Calming the nerves on match day with Uncle Steve

JeanLucGoddard

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I too like to calm the nerves by cleaning out the pipes in the morning before heading off to the ground.

Not sure why Uncle Steve's match day boff costs $500 though.

Zondor is this some Tender Touch thing?

I thought the beauty of "making your own fun" as it were is that it is free by definition?

Anyway, good to see the club acknowledging that sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

Hopefully there's some feeding the gerbil option for the AFLW team next year.
 

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I too like to calm the nerves by cleaning out the pipes in the morning before heading off to the ground.

Not sure why Uncle Steve's match day boff costs $500 though.

Zondor is this some Tender Touch thing?

I thought the beauty of "making your own fun" as it were is that it is free by definition?

Anyway, good to see the club acknowledging that sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

Hopefully there's some feeding the gerbil option for the AFLW team next year.
Finally someone with the courage to question this.

Everyone else gets a somewhat appropriately priced gift.

Uncle Steve gets the entire 2020 holiday budget.

Explanations:
a) Mum and Uncle Steve have something to tell everyone
b) Dad and Uncle Steve have something to tell everyone
c) Uncle Steve has sold Dad’s “merchandise” and requires his payment but the AFP are reaching annual performance reviews and you know how quotas work..
d) Uncle Steve donated a kidney to Billy, a liver to Sophie and a retina to Aunt Karen and what better way to say thank you for such incredible gestures than a Sherrin used for a kick out during a regulation North vs Melbourne dead rubber?
 

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