Think Tank Can Essenjection* stop Christian "Better Than Dusty" Petracca this week??

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Bombers to ponder THIS question about red-hot Petracca

Ben Rutten is weighing up how to stop the Demons superstar ahead of a must-win clash against Melbourne on Friday night

www.afl.com.au

If these muppets can't stop yesterday's hero Fatprick Dangerflog then I rate their chances of curbing the Norm Smith medalist as Very ****ing Little.

Mind you, gotta admire how Rutten calls his own midfield "system based" as a way of excusing his players for being a bunch of peahearted mediocrities - also taking the heat of Dodoro for refusing to recruit the big-bodied inside mid they've craved since Jab Watscum retired 5 years ago.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Half the essendone midfield will fall over if petracca farted.

Melbourne by 61 points.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Who have they got to stop him?
They could really use a defensive tagger like Michael Hibberd

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Michael Hibberd

Age

35

Ht

186cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.4

5star

K

13.1

5star

HB

8.3

5star

M

5.2

5star

T

1.5

3star

MG

326.6

4star

D

16.8

4star

K

10.0

4star

HB

6.8

4star

M

4.8

4star

T

1.4

2star

MG

326.6

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

11.6

4star

HB

7.6

5star

M

5.6

5star

T

2.0

4star

- who did a number on Dusty last year.
Dusty hasn't been the same since.

And even if they somehow manage to stop him.....
that leaves Oliver, Viney, Brayshaw, Harmes and Sparrow run amok.

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

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