Bulldog clerihews

[Next Waiting]

A clerihew
Is fun to do
Unless filled dread
Or possibly dead

 

[Next Waiting]

Caleb Daniel
No bigger than a spaniel
Ducks and weaves
With consummate ease

 

[Yojimbo]

Nathan Eagleton was recruited from Port,
He was a very Uncontested sort,
His career got off to a rocky start,
When he collapsed on the field because of his heart.

 

[bobs head soup]

Ross tried to run us out of town
Irene Chatfield never layed down
Oakley said you're out of this place
He got merged into outer space

 

[Fossie 32]

In 89 Steve McPherson - Super Mac
Played us a song for the Fightback
Unlike the music in American Pie
We didn't let the Bulldogs die

 

[Fossie 32]

Ross tried to run us out of town
Irene Chatfield never layed down
Oakley said you're out of this place
He got merged into outer space

Great moinds!!

 

[The Buck]

There was a young man from Belgrave
Who kept a dead ... sorry wrong forum

 

[Yojimbo]

The sad career of Farren Ray,
Another first rounder pissed away,
A pretty picture it does not paint,
He really flourished as a saint.

 

[Yojimbo]

Terry Wallace was his name,
Player, coach and list manager his claim to fame,
Tropical fish live in an aquarium,
To keep his tan he had his own solarium.

 

[Yojimbo]

Patrick Bowden was a fine example,
Sam power another sample,
I don't know which one was worse,
Both fine champions of the "s**t brother curse".

 

[josh the gent]

Twas September ‘97 and Mark West on the run
30 out, right in front, ground drenched in sun
He sprays it, then Jarman, with envy we were green
But it made it all so special in 2016

 

[Mofra]

Hail the giant, Galaxy Coleman
Part time ruck, part time goal-man
Protected Granty for which he's loved the most
Apart from demolishing a whole point post

 

[bobs head soup]

Jordan McMahon at footy was a bit of a tease
So when Tigers offered pick 19 we said yes please
Cement head was a great choice, the kid was hard and could play
Sadly he took the plastics cash, but our compo was even better; Jack Macrae

 

[Yojimbo]

Adam Cooney had a great career,
Until knee injuries saw him out of here,
I loved his pace and zing,
Bet his wife wanted more than a burger ring.

 

[worbod]

Clay Smith in the prelim booted four,
He helped us win, that's for sure.
After the game there was emotion in his eyes,
And his interview gave Lingy a surprise.

 

[Yojimbo]

The great man Daniel Bandy,
In the modern game he would be handy,
He could star, but was capable of some shockers,
We jagged a few players from the Dockers.

 

[worbod]

Jim Edmond pointed at his head
And Gubby wished that he was dead.
Beasley put it between the poles
After Gubby kicked across the goals.

 

[ScragCity]

Lin Jong
Hit the bong
From taiwan
Pass the joint

 

[bobs head soup]

Kelvin Templeton 15.9
A favourite footy memory of mine
Some were mercurial, some were suss
Saints were furious, not so us

 

[Yojimbo]

Ben Hudson, the peoples beard,
As a ruckman he was feared,
He was not the tallest in the game,
Opponents limped off early, corked and lame.

 

[Fossie 32]

At the Dogs L-Jizz was out of the loop
At the Blues he made the leadership group!
As a forward for us he got the sack
But going well for them down back

 

[worbod]

In a semi final Marcus Bontempelli
Turned Hawthorn into jelly.
His goal made things for the Hawks look grim,
As Brucey told us all, "It's him!"

 

[worbod]

Luke Beveridge
Has earned some leverage
In staying a while in the coaching position
After defeating our 2016 grand final opposition.

 

[Fossie 32]

To start with you could say Jake Stringer
Was on song - if he was a singer
But his Dogs career went down the shitter
After he made like Gary Glitter

 

[Fossie 32]

Spookily our number 16 is Toby Maclean
Who had the last kick in 2016
His celebration with Toyd was fantastic
Reenacting the scene from Titanic