Analysis Carlton’s unwanted record!

[Oliver G]

Lol, I think they’ve got 4, but still should not have got any really. Everyone has been asking the question even the Carlton fans are surprised!

It's five, six if you include the season opener on a Thursday night.

 

[Braybrook Son]

It's five, six if you include the season opener on a Thursday night.

Thursday is not Friday champ! Carlton have 4 Friday night games

 

[The rabbi]

Hey guys. This week is a must win against Carlton. They have never, in their 121 years, started a season losing the first six games. We must win this and complete the bad karma that John Elliott started a few years ago when he said that “The Bulldogs have a tragic history!” This is our chance to rub it in this Friday night! Come on Dogs!

 

[ScragCity]

Carlton will smash us next week. They are desperate for a win and our players and coach have already given up on our season. Heard a rumour from someone in the coaches box that Bevo was doing a crossword puzzle during the Pies match.

 

[Next Waiting]

Carlton will smash us next week. They are desperate for a win and our players and coach have already given up on our season. Heard a rumour from someone in the coaches box that Bevo was doing a crossword puzzle during the Pies match.

Absolute bollocks. It was sudoku

 

[Triple Baileys]

I remember a few years ago Carlton were 0-4 or 0-5 and they won their first game against us

hmmm...was the Bont's first game?

 

[Johnny_Dogg4]

hmmm...was the Bont's first game?

not sure tbh. it was judds return game and he did his hammy early in the game.

 

[Triple Baileys]

not sure tbh. it was judds return game and he did his hammy early in the game.

That's the game! Round 5 2014, Bontempelli's first game, Judd's return ruined by a hammy. Unfortunately, the Blues got up, we were not disgraced. Bont showed plenty of class in his first outing.

 

[Triple Baileys]

Carlton will smash us next week. They are desperate for a win and our players and coach have already given up on our season. Heard a rumour from someone in the coaches box that Bevo was doing a crossword puzzle during the Pies match.

Our loss to to GCS might be ominous for a whole string of games to come against teams we should start favourites against.

 

[Doggy]

**** some of you tragics talk utter tripe

 

[grassman75]

Carlton will smash us next week. They are desperate for a win and our players and coach have already given up on our season. Heard a rumour from someone in the coaches box that Bevo was doing a crossword puzzle during the Pies match.

C'mon Scrag, it was a "difficult" Sudoku

 

[grassman75]

I remember Carlton losing quite a few in a row in about 1987-88. I remember as my metalwork teacher was a tragic and had the posters all over the metalwork shop. We hung s**t on him incessantly. I thought that might have been 0-6 or more.

 

[Braybrook Son]

What’s the record this week? I don’t like the smell of this game. Carlton getting plenty of smacks this week. I’d be happy just to win it!

 

[Tommycash]

Carlton will smash us next week. They are desperate for a win and our players and coach have already given up on our season. Heard a rumour from someone in the coaches box that Bevo was doing a crossword puzzle during the Pies match.

Normal or cryptic? If it wasn't cryptic I reckon I'm about to throw it in with this club.

 

[dogwatch]

Absolute bollocks. It was sudoku

Normal or killer? If it wasn’t a killer sudoku I reckon I’m about to throw it in with this club.

 

[Triple Baileys]

Carlton getting a big build up in the press for this match, they sound like they are going to be the most pumped they will be all season.

Last week, they came close to beating GCS - closer than we did .

No signs so far that the Match Committee are going to act on a number of underperformers over the past two matches.

I'm getting worried...

 

[Next Waiting]

Normal or killer? If it wasn’t a killer sudoku I reckon I’m about to throw it in with this club.

First clue for 10 points. We are a rabble.

 

[ivan rassmussen]

I can see Liam Jones being used as a swing-man, getting BOG for score-saving marks at one end, then trotting forward to out-mark Caleb Daniel and his bruised bits and slotting a lazy 4 or 5 as well. Luckily for us, McLean will start on-ball, and stay on-ball all game, and drift forward to slot 5-6 of his own. Dogs by 2 points.

 

[Tommycash]

I can see Liam Jones being used as a swing-man, getting BOG for score-saving marks at one end, then trotting forward to out-mark Caleb Daniel and his bruised bits and slotting a lazy 4 or 5 as well. Luckily for us, McLean will start on-ball, and stay on-ball all game, and drift forward to slot 5-6 of his own. Dogs by 2 points.

Don't forget Gowers popping up for the match winning goal in the Mark Austin cup.

 

[Dogsbestfriend]

Why is it that it’s always us that comes up against Carltank when they’re on their knees desperate for a win.
They’ll be throwing everything and the kitchen sink at us to get the points.
This week we are under just as much pressure to beat them as they are to end their losing streak.
And so it will be a sweeter than usual if we can get up in this massive danger game.

 

[dogwatch]

Why is it that it’s always us that comes up against Carltank when they’re on their knees desperate for a win.
They’ll be throwing everything and the kitchen sink at us to get the points.
This week we are under just as much pressure to beat them as they are to end their losing streak.
And so it will be a sweeter than usual if we can get up in this massive danger game.

Lose this week and it could be four in a row. When did we last beat Freo over there?

 

[Mofra]

We're a Barkley St icon,
And we invite you to Poons
Carlton can join us
And bring their own spoons

 

[NBates]

 

[Triple Baileys]

We're a Barkley St icon,
And we invite you to Poons
Carlton can join us
And bring their own spoons

As a Barkley St icon
We invite you to Jim Wongs
Carlton can join us
but not with their bongs.

 

[ivan rassmussen]

Don't forget Gowers popping up for the match winning goal in the Mark Austin cup.

Sadly I dropped him as one of my 9 changes, but I had Greene as an in, so maybe Billy retains his spot, and I’ll limit it to 8 changes!