Career Ideas

[PC28]

Im having a midlife crisis...at the age of 23

Career wise, i don't know what i want to do. Throw up some idea's people, any idea's

And no, Big Footy Poster is not a career

 

[mantis]

This should prove entertaining.

 

[JUBJUB]

Originally posted by PC28


And no, Big Footy Poster is not a career

Bugger There goes my idea.

 

[Bulldog1954]

Have you considered becoming a gigolo?

 

[PC28]

Originally posted by Bulldog1954
Have you considered becoming a gigolo?

LOL

I can honestly say that the thought has never crossed my mind!!

 

[i_luv_westcoast]

PC28 what interests you? Do you have any qualifications, if not go to TAFE and then perhaps on to Uni. If that doesn't appeal to you how about you become one of those guys that stands at the lights and washes your car windscreen with dirty water and wipes it off with newspaper

 

[PC28]

Thanks to B1954 i now have thoughts of David Lee Roth in my head...

And a squeegie (sp?) boy? I think business would be a bit slow during winter

As for going back to school (god forbid) same problem, don't know what i want to do

 

[dogboy23]

Originally posted by PC28


LOL

I can honestly say that the thought has never crossed my mind!!

Speak for yourself.

 

[iceman]

Look through the training section of the paper, usually theres short courses with companies that guarantee you employment when done

Granted that most of the careers are security guards and in the field of Hospitality and Tourism

 

[PC28]

Originally posted by iceman
Look through the training section of the paper, usually theres short courses with companies that guarantee you employment when done

Granted that most of the careers are security guards and in the field of Hospitality and Tourism

A Bouncer on an airplane...

I'd have a tough time throwing people out

There are heaps of training courses for cooks, and i can cook, but im worried that they're really ads for McD's

 

[Dodongo]

Dodongo has an idea. Dodongo knows a job in which you can earn about $15 an hour. Dodongo's idea is that you should do a waiting course or a bar course which is abot a 1 week course and then be a waiter or barman.

 

[eagleskickass]

Do you really like sport?
Perhaps go to TAFE and do a sporting course that will allow you to do human movement at UNI, then you have a whole host of sporting opportunities to pursue, like trainer, physio, coach, physed teacher etc.
Thats if you are really into sport.

 

[DEES RULE!]

Originally posted by eagleskickass
Do you really like sport?
Perhaps go to TAFE and do a sporting course that will allow you to do human movement at UNI, then you have a whole host of sporting opportunities to pursue, like trainer, physio, coach, physed teacher etc.
Thats if you are really into sport.

Or you can even try sports psychology if working with people interests you.
There are heaps of things you can do with computer as well, and it will also give you a chance to be on bigfooty a bit more!

 

[PC28]

Originally posted by DEES RULE!


Or you can even try sports psychology if working with people interests you.
There are heaps of things you can do with computer as well, and it will also give you a chance to be on bigfooty a bit more!

Now there's some ideas that i hadn't thought of...

Thanks Dees Rule & EKA...

You've caught my eye there

 

[PC28]

any more people... keep em coming

 

[iceman]

IT is still a pretty good field to get into... as long as you claim to be studying theyll give u a second glance

and another great thing is that you get to go on the net all day and generally bludge cos no one else knows what youre doing (not that i do anything like that!!! )

 

[Bulldog1954]

Originally posted by dogboy23
Speak for yourself.

R u interested in becoming business' partners? We can set up a nice little place call it Banging Bulldogs or perhaps Minties Manwhores and make a few quid. If PC doesn't want to sell his body like us 2 he can perhaps be our pimp and try and organise us some clients.
And if you are as good looking as me we will no doubt become a hugely succesful business and then the Bullies sponsorship troubles r gone.
By the way u get the ugly chicks

 

[iceman]

Originally posted by Bulldog1954

By the way u get the ugly chicks

lol, sounds fair

 

[Bulldog1954]

Originally posted by iceman


lol, sounds fair

Unfortunately I get the feeling most of the ladies after our services may be ugly. I can't forsee many good looking birds visiting Banging Bulldogs, but u never know

 

[iceman]

Originally posted by Bulldog1954


Unfortunately I get the feeling most of the ladies after our services may be ugly. I can't forsee many good looking birds visiting Banging Bulldogs, but u never know

fair enough - at least he'll be kept busy, and out of trouble

 

[Esperito]

To solve the problem of ugly females frequenting your premises, I suggest once a week Banging Bulldogs should offer to their clients a special guest from the Western Bulldogs team.
I think we know which player should be offered first.

 

[RacerX]

Go for the armed forces! Think of the fun you could have...

Army - firing 75K missiles at remote controlled drones (way cool)

Airforce - Well I guess flyings OK, but this is the least likely option for me

Navy - Now we are talking! Get pissed on Christmas Island, get pissed on the boat, fool around with female crew, throw people overboard, make up stories about boat people. The Navy is where it is at!

 

[iceman]

Originally posted by RacerX
Airforce - Well I guess flyings OK, but this is the least likely option for me

only prob with that is u have to have a double degree and be an absolute genius, not have any hearing or visual impairments and obviously have completed year 12 with minimum all A's

 

[RacerX]

Originally posted by iceman


only prob with that is u have to have a double degree and be an absolute genius, not have any hearing or visual impairments and obviously have completed year 12 with minimum all A's

"The best of the best of the best sir...with honours", Men in Black

 

[Sydneyfan]

Originally posted by iceman


only prob with that is u have to have a double degree and be an absolute genius, not have any hearing or visual impairments and obviously have completed year 12 with minimum all A's

I've never been able to work that one out. They virtually fly themselves these days and it doesn't take a genius to press the red button to release a bomb!