Bulldog clerihews

[Next Waiting]

Remember our flag hero Clay Smith
Crazy eyes and didn't mind the biff
In the prelim round goals always sniffin
When he wasn't steam rolln' Ryan Griffin

 

[Kennel Master]

Luke Beveridge
Came to build a bridge
That took us to the promised land.
Wasn't it grand!!

KM

 

[Wocka]

Not singling you out (Mofra and Wocka!), I'm just a pedant.

His name is Footscray1973
He calls out errors with so much glee
My Bulldog brother you're out of luck
When it comes to rules I don't give a ....

 

[footscray1973]

His name is Footscray1973
He calls out errors with so much glee
My Bulldog brother you're out of luck
When it comes to rules I don't give a ....

You're a shocker Wocka, I'm going to leave some dead smelly fish in your locker.

 

[footscray1973]

I remember Steve Kretiuk,
He was never one to sook,
When Lloyd donned a protective glove,
He dished out the tough love.

I see my subtle hint has triggered your creative juices anew.

His name is Yojimbo.
Clerihews were slighly akimbo.
But he's returned from limbo,
and is now rhyming sans nimbo.

 

[Wocka]

You're a shocker Wocka, I'm going to leave some dead smelly fish in your locker.

Footscray old boy, that's not your best
I think you need a little rest
Back and forth, a bit of fun
This is how a clerihew's done

 

[footscray1973]

Footscray old boy, that's not your best
I think you need a little rest
Back and forth, a bit of fun
This is how a cherihew's done

Clerihew.

 

[Yojimbo]

I see my subtle hint has triggered your creative juices anew.

I just believe in honouring the op rules, thank you for your prompt.

I am not very bitter,
Nor am I a quitter,
Now the rules are in my head,
I can participate in the thread.

(Without looking like a dickhead)

 

[Yojimbo]

Brad Johnson champion of good not guile,
On his face an almost permanent smile,
Guy O'Keefe offered up a baggie of gear,
He said no thanks son, I will stick to ginger beer.

 

[Yojimbo]

2008 AFL draft at Pick Fifteen,
Christian Howard got to live his AFL dream,
But when Pick twenty came up instant dread,
Because we could have had Nat Fyfe instead.

 

[Kennel Master]

Easton Wood
Wasn't he good
He picked up
The Premiership Cup!

KM

 

[bobs head soup]

If you've got a lip that needs a button
We've got a bloke named Charlie Sutton
You might think you're tough,might be quite burly
But we've got a bloke who does his shopping early

 

[bobs head soup]

If you're an 80s key forward and playing the Scray
Better have a big heart, better know how to play
If you're a faux tough guy, a bit of an imposter
You'll soon be shown up by Kennedy and Foster

 

[Kennel Master]

Liam Picken
Bumpin', Markin', Kickin'.
Bevo set him free
Finals MVP.

KM

 

[dogwatch]

Liam Picken
Bumpin', Markin', Kickin'.
Bevo set him free
Finals MVP.

KM

Good collection of clerihews KM.

Less is more.

 

[Next Waiting]

Good collection of clerihews KM.

Less is more.

Less is more
Are you sure?
More is best
Out West!

 

[Fossie 32]

Our legendary Simon
Inspired The Pieman
Those bags he would boot
Were an absolute hoot

 

[Northern Dogs]

To win more games we need to kick straight
Which is something we're not doing too much of late.
This is what matters, take note Yojimbo,
Your pages of stats would confuse many a bimbo.

 

[Yojimbo]

To win more games we need to kick straight
Which is something we're not doing too much of late.
This is what matters, take note Yojimbo,
Your pages of stats would confuse many a bimbo.

Most of my stats are quite simple,
Like squeezing the puss out of a pimple,
But we are both in agreement mate,
It is important to kick straight.

 

[Mofra]

Oh Dylan effin' Addison
Made famous by Brad Johnson
Opponents near him, always wary
Of Dylan with nickname so sweary

 

[Yojimbo]

Daniel Southern was his name,
Choking out Peter Sumich his claim to fame,
His head scared the kids be it light or dark,
In his swimming pool he kept a pet shark.

 

[weltschmerz]

Less is more
Are you sure?
More is best
Out West!

If you're talking "scoring shots for"
Then certainly more is more
But if you look at "scores against"
You'd have to say that less is best

(a bit cheaty on the last rhyme but I don't really care)

 

[The Buck]

Royce Hart in his day
Could really really play
As Footscray's coach?
Not worth a half-smoked roach

 

[godoggies15]

Dougie Hawkins is his name
How we liked watching his game
One of the best there is no denying
On the ground he was electrifying

 

[Next Waiting]

Adieu I bid
To you dear Sid
A 16 hero
But after zero