Brick Loosener
1980 2017 2019 2020
Would fill out the September section which would otherwise be empty.You're a little twisted if that's the type of info you expect to get with a football membership
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Would fill out the September section which would otherwise be empty.You're a little twisted if that's the type of info you expect to get with a football membership
I can think of six more:We're behind in a lot of things compared to the Blue baggers not just premierships:
1. Tanking - confirmed by your own coaches
2. Salary Cap cheating - confirmed
3. Brown paper bags - confirmed by SOS
4. Reliance on poker machines for revenue
5. Visy contracts for Judas and co
6. Trading the competitions leading goalkicker for Judas - LOL
7. Recruiting Bootsma in the 1st round and paying 800k for the sh*te McGovern
8. Sacking favorite sons
9. Having a culture dominated by greed and egos
10. Having won 5 wooden spoons to 2 in the last 20 years
Now piss off back under your rock and watch on in horror in round 1 again campaigner
Of course you do don't do drugs; you don't need to, as you're on a permanent high from the injection of stem cells harvested from Bangladeshi orphans. John Elliott has a special supply and hands out what's left over to a selected Carlton coterie. Richmond supporters are, by comparison, known for our erudition (I myself have a Phd), whereas the only education Carlton supporters have is a Certificate 111 in dodgy accounting from the Brown Paper Bag Department of Preston TAFE.Putting the mohel’s out of business, you Richmond supporters.
I don’t do drugs, my unwashed, Ill-bred friend.
I have given counsel to many people that have suffered and or are suffering from drug-related issues, and it’s rather classless of you to suggest that even joking about it on a football forum would be acceptable.
Typical tigers supporters, no education, no morals.
Weird BigFooty flex bud. I’m a professional that has studied brain and behaviour for 30 years and I can tell you’re bullshitting.Of course you do don't do drugs; you don't need to, as you're on a permanent high from the injection of stem cells harvested from Bangladeshi orphans. John Elliott has a special supply and hands out what's left over to a selected Carlton coterie. Richmond supporters are, by comparison, known for our erudition (I myself have a Phd), whereas the only education Carlton supporters have is a Certificate 111 in dodgy accounting from the Brown Paper Bag Department of Preston TAFE.
Claims he doesn't have a Certificate III in Dodgy Accounting, then tries to claim $750 for ???? Do you want that in a brown paper bag?Weird BigFooty flex bud. I’m a professional that has studied brain and behaviour for 30 years and I can tell you’re bullshitting.
You’re probably not even a Richmond supporter.
That’ll be $750
Non-sequential hundreds and a fiddy, if you don’t mind?Claims he doesn't have a Certificate III in Dodgy Accounting, then tries to claim $750 for ???? Do you want that in a brown paper bag?
Sorry, I have no intention of paying your imaginary fine and I have no use for a paper bag as I know all about how to breathe (us Richmond types have Emma Murray to thank for all that).Non-sequential hundreds and a fiddy, if you don’t mind?
You can keep the brown paper bag Roycey, you seem to be rather agitated and it will come in handy when the hyperventilating begins. Breathe man.
In through the nose, out through the mouth.
It’s only footy mate.
It’s not a fine, it’s a fee, a fee for improving the posting of emotional Richmond supporters one gormless peasant after the other.Sorry, I have no intention of paying your imaginary fine and I have no use for a paper bag as I know all about how to breathe (us Richmond types have Emma Murray to thank for all that).
I guess that's what oppo clubs need to do when everyone wants to come to Richmond to win flags.can't believe even the dozy blues would pay a player with ability but yet to prove himself $900k a year.
Your price for nudes has dropped :OThat’ll be $450
Martin's only turn it on in finals. That's a shame, Carlton.Jack Martin earning his money tonight with a dominating game against the Saints. 4 disposals 1 mark 1 tackle and I just watched him kick out on the full from the top of the square. Luckily Carlton are only paying him $650k this season
Jack Martin earning his money tonight with a dominating game against the Saints. 4 disposals 1 mark 1 tackle and I just watched him kick out on the full from the top of the square. Luckily Carlton are only paying him $650k this season
That deal makes absolutely no sense and I can't see how any manager in their right mind would accept that. So it's probably true.Why do people think Martin is on $650k this year? That is his average over a 5 year contract I think. But last year he got paid about $1.8m of it. So he will be on about $350k per year now and he can’t give a sh1t. Will just be looking to get into a new contract elsewhere now. Worst deal ever the way Carlton have done this one.
That deal makes absolutely no sense and I can't see how any manager in their right mind would accept that. So it's probably true.
Does anyone under 30 go for Carlton?
My niece and nephew.Does anyone under 30 go for Carlton?
My niece and nephew.
Reported my brother for child abuse.
I'm the black sheep of the family.That is absolutely shocking for you Loosener. My ex-nephew is a Collingwood supporter….
1996Of course you do don't do drugs; you don't need to, as you're on a permanent high from the injection of stem cells harvested from Bangladeshi orphans. John Elliott has a special supply and hands out what's left over to a selected Carlton coterie. Richmond supporters are, by comparison, known for our erudition (I myself have a Phd), whereas the only education Carlton supporters have is a Certificate 111 in dodgy accounting from the Brown Paper Bag Department of Preston TAFE.
You know you are starved of success when you brag about kicking a high score whilst losing a practice match.Let’s face it, the last 20 years as a Carlton supporter haven’t been great. There’s been snippets here and there, Ratts/Judd got us to a prelim with a frenetic game style, and even though I though Ratten had a decent 2012, the Carlton coffers thought they needed a premiership coach.
We all saw how that went.
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We almost kicked a hundred points last night though, amirite!?
Guys?
Fellas?
Lads?!