Caramel Topping and Wedding Cake

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I remember during hard times in the nineties starting up own business being out of food and waiting for single client to pay up.

I ended up drinking some ice cream topping just to keep the sugar levels up.

That is how it feels watching NAB cup.
 
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I remember during hard times in the nineties starting up own business being out of food and waiting for single client to pay up.

I ended up drinking some ice cream topping just to keep the sugar levels up.

That is how it feels watching NAB cup.

I'd rather have an Ice Cream cone shoved up my Jaxsy till I passed out than drink straight ice cream topping!! *shudders*

:D
 
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I'd rather have an Ice Cream cone shoved up my Jaxsy till I passed out than drink straight ice cream topping!! *shudders*

:D

Seemed like a good idea at the time. It wasnt.

Analogy holds for NAB cup. Got excited about it last year and it proved to be a very unsatisfying experience.

Round 1 for me, cannot wait for it. Has to be a good year. It is physically impossible to have another bad year on top of what has been isnt it?
 

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Nah, chocolate topping all the way. But vanilla is the ultimate. As for cramming ice creams up the kyber pass, you'd want to avoid the one with the hard chocolate tip? Speaking of ice cream, got an ice cream maker for x mas, made the best cookies and cream ever. Yummy.
 
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Nah, chocolate topping all the way. But vanilla is the ultimate. As for cramming ice creams up the kyber pass, you'd want to avoid the one with the hard chocolate tip? Speaking of ice cream, got an ice cream maker for x mas, made the best cookies and cream ever. Yummy.
Vanilla topping on vanilla ice cream?
Seems rather pointless.

It's like buying Pepsi, when the Coke can is next to it.
Just utterly pointless hahahaha.

Almost, like having a NAB Cup, when there is AFL....

Almost like......... :D

Also, ice cream maker, **** yeah :thumbsu:
I've always wanted one that just makes fudge brownies, but I don't think thats real yet.
A fairy floss one would be sweet.
 
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Vanilla topping on vanilla ice cream?
Seems rather pointless.

It's like buying Pepsi, when the Coke can is next to it.
Just utterly pointless hahahaha.

Almost, like having a NAB Cup, when there is AFL....

Almost like......... :D

Also, ice cream maker, **** yeah :thumbsu:
I've always wanted one that just makes fudge brownies, but I don't think thats real yet.
A fairy floss one would be sweet.
Like having Beer shots with beer chaser ?
 
Vanilla topping on vanilla ice cream?
Seems rather pointless.

It's like buying Pepsi, when the Coke can is next to it.
Just utterly pointless hahahaha.

Almost, like having a NAB Cup, when there is AFL....

Almost like......... :D

Also, ice cream maker, **** yeah :thumbsu:
I've always wanted one that just makes fudge brownies, but I don't think thats real yet.
A fairy floss one would be sweet.

Pretty sure you can actually buy a fairy floss maker. It's just suger with dye. Fudge brownies, White Wings brand from any supermarket. Piss the nuts off out of it. My birthday present to myself, bought a nab cup training jumper (last years stock on boxing day online sale at rfc website) for $60. Decided to revert to number 8 ( its the number i wear now in footy, and disco was my first idol). Giddy up.
 

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Its called a wife......
Very well played....
But, that means I can't live my life I dream of, meaningless sex and beer.

Surely, she will get in the way of both those things...
 
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Very well played....
But, that means I can't live my life I dream of, meaningless sex and beer.

Surely, she will get in the way of both those things...

Not at all...

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Very well played....
But, that means I can't live my life I dream of, meaningless sex and beer.

Surely, she will get in the way of both those things...

Well there is an old joke Tiggs, it goes something like this:

There has been a recent discovery of a food which takes away the sex drive in women. It's called wedding cake. (boom tish).

When does the club resume training in the new year?:footy::footy::footy:
 
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I'm tipping if she's 18, 5'7 and 125 , she ain't going to look like that !

I call bullpoo. If it's on the internet, it must be true. I mean, where else does Hutchy and Barret get there scoops from.
 
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Well there is an old joke Tiggs, it goes something like this:

There has been a recent discovery of a food which takes away the sex drive in women. It's called wedding cake. (boom tish).

When does the club resume training in the new year?:footy::footy::footy:
I'm gonna use that. Hahahaha.
I call bullpoo. If it's on the internet, it must be true. I mean, where else does Hutchy and Barret get there scoops from.
Wikipedia is a reliable source....
 
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Use the Joke? or use the information to avoid getting married?

I heard the same joke from a married guy but instead of boom tish it ended up with despairing sobbing.
The joke.

And that's, kinda sad, and well, funny...
 
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funny this joke gets a mention, i was at a mates wedding about a month ago and another mate screamed out "don't let the bride get any cake" those who had not heard the joke asked why n he replied "cos he won't get a root".
i was in stitches but the bride wasn't too impressed......
 

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