Carlton Introduction thread

[Alpha1]

Relax don't do it when you want to go to it....Relax don't do it when you want to come..

 

[The Cranium]

Relax don't do it when you want to go to it....Relax don't do it when you want to come..

I think you need to familiarise yourself with the origins of this song.....You're a worry.

 

[Alpha1]

Ohhhhhhhhh

 

[blue gunslinger]

oh and by the way, BlueDevil, (North West) tasmanian, all round nice guy.

Yeah, like you can trust a Tasmanian when the lights are off!

 

[The Cranium]

Two heads...Double Trouble

 

[Mister Carlton]

And you're off to Perth soon I hear....

I've been around more than a few times...

 

[blue gunslinger]

what is the point of this thread?

I am blue gunslinger
I like hot women and guns
I work too hard and if wasn't for the footy I would bugger off to Broome for the winter every year.
I am trying to get fit so next time I run into Cranium I can kick his ass (even worse than last time)

 

[The Cranium]

LOL

The point of this thread is in the title Guns.

Talking about guns...

I work in Africa - I travel extensively
I Smuggle guns and have a posse of pirates on the high seas
Women - Once you have black you never go back

Lastly - Guns couldn't win an arse kicking competition with a one legged dwarf with his hands tied behind his back.

 

[blue gunslinger]

 

[The Cranium]

Looks like she's busting...

 

[blue gunslinger]

dwarf with regualr breasts -,,,,,,,,,,,,,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Alpha1]

Hello..

 

[blue gunslinger]

Hello..

that sums up you alpha

 

[Alpha1]

Hello is a good form of introduction.

 

[blue gunslinger]

and that is when they turn and walk away from you

 

[Alpha1]

They run away, no one walks away from me.

 

[blue gunslinger]

can you ski?

 

[Alpha1]

Yes I ski badly.

 

[blue gunslinger]

go out and practice

 

[Alpha1]

Have driven a dog sled, awesome animals those dogs.

 

[The Cranium]

You've also driven everyone bonkers...

 

[VicO]

I'll be the first nice one, welcome Vic!

Thanks mate.

Vico - avoid thy and alpha as much as you can

 

[Alpha1]

Vico don't stray into the line of sight of guns.

 

[The Cranium]

Thanks mate.

Welocme VicO, and concur with Guns, Alpha is a rampant hamster....

 

[MBIB]

A frozen hamster