Carlton Introduction thread

[Mister Carlton]

Guns, I don't post filth either

What a lovely pussy. Pitty it isn't shaved...

 

[blue gunslinger]

took a lot of digging
but I found a suitable couple of pics

 

[The Cranium]

I would of hated to see what your google searches came up with....

 

[blue gunslinger]

hated or loved???

 

[Alpha1]

I would bet on loved.

 

[The Cranium]

I would bet on loved.

Not much love going on in the Singles Thread....

 

[Alpha1]

No but there's always tomorrow.

 

[blue gunslinger]

just like you tomorrow never comes

 

[The Cranium]

just like you tomorrow never comes

The Blues motto for this year wouldn't suit Alpha either....

 

[blue gunslinger]

Alpha has become his own fertility clinic
thousands of frozen sperm begging to be thawed out

 

[Alpha1]

i could repopulate the world.

 

[The Cranium]

Just buy a juicer...

 

[Alpha1]

To give to women?

 

[blue gunslinger]

i could repopulate the world.

not a coincidence we had you standed in the frozen south

 

[Alpha1]

You want to join me?

 

[blue gunslinger]

Let me think about it










thought about it and although would love the chance



NO

 

[The Cranium]

Doesn't seem to many introductions going on...

 

[blue gunslinger]

should we merge intro and singles so alpha has more chance?

 

[The Cranium]

Would be a good start, but Alpha will want measurements...

 

[Alpha1]

Measurements are the spice of life.

 

[blue gunslinger]

you will never measure up!

 

[Alpha1]

Why how measured are you?

 

[blue gunslinger]

One size fits all

 

[ThePine]

wtf are you guys on about?

 

[Alpha1]

Are you sure? The larger the better? Or size matters not?