Carlton Introduction thread

[Silvagnis]

Hi Jeff Dunne. You seem like an honest forthright fellow. There is an opening for someone with integrity to cast a critical eye over the goings on at Carlton, and I wouldn't want to trust the role to anyone with insincere intentions. Interested?

Can I pass the role on to one of my disciples?

He's quite good at photoshopping but his use of the english language leaves a lot to be desired.

 

[Barry Zuckercorn]

Can I pass the role on to one of my disciples?

He's quite good at photoshopping but his use of the english language leaves a lot to be desired.

Alternatively you could pass that role on to me.

Hi, I'm Barry, a passionate St Kilda supporter with a soft spot for the Blues. I specialise in anything from petty theft to corporate takeovers and in my spare time I enjoy walking through team change rooms after games like everyone else on this thread it would appear.

 

[Sticks 4]

Hi. I'm Sticks. I once almost got in a fight with Bobby Skilton because he said Stephen Kernahan was overrated.

Luckily a mate settled me down. Bobby would have killed me!

 

[HBF]

Hi. I'm Sticks. I once almost got in a fight with Bobby Skilton because he said Stephen Kernahan was overrated.

Luckily a mate settled me down. Bobby would have killed me!

Ooh that remids me. I was at a Hawthorn game quite a few years ago, the one where Dixon kicked the goal after the siren, and I had had a few beers at this time, and Daniel Harford and Shaun Rehn walked past me.

I yelled out that Harford was soft and Rehn turned around and started walking towards me. He got in my face, called me a smartarse, and then got my cap that I was wearing and threw it on the ground.

 

[Silvagnis]

Ooh that remids me. I was at a Hawthorn game quite a few years ago, the one where Dixon kicked the goal after the siren, and I had had a few beers at this time, and Daniel Harford and Shaun Rehn walked past me.

I yelled out that Harford was soft and Rehn turned around and started walking towards me. He got in my face, called me a smartarse, and then got my cap that I was wearing and threw it on the ground.

I bet Rehn was really scared to come up against a giant such as yourself.

 

[AndSmithMustScore]

Hello lickspittles and lemmings!

My name is Jeff Dunne and I barrack for Carlton.

You suck richards.

 

[AndSmithMustScore]

Enigma.

 

[HBF]

I bet Rehn was really scared to come up against a giant such as yourself.

Oh yeah, I could see the fear in his eyes.

 

[Thrawn]

Oh yeah, I could see the fear in his eyes.

I think Barb was standing behind you.

 

[HBF]

I think Barb was standing behind you.

Now that you mention it.....

 

[VicO]

Hi guys, bit of a bump but couldn't find a more recent thread.

I'm Vic, love my Blues, really chuffed that we're doing well after so many years of pain and floggings. Favourite player ever is SOS and my favourite memories of the side include the 1992 centenary match against the Pies as a kid and the opening final we won against the Dons in 1993, both at the G. My love of the Blues is only match by my hatred of those two clubs

Best win against the Cats last week also.

Looking forward to speaking to fellow supporters after lurking for a while, you all seem like great blokes.

 

[Mister Carlton]

Hi, My name is Chris Yarran.

 

[The Cranium]

Hi, My name is Chris Yarran.

And you're off to Perth soon I hear....

 

[Silvagnis]

Hi!

I used to be Gilly.

 

[MBIB]

Was I supposed to read that 'hi' in such a high pitched voice?

TG you did make a cameo above!

 

[MBIB]

Hi guys, bit of a bump but couldn't find a more recent thread.

I'm Vic, love my Blues, really chuffed that we're doing well after so many years of pain and floggings. Favourite player ever is SOS and my favourite memories of the side include the 1992 centenary match against the Pies as a kid and the opening final we won against the Dons in 1993, both at the G. My love of the Blues is only match by my hatred of those two clubs

Best win against the Cats last week also.

Looking forward to speaking to fellow supporters after lurking for a while, you all seem like great blokes.

I'll be the first nice one, welcome Vic!

 

[thylacine60]

Hi. This thread sucks the big one. Looking forward to participating in many more like it.

 

[Alpha1]

I don't need a introduction I am the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the end. Bow down to me, worship at my altar, drink the juice, eat the manna, shower me with petals of the rose.

 

[MBIB]

Oh Jebus Alpha

 

[blue gunslinger]

Vico - avoid thy and alpha as much as you can

 

[Alpha1]

Oh Jebus Alpha

Don't worry I'm not like that.

 

[BlueDevil]

Oh Jebus Alpha

praise jebus

 

[BlueDevil]

oh and by the way, BlueDevil, (North West) tasmanian, all round nice guy.

 

[MBIB]

Don't worry I'm not like that.

LOL, relax Alpha!

 

[MBIB]

praise jebus