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[THE_GUN]

Sauce: (*speaking through clenched teeth*) "Umm....Tex? They ain't moving mate."
Tex: (*with strong irritation*) "You think I don't know that?"
Sauce: "Any ideas?"
Tex: (*snaps back*) "Not if you keep interrupting my train of thought."
Sauce: (*sorrowfully*) "Please, Dude, my right buttock is cramping up."
Tex: "Shutup!"
Tex: (*sweating profusely*) "Ok, Ok.... I've got it! We'll maintain the stance and just tippy-toe into our positions."
Sauce: (*with great relief*) "Works for me. I'll pass it on...."

Whilst it probably felt like a good idea at the time for the famous 'Tex'

probably was not his greatest moment , Rates along the same level as walking on hot coal

 

[thylacine60]

"Stay back, Maddie. Reckon this might need a left foot............"

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

"Stay back, Maddie. Reckon this might need a left foot............"

God I love Simmo!!!!!

 

[thylacine60]

It's a great photo.

 

[Jabba73]

"Stay back, Maddie. Reckon this might need a left foot............"

Maddie: So I lead out to the left
Simmo: No not yet, gotta fake a lead to the right first

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

"Stay back, Maddie. Reckon this might need a left foot............"

What a man.

 

[Coona Blues]

"Stay back, Maddie. Reckon this might need a left foot............"

Her left foot is light years better than his right, just sayin'

 

[chipzac]

"Stay back, Maddie. Reckon this might need a left foot............"

Hey buddy, that stop-short trick won't work on me! Good try, though.

 

[ctacp]

Maddie: So I lead out to the left
Simmo: No not yet, gotta fake a lead to the right first

8000 times & still no one figured it out..