Can't keep the package in his pants

[brmi]

Apparently his tattoo is supposed to be a picture of Heppell such is Jakes admiration of him.

Just needs a needle to be complete

 

[Anja_Nees]

Back for schoolies.

Seriously that tat says it all.

 

[CharacterFirst]

Oh. It's a lion?

I thought it was chewbacca.

 

[StCicatriz]

Oh. It's a lion?

I thought it was chewbacca.

I thought it was David Bowie

 

[PeaTea]

An organisation that gets its whole team suspended for 12 months is properly run?

As opposed to an organization that can’t stand on its own two feet and relies on other clubs to support them financially (applies to either your club or WB, not fussed).

 

[5ammy]

View attachment 432215 The REAL reason stringer was such a hit with the ladies

Should have signed up with Brisbane, would have made more sense

 

[Bulldog1954]

As opposed to an organization that can’t stand on its own two feet and relies on other clubs to support them financially (applies to either your club or WB, not fussed).

Melbourne, North and the Dogs are small clubs with relatively small supporter bases. Essendon are systematic cheaters. No club is perfect.

 

[Bedi]

Stop living in the past man.

Tell that to Crameri.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Sounds like a very immature person, gotta say i was no angel at his age, but damn, AFL players have pussy on tap, why would you tap a girl that young?

 

[DemonTim]

Sounds like a very immature person, gotta say i was no angel at his age, but damn, AFL players have pussy on tap, why would you tap a girl that young?

Do you just go to all the scandals threads to voice your outrage?

He was 22/23 and with a 17 year old, neither illegal nor all that uncommon

Did you attend an actual high school? A lot of vce girls were with older blokes.

 

[Beerfish]

Tell that to Crameri.

Post doesn't make sense.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Do you just go to all the scandals threads to voice your outrage?

He was 22/23 and with a 17 year old, neither illegal nor all that uncommon

Did you attend an actual high school? A lot of vce girls were with older blokes.

Not when your Mrs is pregnant.

 

[Bedi]

Post doesn't make sense.

dude missed out on a premiership because of Essendon. The past will forever haunt him.

 

[DemonTim]

Not when your Mrs is pregnant.

So it’s not the age that your issue is with as per your first post

 

[Beerfish]

dude missed out on a premiership because of Essendon. The past will forever haunt him.

Yeah so haunted he wants to come back to us.

 

[Toump Ass]

That tattoo, *.

 

[Borussia Teeth]

the penny has dropped people, the penny has dropped

Meh, a certain Richmond player has cut his holiday short too.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

View attachment 432215 The REAL reason stringer was such a hit with the ladies

That can’t be legit?

 

[Dadda Dave]

That can’t be legit?

His naval looks big enough to be his a-hole .

 

[Rod Stroker]

That Essendon would be fine to take on someone with such low morals, is staggering.

How any of those players could be fine to share a locker room and take the field with him, knowing what he has done, is beyond me.

The 2017 Websters definition of "s**t bloke".

 

[Truckosaurus]

View attachment 432215 The REAL reason stringer was such a hit with the ladies

 

[TwiggleyFanClub]

Big difference when your teammates don't hate you i suppose.

Give them time. They hardly know him.

 

[PeaTea]

That Essendon would be fine to take on someone with such low morals, is staggering.

How any of those players could be fine to share a locker room and take the field with him, knowing what he has done, is beyond me.

The 2017 Websters definition of "s**t bloke".

Obvious Troll is obvious.

 

[Fultons]

Oh. It's a lion?

I thought it was chewbacca.

I deadset thought it was teen wolf, no bullshit.

 

[Sedat!]

Meh, a certain Richmond player has cut his holiday short too.

You must have missed the memo from AFL media - Essendon are the feel good story this off-season.