Banter Carlton Football Club, where paying Martin $900k for his 2020 season is acceptable. Jack Martin that is.. avg 13.5 disposals @ $66,666 per disposal

[Masotiger]

They didn't take it off us so we didn't cheat.

You must've given your tinder date BAT a good thrashing, he must still be asleep.

 

[Lord of the Wings]

Nope I have this on DVD

Careful you don't put your Debbie does Dallas DVD in your 1995 GF case. They are the same vintage so could be easily confused.

 

[_RT_]

So it seems these guys actually think 32 goals in 19 games is a good return for a full forward on a million dollars a year. Suppose Richmond supporters have been hearing a lot about wasted money given how much Hardwick will have to pay out soon for a lot less in return?

Compare the pair:
Lynch 32 goals 19 games 2nd premiership for $1mil
McGovern 9 goals in 12 games & an 11th place finish for $800k

Anyone who says they'd prefer McGovern is an idiot.

Nope I have this on DVD

Who did you use for the conversion from VHS?

 

[Grechy]

Saad and Williams makes them a contender now guys.

 

[Drunken Wookie]

Saad and Williams makes them a contender now guys.

Saad, a bloke who couldn't hit a target by foot if he tried giving Chadstone Target a roundhouse and Zac "Diesel" Williams, the great midfield hope, a bloke they signed on the back of one decent game in there and will find himself exposed and relegated to sea-gulling at half back again before round 5.

Those guys?

 

[tigs2010]

Do I need to explain the meaning of "live"

It means you’re a ******* old campaigner

 

[SunshineBoy]

Do I need to explain the meaning of "live"

No I’m an old campaigner too

 

[SunshineBoy]

Saad, a bloke who couldn't hit a target by foot if he tried giving Chadstone Target a roundhouse and Zac "Diesel" Williams, the great midfield hope, a bloke they signed on the back of one decent game in there and will find himself exposed and relegated to sea-gulling at half back again before round 5.

Those guys?

Saad convicted drug cheat to go with their convicted match fixers, and don’t get me started on the accountant that their b&f is named after

 

[Neese]

Compare the pair:
Lynch 32 goals 19 games 2nd premiership for $1mil
McGovern 9 goals in 12 games & an 11th place finish for $800k

Anyone who says they'd prefer McGovern is an idiot.


Who did you use for the conversion from VHS?

Your Dad

 

[Soapy V]

Saad and Williams makes them a contender now guys.

Bookmark this and all the Likes

 

[Cdog71]

Your Dad

mate, his Dad wouldve had to do shadow puppets on the wall.

So, who’s your Full Forward again?
Mcgovern (the fat one)?

 

[Neese]

Harry McKay

10

Harry Mckay

Age

26

Ht

200cm

Wt

106kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.9

3star

K

7.5

3star

HB

2.4

2star

M

5.5

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

1.4

5star

D

6.6

1star

K

4.6

2star

HB

2.0

1star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.4

2star

G

1.4

5star

D

8.8

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

2.0

2star

M

4.4

4star

T

0.8

3star

G

2.0

5star

atm

 

[Cdog71]

Harry McKay atm

K
Fancy a little wager?

I reckon..
1. Tiges win
2. Docherty blows his knee out
3. Teague gets all cranky and shouty for the telly so no-one remembers he’s a spud that you guys delisted and has won more spoons playing than anyone on your list.

$5
Whadya reckon?

 

[Neese]

No thanks.
Also if you jinx Doc I will hunt you down.

 

[VB_longneck]

 

[_RT_]

Your Dad

He died 8 years before Carltons last premiership, champ.

 

[SunshineBoy]

Do I need to explain the meaning of "live"

Your point being?

 

[Neese]

He died 8 years before Carltons last premiership, champ.

I'm sorry. Mine died when I was 18

 

[VB_longneck]

 

[HTT]

Recently we’ve crossed an important milestone in Australia - the median age in 2020 was 37.9 which means half the population was born after 1982.

Every single person born in this window has seen Richmond win more premierships than Carlton.

Given there’s a few other years in there in which people can hold this claim, it is safe to say more than half the population of Australia has seen Richmond win more premierships than Carlton.

 

[Dadda Dave]

Congratulations that means it only costs Carlton $48,041.38 per disposal for the remainder of his contract.

You blokes really know how to spot bargains.

Yeah you got Yazz for a bargain.

 

[Dadda Dave]

K
Fancy a little wager?

I reckon..
1. Tiges win
2. Docherty blows his knee out
3. Teague gets all cranky and shouty for the telly so no-one remembers he’s a spud that you guys delisted and has won more spoons playing than anyone on your list.

$5
Whadya reckon?

You forgot the half a dozen dog acts from Lyinch.

 

[Vassp]

Imagine losing a final to a team 9th ffs on the ladder! I have loved owning you campaigners for nearly 50 ******* years. The gift that just keeps giving!

you don't own anything. give it a rest.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

you don't own anything. give it a rest.

Yet you felt the need to post LOL

 

[Vassp]

I don't need to try fu** all! I ******* owned the thread on the Ist page. We have more flags and are in front of the head to head. Deal with it and let it fester for the rest of your life.

try counting when the teams are at least semi/pro to professional. That might help.