Bye Week Fun - Richmond Board vs Richmond Tigers

[NaturalDisaster]

Hi all,

Think you could tackle Dustin Martin?
Reckon you could beat Dylan Grimes 1 on 1?
Think you are slicker than Shai Bolton?

here is your chance to prove it.

so it is bye week, Tigers are not playing this week so why not have a bit of fun pit a team of Richmond posters against Richmonds best side?

How are we going to do this? A game of qooty friends. Qooty, short for "quick footy" is a simulation of Aussie rules football that you can play from your couch at home. It is the simulator that drives Bigfootys own Sweet Football Association. The SFA is a board mostly built around s**t talk and banter.

Here is an example of how the simulator works, an excerpt from our last game:

1 : 6.33 {lHBF} - Top mark Tigerturbulance.
1 : 6.37 {lHFF} - Michaels with the ball now.
1 : 6.41 {lHFF} - He's tackled but manages to get the shot away.
1 : 6.43 {lHFF} - That's a very important six points.
Fighting Furies : 3.2.20
Sin City Swamprats : 0.0.0

: 2.11 {CHB} - He kicks sideways towards _Cayz_.
2 : 2.15 {CHB} - edgie reads the kick best and marks well in front of _Cayz_.
2 : 2.19 {CHF} - edgie with a little space.
2 : 2.21 {FF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
2 : 2.25 {FF} - 3121 premiers was hanging around the back of the pack but the ball fell into his lap.
2 : 2.28 {FB} - 3121 premiers takes them on.
2 : 2.32 {FB} - Handpasses to Hate.
2 : 2.36 {lHBF} - A lookaway handpass to NaturalDisaster.
2 : 2.38 {lHBF} - NaturalDisaster bounces the ball.
2 : 2.42 {lW} - He has another one.
2 : 2.46 {lW} - Huge handpass to manangatang. As good as a kick.
2 : 2.48 {C} - Quick hands to JackNah_8 under pressure.
2 : 2.52 {C} - But there was something very nearly reportable from JackNah_8.
2 : 2.57 {C} - With the ball is TradeDraft.
2 : 2.58 {C} - Fires out the handpass to Ant Bear.
2 : 3.02 {rW} - Sees Firestarter out of the corner of his eye.
2 : 3.07 {rW} - Firestarter spills the mark.
2 : 3.09 {rW} - Not enough pressure on Firestarter.
2 : 3.13 {rW} - Finds Ant Bear with a handball.
2 : 3.17 {rW} - Hate applies the tackle on Ant Bear.
2 : 3.19 {lW} - Grockadoc tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
2 : 3.23 {lW} - Grockadoc has a bounce.
2 : 3.27 {rHFF} - He gets his kick away.
2 : 3.3 {rHFF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
2 : 3.34 {lHBF} - Fizzler takes off.
2 : 3.35 {rHBF} - Gets a handpass away to ant555.
2 : 3.4 {rHBF} - Draws a man and then with hands to ShaunDuggan.
2 : 3.44 {rHBF} - Crunching tackle by TJASTA.
2 : 3.46 {rHFF} - A bit of space for Tigerturbulance to utilise.
2 : 3.5 {lHFF} - Kick goes sideways.
2 : 3.54 {lHFF} - But in the way is ant555.
2 : 3.57 {rHBF} - ant555 with the ball now.
2 : 4 {lW} - GotTheGoodes presents.
2 : 4.04 {lW} - Poor option and rfctiger74 makes him pay by chipping in for the mark.
2 : 4.07 {rW} - rfctiger74 has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 4.1 {rW} - rfctiger74 fifty-five out - backs himself.
2 : 4.15 {rW} - And he doesn't disappoint us.
Fighting Furies : 6.3.39
Sin City Swamprats : 4.4.28
2 : 4.17 {C} - Neither ruckman can take advantage of the bounce.
2 : 4.25 {lW} - The bounce favours Grockadoc and he is off and running.
2 : 4.27 {CHF} - Kicks in the direction of Shadow Man.
2 : 4.31 {CHF} - Shadow Man uses rickety as a stepladder. Great mark.
2 : 4.34 {CHF} - Shadow Man slowing down the play.
2 : 4.37 {CHF} - Handpasses to manangatang.
2 : 4.41 {CHF} - Where did philreich come from? Great tackle.
2 : 4.44 {CHB} - rickety has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 4.48 {rW} - Hoofs it forward..
2 : 4.52 {rW} - Brilliant mark by Firestarter!.
2 : 4.54 {rW} - Now Firestarter has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 4.58 {rW} - He's brought down by Grockadoc.
2 : 5.02 {C} - JackNah_8 has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 5.04 {lHFF} - Hurried kick towards Michaels.
2 : 5.09 {lHFF} - The umpire calls play on.
2 : 5.12 {rHBF} - ant555 looks downfield.
2 : 5.15 {lW} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
2 : 5.19 {lW} - GotTheGoodes misjudges it and it's an easy mark to rfctiger74.
2 : 5.2 {lW} - Grockadoc wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 5.25 - <<< Cheval is coming on to replace Quadzilla >>>
2 : 5.31 {lW} - Now Grockadoc has the ball. What can he do with it?.

Here ill encourage you all to join in, have a go and face our beloved Tigers. If you wish to play, simply post in here and request a position you wish to play in (I will ask current Sweet FA players to refrain from joining unless we need spots).

Note, if you have any furthur questions about the Sweet FA or what it is about, feel free to send me a PM. This is just a bit of board fun using a Sweet FA concept.

Richmond board team:

B: - - -
HB: - - -
C: - - -
HF: - - -
F: - fargothegreat -
FOLL: - - -
INT: - -

Orange Peeler - Michaels

 

[fargothegreat]

I'll give it a go. FF please

 

[TJASTA]

don't do it
you can't escape

 

[Michaels]

obligatory 'did you ask permission to post this stuff here' post.

If you need a number I'm in. I can cut oranges like I did at the Furies.

 

[TJASTA]

obligatory 'did you ask permission to post this stuff here' post.

If you need a number I'm in. I can cut oranges like I did at the Furies.

still can't believe Ned_Flanders sack you
you were the best orange peeler

 

[Michaels]

still can't believe Ned_Flanders sack you
you were the best orange peeler

Don't blame him for feeling threatened

 

[Michaels]

still can't believe Ned_Flanders sack you
you were the best orange peeler

Did run a mean podcast on there though.

Some say the best ever.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

obligatory 'did you ask permission to post this stuff here' post.

If you need a number I'm in. I can cut oranges like I did at the Furies.

You were a fine orange peeler

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Did run a mean podcast on there though.

Some say the best ever.

Come back and run it again

 

[TJASTA]

Did run a mean podcast on there though.

Some say the best ever.

hmmm don't know
have you listen to the TJASTA Podcast with TJASTA?

 

[Senor M]

hmmm don't know
have you listen to the TJASTA Podcast with TJASTA?

The sequel was better than the original.

I hope that this goes well--- get around this all. It's good fun.

 

[fumbler]

NaturalDisaster

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Since I've been dumped from my regular duties, count me in

 

[AlorraVex]

I kicked a goal for the Furies once and was never seen again. Count me in—I can't be any worse than George.

 

[fargothegreat]

Think of me as a Robin Nahas type forward. Small in stature, but can handball with my dick if I need to.

 

[TheTick]

I don't know where you need a 190cm runner, but I'll play there. My dream to play for the Tigers is finally coming true.
I hope for the team's sake I play better than I did in the Queanbeyan Tigers.
Maybe I'll have to be the bench warmer, or Left Right Out

 

[tugga]

As a former Fred Medallist I demand full forward or nothing at all.

 

[Muddiemoose]

Sounds interesting
Is there a league with fake teams where people could play this game on a weekly basis?
People could make up personas about the type of player they are and post banter against opponents!!

A Las Vegas themed team could be really cool imo

 

[fumbler]

Sounds interesting
Is there a league with fake teams where people could play this game on a weekly basis?
People could make up personas about the type of player they are and post banter against opponents!!

A Las Vegas themed team could be really cool imo

It's called the VFL.
I'm sure if there was money in it the $FL would put a team there.

 

[Muddiemoose]

Also I’ll play
I’ve been told I’m alright in the ruck but that’s only if someone else dosent want the position
Otherwise happy to start on the bench

 

[one eyedtiger]

Half back flank for me, back in the day I was the Bachar Houli of the under 14 D grade

 

[terrybull]

Worst ever footballer to entered a field.
Don’t have a clue what to do here.

But put me in as a medical sub

 

[damicky]

Forward pocket (small forward with no pace)
Don’t understand what you need to do though

 

[Muddiemoose]

Forward pocket (small forward with no pace)
Don’t understand what you need to do though

You have put your name in the ring and that’s just about the hardest part the random game sim does all the hard work
Some people will post some banter about how well or bad they are doing come game time

 

[THE_GUN]

Im the Richmond tech 1981 brownnose winner

Ms Neave sure did smell nice