Bulldog clerihews

[Libba39]

Little tuff-nut Steve Kolyniuk
Never did things by the book
His number one career highlight
Was baulking magpie Graeme Wright

 

[Fossie 32]

Jimmy Edmond was one of the ones
Who left the club - he joined the Swans
When Beaser marked Grame Allan was out of luck
Jimmy pointed to his head and said you're foolhardy

 

[Libba39]

Few remember Cameron Wight
Recruited for defensive height
By 2009 he'd worn out his welcome
But boy could he take an awesome falcon

 

[Fossie 32]

Bernie Quinlan our superboot
Flogged him off for a bit of loot
Not surprising the way things go
Went on to win the freakin Brownlow

 

[bobs head soup]

When it came to tough utilities, there was none better,
Than #35, his mates called him Kretter,
He could play anywhere, that Stephen Kretiuk,
Hed take on anyone, just didn't give a ....

 

[Fossie 32]

Dimma starred for us in 28
But one thing that was not so great
In 97 he gave Tallis a love tap
Missed two finals - fekkin crap


GetDimmaBack

 

[Northern Dogs]

And here is the lazy man's clerihew ....

A lovely kick from defence was Rohan Smith,
Absolutely fearless was the great Clay Smith.
Also quite brave is the current Roarke Smith,
But the best of them all could be Bailey Smith.

 

[Libba39]

Bart Simpson, a.k.a Lachie Hunter
Father is a well-known punter
Had a share in a successful horse
Then made his own demolition derby course

 

[dogwatch]

Gotta feel for Matthew Suckling
He's Big Footy's ugly duckling
Might as well
Play NFL

 

[Next Waiting]

Scrawny Jarrod Grant
When viewed on a slant
Was no wider be assured
Than an ironing board

 

[Next Waiting]

Bailey Smiff
Dont mind the biff
A beer 'e won't scull it
But f#$k what a mullet

 

[Next Waiting]

Dick Smith Im told
Is looking very old
Has no place in this thread
But I keep seeing his head

 

[Next Waiting]

The ads are a bore
No, really a chore
Just wanna read posts
Not look at old goats

 

[Libba39]

Dick Smith Im told
Is looking very old
Has no place in this thread
But I keep seeing his head

Just a heads up. Apparently these ads are a bitcoin scam.

 

[dogwatch]

Dick Smith Im told
Is looking very old
Has no place in this thread
But I keep seeing his head

Just a heads up. Apparently these ads are a bitcoin scam.

My dear Next Waiting
That's most irritating!
But you can dodge all those ads
If you sponsor our lads*

*fine print: BF sponsorship has to be $100 to remove all ads

 

[Next Waiting]

My dear Next Waiting
That's most irritating!
But you can dodge all those ads
If you sponsor our lads*

*fine print: BF sponsorship has to be $100 to remove all ads

What, sponsor a lad!
You must be quite mad!
I shant blow me wages
To view ad free pages

 

[Next Waiting]

My dear Next Waiting
That's most irritating!
But you can dodge all those ads
If you sponsor our lads*

*fine print: BF sponsorship has to be $100 to remove all ads

More money than sense!
I'd want recompense
Are they not paid enough?
Do they starve and live rough?

 

[worbod]

Laurie Sandilands
Had reliable marking hands.
He debuted during The Beatles' prime,
And he wore guernsey number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine.

 

[Libba39]

Brian changed his name from Harris to Lake
From Rocket Eade he copped many a bake
Just short of 200 he packed his bags
Went to the hawks and won a norm and 3 flags...

 

[Next Waiting]

Brian changed his name from Harris to Lake
From Rocket Eade he copped many a bake
Just short of 200 he packed his bags
Went to the hawks and won a norm and 3 flags...

Lakey
Flakey
Became a Hawk
And a bigger dork

 

[Next Waiting]

Ryan Griffen he could hoof it
But in the end he got the bullet
As a captain, not fantastic
And then he turned f#$king plastic

 

[dogwatch]

That debut of Cody Weightman
Is one I really rate, man
It's true he lacks composure
But it'll come with more exposure

(plagiarising CaptainMurphy !)

 

[CaptainMurphy]

That debut of Cody Weightman
Is one I really rate, man
It's true he lacks composure
But it'll come with more exposure

(plagiarising CaptainMurphy !)

Haha, I was pretty keen on that tagline as I typed it, I was hoping someone would recognise it's quality

 

[dogwatch]

Haha, I was pretty keen on that tagline as I typed it, I was hoping someone would recognise it's quality

I have a keen eye for literary genius.

 

[dogwatch]

Over "Silly Billy" Gowers
We rage and rant for hours
But since it's all come down to nix
It's clear he's got those Bevo pics