. Well that's it then I suppose. Better call SOS and let him know.
I think Carlton feels the same way; which is why they basically said he's very much required unless something super sweet was on offer to pry him loose. Don't think there will be much duress should he stay. Player is happy at the club, just saw an opportunity to get the wife & kid back around family and took a shot at it. If a deal didn't get done on the back of a "take it or leave it" offer from the Crows, I'd think Gibbs would be more disappointed with them than he would be with Carlton.