- Nov 29, 2018
- AFL Club
- Western Bulldogs
I decided to listen to the whole thing because it was good for a laugh and I don't regret a second. Some more quality quotesSome great commentary in the last quarter.
Darlings bullshit free "Its a free kick to...THE EAGLES.And its jack darling CMON. EAGLES Jack Darling. I dont have a clue what that free was for but I bloody love it. Most crucial kick of the game. CMON. Oh hes shanked it out wide"
Ol mate chimes in "oh FFS"
"Long handball to Gaff, he tries to fist in on, g'day to Andy Brayshaw if you're watching."
"... Too soon..."
"I don't think it's too soon mate, it's been two years, come on."
About the score review at half time
"Again we've got some old Nokia-brick footage, they can't get high resolution camers for some reason. I would suggest it's because they don't have the money given they're playing the Grand Final in Queensland."
"There's Sheed again-"
"None of that Miguel."
"Oh my goodness Oscar Allen has just killed a man. We've just witnessed on live television Oscar Allen win the UFC championship."
"He did very well to not get him high there."
"I don't know that he didn't get him high..."
"Well McLean did his best to get taken high."
"Let's have a bit of advantage please? They're gonna call it back?! They're going to call it back!"
Sees the replay of the free
"Hmmm. Probably wasn't there to be honest."
And then less than 20 seconds later
"We never doubt the umpires on this show, do we Miguel? That's just a fine call." (I can't tell if sarcasm or nuffie but either way I found it funny)
"Sick of this Wallis fella, I tell you what."
"Wallis running out the back like a seagull."
"They are a team full of them. Because you look at Macrae... um, whose there other one? But yeah, absolute bastards."
"Jack Darling with a sliding mark! He says settle down boys, settle down campaigners, I will have a kick after the siren to register a score... Ahhh, he's managed to bang that one straight into the man on the mark."
"That's a good sign. That's an even better sign for rugby league in Queensland because that was a throw. Josh Bruce has just taken a man's head off, nothing doing, the ball is out of bounds. That could've been about 4 or 5 or 6 whistles."
I think they grew on me. Them being so one-eyed made it a lot more fun.