I have a HP laptop that I use for Civ 4 (Beyond the Sword), I purchased it for work about 3 years ago. It gets hot after about 10 minutes of use, excellent for use in winter. Although I got paranoid that the radiation might give me testicular cancer so I no longer use it on my lap.
The inbuilt Beats speakers, which have since been rebranded with an update, distort Leonard Nimoy's voice in a reasonable way.
3.5 pig irons out of 10.
Maybe it's your testicles that are making the laptop hot?